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would be funny if it wasnt true

Legit feel like I'm going to have to drive the ute round the back so the rozzers don't twig that I'm bunkered down with the olds instead of at my flat

want punch a tarq cunt in the throat

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Sneed

the best part about porn is it catches women in their prime. even though they age and get progressively uglier, they'll be preserved in their porn films forever

furiously thrusting a dragon dildo up me arse till I'm bled dry and cum encrusted

uganda be kidding me

Made cottage pie lads, a traditional Irish recipe made by Irish cottiers in the 17th century. It looks exquisite.

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just did a non-essential trip outside of the house to buy some stella cans

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Stopped walking right past people within 2 metres with a smile on my face today. It drove people mad haha.

How long do you give it before people snap and start to resist the lockdown?

they already are, see more people outside now than ever

what's she doing with her mouth
that just looks silly

youtube.com/watch?v=KV1-L90K6sw

Egg wash your potatoes for a more golden brown finish

why are you drinking on a monday you runt

looks shit

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

sn

had this cottage pie at a paddy pub in Massachusets a while back

was scrumptious

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Lockdown you dumb Belgian

remember that hug a chinese person they did in italy like a month ago
lmao

honestly thought it was sunday haha what am i like

because virustoil has got me down and also im an early-stage alcoholic

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dont care

Oh yeah haha

despise this with every fiber of my being

mums watching corrie

do you reckon she gets much shagging in

Days of the week don't matter anymore.

Of course mate, she’s stunning

>Give me Swedes, snuff and whiskey, and I'll build a railroad through hell.
- James J. Hill, creator of the Great Northern Railway

>The Great Northern energetically promoted settlement along its lines in North Dakota and Montana, especially by Germans and Scandinavians from Europe. It operated agencies in Germany and Scandinavia that promoted its lands, and brought families over at low cost.

Little history tidbit for you

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nah virgin freak if i've ever seen one

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The UK should do a "let a group of Chinese girls gob all over your face and into your mouth" thing

what's the latest on the cobbles then

awful hair texture

Imagine having to toil from home ahahhahahahahahahhaha
toilberg got you by the balls there's literally no escape lol

3 weeks off the alcohol

how pitiful

Pokemon go is the white man's pursuit

I was driving to a larger town to do some shopping. Got hit up by a guy on Growlr who invited me over, so I changed direction and drove about 30 minutes out of the way. That guy flaked and as I was leaving town this other guy hit me up on Grindr and said he needed to fuck, so we met. Nice looking black guy 5’11, 165lbs, lean, shaved body, decently hung and the chemistry was instant. We did all the foreplay and he fucked me with a condom. It was suppose to have been a quickie but I got him hard again while he was cleaning up and we started over. The second time he had me on my back at the edge of the bed my legs over his shoulders and he pounded me hard for ten minutes or so, and then it happened. I was laying there content as I could be. He started grunting and moaning and I felt this warm sensation filling my hole. I knew instantly it was his load, but this was the first time I had ever felt a guys cum actually fill me. Needless to say my heart skipped a beat and I was already wanting more when he said “Oh, dude the condom slipped off.” I told him it wasn’t a big deal I was on Prep. So we just kept fucking the rest of the afternoon. I think five or six times and that many loads minus the first wasted one. When I got home I sat on the toilet, and it was no wonder I felt his cum filling me. This guy must have shot bucket loads, because they just kept pouring out of my ass, so that in the end it looked like there was enough to fill three shot glasses.

not sure
some white guy is asking a black out but she's all like "I'm not being messed about by me fella ever again" or something

i believe you

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what are your thoughts on LSD/shrooms?

Is this lady's grandmother aware that her not-so-innocent granddaughter uploads pictures like this to the Internet for anyone to see?

alright mark

do black people exist in the coronation street lore then? fascinating

no...
stay back...

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Where did this lad get his magnificent haircut?

New pen lads

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what would happen if you put Clogwog, Jewyank, Tankiemong, the Kiwi and Mboko in a room?

any of you lads watched that netflix thing about the tiger lad?

Start with something more reasonable like 1 day

The toilet store

Not done shrooms lad

But yeah

I like acid, it’s really obvious who your real friends are when on acid bc how comfy you are with them or not

But yh

There’s lots to acid

Mad that 5G causes corona

why is he glistening

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e0904273280f

one of the biggest signs of being a nonce is writing in fountain pen

nice, very nice
let's see Paul Allen's pen

Did you get it from pen island

u said you didnt like acid a few months ago. what changed

she can get it

You took 10 micrograms you utter fucking wetwipe lmaooooo

mad that poo comes outta me arse

aleister

woke up
>read for an hour
>toiled
>learned french for an hour
>calisthenics for 40 mins
now here I am, knackered lads

bio oil

whats life all about. making lots of shit

can't imagine the quality of cock she recieves

not usually 190s biggest fan but credit where credits due he had a couple of posts in the last thread that were belters

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Its obvious you are larping

i thought it was fucking children

i'm taking 3 weeks off the alcohol
no more beers for me for 3 weeks

Unmotivated to do anything how do you do it? Got a German book sat in front of me but I'm not opening it

Why did you choose to learn French?

you now remember clapping for are nhs

>it’s really obvious who your real friends are when on acid bc how comfy you are with them or not
you stupid lying bastard

hello self-improvement runt

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yeahhhh love our 190 remember when he posted shitty Slough grime with "tune" appended to the post two lines down corr that was an absolute corker and then he did it again god what a legend

not done it for a while ini

have sex

*slowly moves over to the tannoy*
"More slags"

proto bf is french

if you think about it, cuckolding is perfect for the twitch generation
they're perfectly content to witness the experience rather than experience it themselves

Walking back through my old estate

bannerlord just finished dling and i honestly dont feel like playing it now haha

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how dumb do you have to be to think normies just bumble through life achieving everything they want with ease

link em

do benders have cuck relationships or is it a heterosexual thing?

same girl?

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You will feel better after week 1, great after week 2 and fantastic after week 3.

Lol why are the off licences open if you arent meant to be making non essential trips

did it change your personality?

feel fine 2 days after drinking, explain that

Make them learn English haha

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I think they can't distinguish between the two

what if you're out of booze

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no

t. super recogniser

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image perfectly you deterministic incel failures.That instead of doing any of the myriad things you could do to improve your lot in life (exercise, better job, interesting hobbies, skincare, wardrobe, actually talking to people), prefer the low effort mindset of 'nothing can change'. State of you cunts

its just a meme you can do what you want within reason just dont be a retard about it

Alri zoomer or lightweight

they basically do though. because it all comes down to confidence at the end of the day.

actually it's a public address system
tannoy is a brand name

Hate this skinnyfat look

right

so

you ask a good question lad

there are times I evaluate a social situation and I use my acid perspective on it and it’s a really strange feeling when I do it

I can’t explain it other than that

But yeah I stopped being so lad as well after it

Need to upgrade my phone but everything is a load of shit atm