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English Socialism edition

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having a go

first for way-hee

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English Socialism edition

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Choon

Social Englishism edition

need to stop edging before I drown in precum

DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT?

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yess i stole first post right out from under clogwog

down to my last spliff lads

weedman cant deliver til the 11th of april

genuinely dont know what im gonna do with my self

what would he have done in this situation

craving a burger now

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has anyone here practiced tantric sex before?
oh who am I kidding lmao

contemplating a wank

*scrolls up the length of the thread*
yeah, didn't think I'd asked

has he given up on being a personality here?
or just realised the futility of it

So why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Emmettposting is getting pretty esoteric.

used to give my mrs tantric orgasms while we were pinging on dance enhancers

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don't understand tall burgers
how are you supposed to get that in your gob without making a right mess

thick burgers are a fucking meme

gimme smashed/thin patties any day of the week

I'm sorry Ireland, you're out of the Celtic Union

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why don't you just drink alcohol like a white person would?

that's what she said

North Korean style shutdown, seized control of the airline industries and liquidated them and redistributed their profits to every worker in Britain

I think all the 2019 flavor of the year JF personalities went away after they realized nobody cares. Only the native ones are left

@19:52
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EXTREMELY pathetic how the entire west is scared shitless of china

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HELLO HELLO HELLO
HI
HELLO HI
HELLO HI

There's a b in both and an e in neither.

taking 3 weeks off the alcohol
currently 10 hours in

Celts didn’t come along until much later

dont care we all know we (current generations) are more genetically alligned with the spanish niggers that came over as market tradesman back in the day, unironically where the term 'dark irish' comes from aka we're wogged

highly ashamed to admit that my first wank was to the scene with her on an inflatable mattress

just went to the shop and the streets are completely empty of cars
there is the occasional jogger who crosses the road as they see you approaching but that's about it

maybe he was an immigrant
they had immigrants back then rorke

mad how strictly brits obey government orders compared to the defiant yanks . suppose that goes back to historic times . bootlickers vs pirates

>urb
why do yankoids refuse to pronounce H?

Spanish thing is a myth, dark Irish are just what the natives looked like before the celts came. Same for England.

>Celtic
>implying we want anything to do with the Welsh
Ireland, Scotland, Isle of Mann and Nova Scotia are rightful Gaelic clay.

a've been daein a pure pile ae sleepin

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wasnt there something about the spanish armada shipwreckees staying over there also

pretty sure the dark irish are the remnant of the neolithic farming population

ignore all clogwog posts

I find it hilarious that just a month ago I came here to /brit/ to warn all of you that coronavirus was spreading and would completely turn your world upside down. Most of you derided and doubted my warning. Now, you're forcibly quarantined inside your house for the next 6 months. Isn't so funny now is it.

gf just sent me this

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they can't. they put erbs in their cooking and brush their teeth looking into the meer

they're literally retarded

>nova scotia
based

i hear tell that the new neetbux is permanent
if true then i can move out of mummy's house and into a studio flat and never talk to anyone again

>we
>we
>we're
Wrong.

>doesn't even provide a source when all posts are archived
shan't be believing anything you say I'm afraid

PENGORENG

just back from my 2nd walk of the day

didnt care then
dont care now
wont care in future

ought to be illegal to be that peng

British People sound like shit and you know it

wayhee

What are my roots?
I suppose you could say my roots are when the Anglos met the Saxons

ava...

their southerners also pronounce oil as ole
boggles the mind

pangolin?

Terrorist.

>British People sound like shit and you know it

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arrest this vile terrorist

Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety! We don't want a Neesan hitting your trunk like last time! oh and make sure there aren't any squirls in the yard when you leave, I think they're nesting in the ruff again

all the tradies are wearing their painting and decorating masks down the shop

our accents might sound weird but our pronunciation is accurate

I know Goreng from indonesian (our former colonies) restaurants
goes well with PENG

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evening chef, one aile de chauve-souris soupe please

you said it would be the literal end of the world
all that's happened is we've got a few weeks off work
get a clue

it looks so weird on the closeup. not even attractive

a merlot on the rocks, my good man

blood pressure has risen about 20 mmHg

shaken, stirred?

hello homosexual

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Yeah we’ve all seen Harry Potter buddy boy, so that’s a lie

Where precisely is there *any* evidence (not guesswork) that shutting down the country, wrecking the economy and throttling liberty will save a single life?

10g amber leaf if you please

Amazing how this is 100% accurate and completely unexaggerated in any way.

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>10g
been a while has it mate?

agreed but last bit is typical unfunny women stuff

>it looks so weird on the closeup. not even attractive
literal bender
I want to do a header through my monitor at that closeup. way-hee!

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her butt is too low it looks so off

Many of the same people taking a victory lap for "calling" the COVID-19 pandemic before it began are the same people who have predicted seven of the past two recessions and the collapse of the fiat currency system all in the past decade

who is this big nosed giraffe?

>Load user's file

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mad how my life hasnt changed in the slightest

'air butt eez too loh, eet luuks, 'ow you zay, uff?

would it be such a bad thing if the global economy collapsed and millions of people died?

literally who

t. manlet

mum says I look like him

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can't be attracted to these retarded internet women... wouldn't want to date somebody with such a shamelessly self-absorbed 'living'

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

how did you lads lose your virginity?

that doesn't even make sense

that age where people are supposed to mature and develop into a respectable field that they become a professional in and progress up the ranks becoming a desirable companion, yeh? well that didnt happen to me

fucking hate computers
fucking hate programming
unintuitive fucking cunts

met up with a girl i met in world of warcraft

the quote on quote home gym

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prefer not to say

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absolute fucking tune

Makes me want to to acid and ketamine whilst travelling

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all the normies are going mental
two of them have already murdered their wives having been stuck inside with them for one week
imagine if this goes on for 6 months

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shut up

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genuinely such an awful accent. the regional accents are mostly even worse, not that they have many. only decent sounding yank accent is a soft southern accent like bones in star trek

lightweight baby!

one for the history books this

the tone in media coverage is subtly shifting lads

by the end of this week we'll have the end of the lockdown in sight

wish i had one of computers the NSA have, having unlimited snooping powers must be incredibly comfy

i love britain and british people :)

why is Japanese stuff so nice

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fuckkkking tyaaaaaHOOOOOON my boy

Welsh healthcare workers are writing letters in case they die, keeping a note of how they were told to work without adequate PPE. They wanted a record that could be used in litigation to compensate their families.