/brit/

dont know which thread to use

Yas Forums themed threads attract too many foreners

welcome to the 'the' thread

anime nonce or taig mong edition, hard choice

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alri pavel
bogs won't flush again, have a look for us

/brit/ should have it's own board

Worried about this
Don't think the parents' neighbours are the type to dob me in for squatting at theirs for the duration but you never know

*cracks whip*
post faster

should have its own website

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have an enormous johnson

what would we call the board?

have an enormous johnson

got quite a large boris myself

top lads

This thread is going to be full of jf’s, should have gone for the anime nonce edition

wasn't aware kiwi's were under the boot of pony hitler

just heard through the grapevine that our PM might be cancelling coronabux
scared lads

if I had a big willer for a day...

/brit/ - British culture
filed under 'miscellaneous'

Just really hate working class culture being working class myself

have a tight hole for big poles

On this day in British History

>1296 – Edward I sacks Berwick-upon-Tweed, during armed conflict between Scotland and England. A chronicler recorded " Edward spared no one, whatever the age or sex, and for two days streams of blood flowed from the bodies of the slain, for in his tyrannous rage he ordered 7,500 souls of both sexes to be massacred"
>1603 –The Treaty of Mellifont is signed ending the Nine Years War in Ireland. Tyrone submitted to the English Crown making English the official languange and Brehon Laws replaced with English Law.
>1856 – The Treaty of Paris is signed, ending the Crimean War.
>1861 – Sir William Crookes announces his discovery of thallium.
>1885 – The Battle for Kushka triggers the Panjdeh Incident which nearly gives rise to war between the Russia and the British Empire.
>1944 – World War II: British and Allied bombers conduct their most severe bombing run on Sofia, Bulgaria.
>1944 – Out of 795 Lancasters, Halifaxes and Mosquitos sent to attack Nuremberg, 95 bombers do not return, making it the largest RAF Bomber Command loss of the war.
>1979 – Airey Neave, a British Member of Parliament, is killed by a car bomb as he exits the Palace of Westminster. The Irish National Liberation Army claims responsibility.

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*posts*

Same

you fucking what, source?

ffs scomoooo

*if I here a big willer for a day...
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.

got a mate in new zealand right now breaching protocol and posting the pics for all to see, shall i report him?

Interesting philosophical question, what's worse a JF or a nonce.

we'll move to it when this thread's done, don't like waste x

alri tarq'

wish i was a 50 year old bloke wealthy enough to retire rich and still maintain a drinking and coke habit that left me enough change to sit on the pokies all afternoon

going to make use of my lunch break to trim my pubes.

dropping a log in the bog

test

fuck off, you don't have friends

*replies*

willard sometimes feels bruised after wanking

mboko are you here

Based

have more friends than you've had hot dinners kid

How are you lads holding up?
Anyone on the verge of doing a suicide?

FOJF

thinking of shaving my head but continuing the grow a beard

>Canb; Aus - PM Scott Morrison is expected tomorrow to row back on earlier stimulus measures and refocus Treasury minds and small business at the expense of generous promises to Centrelink payments.

OH NO OH NO OH NO

squirm all you want it won’t save you from the long arm of the law françois

hahahahha

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cope

ngubu?

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yeah but I was before the virus tbf haha

fucking nigger.

this can't be happening

not showering or shaving before heading to toil later as a passive aggressive response to toilberg's flagrant contempt and disregard for his wageys in this of all times

not showering or shaving before heading to toil later as a passive aggressive response to toilberg's flagrant contempt and disregard for his wageys in this of all times

Based. Fuck NEETs

nah prefer to wallow in my own misery 2bh

that is one ugly child lmao

drake a nonce desu

loosen the grip on the wilberforce lad

Precisely 0% chance this happens. It's already been passed by parliament.

New 4channel advert lads, don't worry it's not actually tits because its blurry so I can't get banned

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not showering or shaving before heading to toil later as a passive aggressive response to toilberg's flagrant contempt and disregard for his wageys in this of all times

Precisely 0% chance this happens. It's already been passed by parliament.

Probably should have gone to the hospital about that broken finger after all, can’t make a proper fist now

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

coronavirus isnt real wake up sheeple we're being lied to

coronavirus isnt real wake up sheeple we're being lied to

look at this dude

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NEETBUX

Just woke up

dole scroungers on the rope

dole scroungers on the rope

open the pubs

anyone else ever known someone irl who's freakishly similar to a fictional character? I knew a girl at school who was a spitting image of cassie off skins, in both appearance and mannerisms, except she wasn't anorexic

mad how many (you)s you can get just pulling shit out of your arse

dont care

this is bullshit. there's no mention of this anywhere. Post a link you mischievous brit

trim my pubes

The phrase is splitting image

got a sweat on have you staunchy

hate this gimmick

The phrase is splitting image

Aussie dole bludgers on the ropes

youtu.be/6q15FZn9rfI

Chewn

>It took this many yous to be called out

Shameful lads, shameful, I even made a grammatical error

>It took this many yous to be called out

Shameful lads, shameful, I even made a grammatical error

i could post the most inane shite possible and an australian flag would still reply with 'good post lad'

shes fucked mate

Why is everyone shaving their heads for quarantine

>spitting image
Pretty sure that behaviour can get you arrested.

huh weird, I always said spitting image as well

might start pronouncing mischievous as "mis-chee-vious"

I've been self-isolating my whole life I was born for this lockdown

I've been self-isolating my whole life I was born for this lockdown

It's not even real cunt, there's no mention of a rollback anywhere. NEETs win again

PM doesn't have the power to unilaterally roll back a stimulus package that has already passed parliament, which has now gone on break for the next 5 months.
Some proper brainlets in tonight.

please tell me more

haha I do that

spit and image

Did you at least splint it?

No it isn't.

bit fucking cold out
thought winter was over

snap

*does a poo*
vocaroo.com/1T8kW7A7ayT

might start posting twice

No more barbershops the leds

Stimulating my package

Stimulating my package

Fuck you for that hey you had me sweating

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this is literally the end of the NEETs era. give it one more month and you're done

odds poo
evens poo
dubs poo

Just logged into my HMRC online portal and there's no reference to my current employer... only some job I finished in 2017

What the FUCK

*copies your post*

my cocks been self isolated for 19 years

my cocks been self isolated for 19 years

Does it look like a splinting image?

NEETs should be ground into mincemeat and fed to pigs

*surreptitiously googles HMRC online portal*

might have to call you a nonce whilst surreptitiously saving all your images to my hard drive

pay pigs like yourself i imagine

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Does British breakfast telly have a Karl equivalent

might piss myself for a laugh