/brit/

We live in an era were lesser males can longer attain a wife, whilst not having sexbots. It's probably only going to be 50 years of mankinds history, a mere instant of time. But it is your time.

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Space brothers is good cartoon

Black people twitter used to be funny, till it was politicised and now full of cringe uncle tom black atheists, like mboko and in general the usual redditor of the time

if her age's on the clock, she's ready for the cock

corr

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reckon nonwhite men could improve their chances if they knew how to not act like drooling retards around women

>I drew a sexually explicit image of a 10 year old but then i gave them tits so im not a paedophile
state of anime nonces desu
actual vermin dont think they believe it for a second
its just cope cause they know they are broken people with a sick perversion

Cool when you leaving?

Going to watch the live action today

bbc.com/news/health-52078012

ACTUAL TEXT

>Prof John Wright, a medical doctor and epidemiologist, is head of the Bradford Institute for Health Research. He has looked after patients in epidemics all over the world, including cholera, HIV and ebola outbreaks in sub-Saharan Africa. Over the next few weeks he will be reporting for the BBC on how his hospital, the Bradford Royal Infirmary, copes with Covid-19.

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>Hull has culture
Not buying what you're selling lad

step dad calls his mum queen and once accused me of having an affair with my mum when he was drunk
think he might be an incest tard

coomed to my pokemon crushes of yesteryears a few days back on the pixiv sesh

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Lines on a paper don't have an age

i haven't been following your posts
what point are you trying to make?

Nobody really cares and your country has quite literally had the worst response in the entire world outside of China and North Korea.

Think about that. They anticipate this will kill up to 200k Americans

and your mum married that?

CULTCHA

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nah they arent married just been together for like 8 years

The fact that normoids can't cope with being housebound shows you how little thinking they've ever done. They cannot stand to be alone in their own thoughts or do any introspection, for them life is always externally focused. They live in a state of permanent distraction, to be alone terrifies them by confronting them with the helplessness and vulnerability of the individual being.

The event that just now transpired, was simply the beginning of a larger event, Robbie.

Need to be really appreciative about living in a first world country during this Corona shite. 9 million people starve to death each year. Imagine being in one of the places facing starvation when this shit hits too.

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nonce

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>2D
cringe

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Don't get it

luckily because you're in a first world country you'll be arrested soon enough for your noncery

working from home so ill be here all day

once you start a sesh 18 year old lines get blurry but oppai lolishit gets the bin. any preteen gets binned, Avatar and Teen Titans lewds get a coom

introspection is mostly pointless

Let's be honest the only liveable UK places are:

>London (if extremely wealthy)
>Cornwall (if extremely wealthy)
>Oxford/Cambridge
>York
>Glencoe type places in Scotland (if of moderately high wealth)

The rest is the same depressing shite

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY

what a daft cunt leaving her phone there if an opportunist like me was lurking that'd get snatched in an instant

me with the gf

i.4cdn.org/pol/1585558517918.webm

youtube.com/watch?v=DAMM8JVbr8g

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>it's another anti's vs pro's argument
yawn

morning lads

birmingham is an open-world crime game

cheshire triangle

megan foxs thumb is grim

its definitely blurry around 18 and thats understandable given the medium but literal 10 year olds isnt defendable imo

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free (You)s from that one Australian lad who can't handle seeing animeshite

wish i was a manlet

>Let's be honest the only liveable UK places are:
>(reddit space)
>>London (if extremely wealthy)
>>Cornwall (if extremely wealthy)
>>Oxford/Cambridge
>>York
>>Glencoe type places in Scotland (if of moderately high wealth)
>(reddit space)
>The rest is the same depressing shite

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time for my morning porridge

remember when everyone was being asinine LMAO

Soviet Russia, 1954

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more tea vicar?

anyone got /lit/'s version?

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the uk is shit unless youre tarq

anti-clockwise vs clockwise?

*obsequiously googles asinine*

It's no fun.

Bradford looks like the middle east

makes me think how childish our 1984 would be. police pestering you on twitter if you do anything against their restrictive laws

jessie ware actually had loads of bangers
her first two albums are great

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>anyone got /lit/'s version?

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Full of WAGS, weirdly rich Deanos in their 30s and 40s who own a construction firm or something who all drive round in those garish Overfinch range rovers with the wife wearing whatever the 2020 equivalent is of Juicy Couture with fake lips and coke on the weekend.

call me a radical but I think people shouldn't have sex with people other than their spouses

uk is a tarqocracy

i'm "all-in" on digital clocks, never had to worry about it

deanos seem to be enjoying it

>height doesn't matter guys, just be confident!

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>the uk is shit unless youre tarq

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kek this is my brother

Misty's been a teen crush and has aged in the series, cooming to her is understandable in context

whoah

On the one hand, lefty loosey
On the other hand, righty tighty

youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3n02CQJiU
Isn't it mad you don't have songs like this?

Got pneumonia lads and the antibiotics I've been given aren't shifting it.

Could very well be the end for me.

have a massive cock

shit's too small

what does that look mean? does she want to have sex?

The UK is shit even if you're Tarq.

t. Tarq

>Misty's been a teen crush and has aged in the series, cooming to her is understandable in context

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wish i were a high school football chad FUCKING cheerleaders

deano has a better life in straya

My ancestors come from Cheshire. I wonder if they had stayed would I have been a Tarq.

but we do have sex

no?

