Varg is getting more and more retarded by the minute

>that feel when satire can't keep up with reality anymore

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>I' a X and Y mutt

stopped reading there, no one cares you fucking globlin

americans have been doing this for more than a year you utter spastics, baiting idiots who feel superior on Yas Forums

I had blonde hair as a kid which turned more and more brown the older I got

>>I' a X and Y mutt
>stopped reading there, no one cares you fucking globlin

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He obviously meant of what's written in Christian's post, not of the fact that he's getting retarded.

>I'm half Filipino half German pagan(worship both Norse and Filipino deities)

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>pseudo man
Says the thin brown manlet.

>this all thread
Yas Forums(nel) is cancelled for the day

I was born blonde and my hair became black when I grew. Same with my sister.

>Varg is getting more and more retarded by the minute
But his retardation is the reason we love him

based

Is he a schizo?

Varg is the very definition of a based retard.

where did you father buy your mum? you must be depressed your father couldn't find a white wife so he went for the easiest oprtion

I don't talk to non-mahrem women, get me your male chaperone kaffira scum

this

the power of thulean science

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Yes.
He is what you get when you take a D&D Bard/Druid, make him racist and give him abhorrently low INT but moderately high WIS

Subtle Norwegian humour
He even has the pic of his own children for comparison which proves otherwise (younger kid has lighter hair, older has darker)

I would love for scaruffi to BTFO this viking larping retard

What a retard

dimes, you aight whiteboi

This is some pretty top tier bait to have pissed off reddit so much. You have my commendations.

I'd love a debate between Varg and Scaruffi, imagine all the autism.

He burned down several churches for no real reason, stabbed a guy 27 times in 'self-defense', and has been claiming for years that Jews run the world and are behind a massive hoax legal campaign against him. I trust you to reach your own conclusions on this.

Yes, their eyes turn blue also later when they mature
Pic related for proofs

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Ńju Lαs Vejgøs Yz Hydiøusli Jεloш
youtube.com/watch?v=0WrjEclbd84
Hajd Æt Ɛni Sajz
J/nōw, hæf ʌv ðhēze Wʌnder Wymyn αr Hazбrow™ Бættle-Ťrolz
Ði ʌðer hæf hæv gαt V∴D∴
Bi šur ju ownli fʌk ðø wonz hū skwōk lajk hεnz:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
Goшldøn Gūs yz nαt jōr toj, ju stūpyd goj
Jurovyžion Sõng Kαntøst
Hœr ajdez hæv A∴I∴D∴S∴
Bi Kajnd Tu Jōr Wεб-Futød Frεndz:
youtube.com/watch?v=uedyba2UWv0
Mõngovižøn
Ph'nglui mglш'nafh Kþulhu
Я'lyeh шgah'nagl fhtagn

>Pyg-a-čūw Toj

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Wʌz Fylyp Lαrkyn (1922–1985) æn Hônørari Lajbrâriøn or džʌst æ LΔЯPĩng fægøt??

youtube.com/watch?v=hxxd3fbLgFs

>Čœrč Gowĩng

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Varg operates on a level of thinking above normal understanding. Bathe in the ashes of five churches to unlock the power.

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How did this guy get famous again, something about prison?

I can't believe you're the only other person who noticed this, just how retarded is this site with all the quarantined normalfaggots

was kristian this autistic before he stabbed euronymous 50 times in self defence, or did prison make him this way?

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he torched a church, was in a shitty metal band and killed one of his former band mates with 50 stabs in the back

He's so retarded that there are no words for it. In his city of birth, Bergen, people look like this. He is clearly damaged.

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This, was blonde until I was 5

10/10
The bait we deserve

You are all retards. He's talking about the hair you are born with.
Then you start growing blonde hair which yes, gets darker with age.

This snownigger posts on Yas Forums and often gets completely btfo, but refuses to admit it.
Be wary of any french flags you see, it could be this retard.

>gandalf the white
isn't he like 50? why is he obsessing with a book for children lmao
won't even comment his post because it's beyond retarded

It's like the whole posts idea supposed to point out how hair gets darker as we mature. See his kids on the right? Can you understand sarcasm?

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I like how Italians want his autographs. It's hilarious

Most of his kids are starting to grow brown ish hair. Wonder how he copes

nuh-uh
snow white has black hair because she is southern european and not white

He throws a hissy fit every time someone mentions that Tolkien was Christian

>They then lose this hair & grow their blonde hair
>Varg was blonde as a child and then became brown haired as an young adult

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Do Americans really

me on the right

Nice bait, have you

This is one of his older beliefs tho. Copied from his wife too.

>black hair becoming blonde over time

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True for red heads maybe.

Why a regular parody like is nowadays considered LE EBIG 10/10 BAIT? It's called a fucking joke, get a clue you massive autists

No he means that what Varg is saying is the opposite of reality. White kids are often born blonde and their hair darkens to brown as they get older.

Good (You) haul.

>tfw waiting for my dark hair to turn blonde

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No, this snow white interpretation is one of his oldest teachings as you can find in his books and his wife's. Varg rarely or never contradicts Marie in matters of myths, tales etc. Also they mean that newborns have black hair and get blonde after the first days in the world, his toddlers are way past the Snow White phase.