Breaking News: Government announces your one walk a day is banned in case someone falls and hurts themselves and the NHS have to come and rescue them and then the NHS falls and hurts themselves then the NHS get sick. Less to follow.

Yas Forums

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completed this story arc

analogue is way quicker to read than digital

short answer: yes

youtube.com/watch?v=TLG5tWrdsOc

Mood.

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simply cannot be arsed

that would explain why so many british deanos are in office jobs here

had the sex some times
not that great desu

Yeah, bit of that going around, I understand

pepeL

long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

youtube.com/watch?v=3CJsqGa1ltM
mood

i live amongst the creatures of the night!

but why does no girl ever look at me like that i look literally the exact same except im fat balding and unemployed

can still remember the first time a girl called me hot

no it isn't
be quiet

no you havent

i haven't got the will to try and fight

it is, as long as you know which way is top, you don't even need numbers to read analogue

Feel like we need another hundred years war. We could take Calais and use it as a base to raid the duplicitous French. Would be a great to inject a bit of spirit into the anglo brotherhood.

yes i have, smell my fingers *presents fingers*

*licks them*
oops ahaa x

Ross was the best character in 'Friends' (1994-2004)

>we
>that flag

lmao

no idea lad. probably one of the greatest unsolved mysteries

shall be finishing off the whisky very shortly chaps

union jack's right there mate

only chance of me entering france is if i can have a french gf (40+ years old only)

straya is a deanocracy
uk is a tarqocracy

Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it

Had a cup of tea

The Union Jack you mean?

For me, it's Raven.

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“the duplicitous french” is a bit rich coming from an anglo

same

*

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>10:21
Grim, grim, grim.

*takes a swig of his eighth San Miguel of the morning*

Business idea: LARP Agincourt at La Tontouta Airport

pet nigger found my porn stash and went mental, tearing up magazine pages and cumming on dvd covers.
put him in his cage for a bit

aye

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stop larping, bruce

>Had choice of two girls really into me
>One was my ideal choice but more difficult logistically
>Ruined it with her
>She won't respond to my messages
>Realise I don't like the one I picked in the same way
>Now have to be alone if I dump her or put up with her clinginess because she can sense I'm not 100%
>Said she had a dream we shared a room at uni and I asked what happened
>Pic related her response

FUCKED IT. I've let my actual love get away and she won't evne respond.

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um mate! the vichy french! Hello!

my mates got sacked while working from home

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120530997
If you're going to quote me please have the courtesy to (you) me.

love black girls me

Putting a frail 80 year old on a ventilator (they won’t recover) and banning them from seeing their family is atrociously cruel

wahey

youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWvQuIVMI

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summon your inner african genes and beat the bacteria

bored

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CAN I GET A KISS

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i haven't been sacked but i'm basically just not going to get paid until the government are paying for it

Lakhs of people to die in America haha

need both a poo and a wank

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CAN YOU MAKE IT LAST FOREVER

Agreed, the only reason the NHS might fail is because they are trying to save people who can’t be helped

I shave my own pubes

anyone have that webm of the girl slurping the noodles

THIS IS POP
YEAH YEAH

Chad does what he wants, when he wants.

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exclusively wank the wilkins to ladies with shaven fanners

imagine being offered an option to go fascist by the big man himself and not taking it
imagine putting down your nation’s only hope (are mozzy) instead

a blackfire man, me. shame she couldn't make up with her sister before going to jail

same

the lads

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t. no knowledge on the matter whatsoever

don’t mind a bit of bush me

I would like a young nun to wash me while I'm in a coma

50% of corona patients in intensive care have died which is shocking apparently. No point trying is there,

what for?

only anglo women are this obedient to authority

Foch was right. France was the only right country ever all the time, always.

a lot of those seem pretty arbitrary

Speaking of, time for a bit of hounds of love

46352

It's the intensive care which is Killing them set them free and they'll start flying

Dunno man, my town is pretty comfy

Bought a house for

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exclusively wank the wilkins to ladies of asian extraction

i used to flirt with birds doing shit like this when i was at school all the time and i wasnt a chad, reckon its pretty normal 2bh

85% of corona patients have died so far

Stuffy nose this morning lads

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stupid his hate em

>school

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that genuinely looks really lovely

yeah that definitely needed all those spaces

mmmm

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BREAKING Dominic Cummings is self isolating at home - he had symptoms over weekend

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business idea, grow another pair of legs and ask the stupid creationists to explain *that*

youtube.com/watch?v=vtV0je-liEg

100% of anyone who's ever had a dry cough has died

youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMlQEWEg2Q

wheres that

yeah, voltaire should be 80+ plus deserved

hes basically been doing fuck all and assumed that logging into the system would be enough to keep toilberg off his tail, but he can actually check your productivity not just hours logged in

he called my mate at 3pm yesterday to talk about it n my mate was steaming kek

lol being the autistic kid who assaults girls for attention isn't the same as Chad manhandling them.

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>i used to flirt with birds doing shit like this when i was at school all the time and i wasnt a chad, reckon its pretty normal 2bh

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yeah... at BOJO's home!

This is now a coronavirus incest thread
youtube.com/watch?v=2ic-A7VJMJs

what age exactly does he mean

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quite literally never had a reply to a youtube link i've youtube linked here.

alri, /lit/