/brit/

Captain Clogs in absolute tatters.

Not catholic myself but never understood why cartoons like this always call catholics superstitious bigots when everyone hated gays and black people back then and also believed in another form of the same religion

can't watch asmr without feeling like a simp

white van men are cowards

act the big man when you've got 2 guys sitting either side of you

wont say shit when you're on your bill

anyone else here that really fucking hates yanks so so bad

Catholicism is a cancer.

will run you off the road next time i see you, vile little runt

Do you see many van drivers with people sitting on their mirror do you

hate horrible and stupid people

like nice and smart people

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>A.Fistful.of.Dollars.1964.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay
yeah thats the one boys

none, including you

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iktf

not surprised, too scared to use your hands

you lost, fuck off

>At his Sunday night press conference, Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced a tightening on the rules surrounding gatherings, limiting them to two people instead of 10.
police state inbound

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did the yank voice his yank opinion

Also when you consider that every snake handling, "faith healing" pseudo-cult in the US is Protestant

bannerlord available in 9 (nine) hours lads

Not really well versed on religion but doesnt protestantism lead to endless scrutiny of the bible and thousands of interpretations which eventually leads to people just giving up and either taking the most liberal form possible or forgetting about religion completely?

vocaroo.com/kk7CS06hJHz

*drives down closed lane to bypass traffic and cuts in in front of you*
Heh nothing personell kid. Be a little quicker with that clutch next time

sup doode

Yas Forums janny gave me a pass it seems

what about nice and stupid people?

>Apologize to my mule
shit was sick for 1964

LITERALLY ME!!!!

praying for boris johnson's speedy recovery

PogChamp

*ALARM*

JANNY

JANNY

JANNINGTON

MINE EYES HATH BEEN ASSAULTED BY THE SIGHT OF BARE FEMALE MAMMARIES ON OUR DEAR BOARD OF IMAGES

I IMPLORE YOU, AS A MAN OF YOUR DUTY FOR WHICH YOU RECIEVE NO MONETARY COMPENSATION, TO REMOVE THEM FROM MY SIGHT AT ONCE, LEST OUR COMMON CHRISTAN MORALITY BE CORRUPTED BY THIS VILE OBSCENITY

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horrendous post

dont mind em

I feel you a great villain because you know you are a vile person yet you relish in it, where as most bad people are simply ignorant of their own shortcomings, you actively seek to exemplify your negative traits

I do not despair however, your comuppance is nigh

imagine her plopping that cunt down on your cock

fucking hate them so much

is /brit/, dare i say it, dead?

voca.ro/8uxYri2jsxl

Have sex

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have a VERY hollow feeling in my gut
hate women so much
quarantine is killing me
no place to spend a breakup

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twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1244372187391426563

genuinely a lot to unpack here

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even if it's a bad idea, if i don't care about the consequences, what is the best way to reach out to the ex gf who has blocked me on all social media?

that's called harassment

i suffer
it's what i do
not nice at all but i must

tie a note to a brick and throw it through her bedroom window

appear at her place of business unannounced, ideally daubed in animal blood

love how when I called you out for spamming "proper hate yanks" you change up the wording. state of yew

Is the yank a necessary evil here at /brit/?

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>initiating contact with a former lover
>consulting with an Andalusian employment forum on ways to do so

Christ the British are incurable soiboys.

i remember this nonce on vine when he wasn't a tranny

he was still a cringey bastard then

it's been a year and i'll be nice

work is getting slow so im going to have to use my annual leave to take time off but im only getting half the pay i should for that time bit bullshit if you ask me

meanwhile this is what american men are up to

x

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american men are responsible for the phenomena known as mutt's law

>MEENWHOIL THIS IS WOT YANK MEN ARE UP TO M8

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Just finished this movie, it was fucking gold from start to finish.

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Oldman steals it as a Rastafarian pimp

could crash my car outside her place of work or her street and she might see me

My dad cheated with another woman after 30 years and ran away and now lives on his own. I hope he doesnt kill himself.

Wow, I'm really glad I just read that extremely witty retort from my American friend.

ARTHUR DALEY!!!!!!!

seething
you sound ridiculous

die you piece of shit

thinking about chris benoit

He had dreadlocks but Rexyl definitely wasn’t a Rastafarian

ignore the curry salesman's claims. I've never been his friend

cope

lol

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E I E I E I O

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oh my stars stop typing you yankoid gremlin

Remember when that Canadian posted about how he has a weird voice and it’s really negatively impacted his life and we convinced him to post a vocaroo and he had the creepiest fucking serial killer incel voice ever ahahhahahahahha

his entrance theme and video is genuinely freaky when you consider what he did

>accompanied by Americans

no yank could ever influence my actions you pondscun piece of shit

me on the left

An island of 60 million sex offenders. Why do they always ply their trade in Thailand.

aoh moi stahs
fuck up bitchboy

the second line says some of them were yanks

whoops

Haven't seen Thailad in a while. hmmmmm.

lying through your teeth here.
you hate to see it.

>bitchboy
was 'bitch' not sufficient? seethe on

Ah yes, yanks

i watched the kino documentary on him the other night

please find it I want to hear

had this bookmarked but have since deleted it

>Alan and Thailand unaccounted for
mad innit

Emmayank hasn't posted in a while. It's relieving

Yanks, I’ve come to wonder since watching True Romance:

Was Detroit a dangerous city like it is today in the early 90s?

It was worse; it was basically a black glasgow back then. Nowadays it's just a slowly recovering city

Yes, been a shit hole since ford stopper being so big

people should know when they're conquered

it's been utter dogshite since the 1967 race riots chased all the white people out and the blacks then voted in corrupt black democrat after corrupt black democrat this is easily goolgeable

sounds like something hannibal would say after cannae

what prompted you to type this one out and click post

Actually, like all our cities, crime is way down in the last 25 years

>A black glasgow
Mate Glasgow has fucking nothing on Detroit. Glasgow has fucking nothing on Dublin for Christ sakes.

Isn't this only the case for New York?

roman expeditions into germania in the 2nd and 3rd century were always to stop germans attacking roman land across the rhine, not to "conquer" the tribes

>Minister of one of #Germany’s wealthiest states commits suicide ‘over coronavirus worries’

shant be responding to the irate car bomber

>black glasgow
glosgow isn't and has never been that bad, scots just hype it up because they want to seem tough.

just about everywhere, the number is close to 25%. The reporting of crimes has gone up significantly though. I learned this from Steven Pinker

Glasgow used to be very rough

a mixed response to that post i think it's fair to say, will be taking this feedback onboard going forward

vocaroo yourself saying this

Nah.

>My city is a bigger shithole than your city
Ah yes

Reminder

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No the yanks introduced a prison industrial complex and a three strikes rule for crime and now they've locked away over a million of their criminal element at any one time. Leftys will complain about this but the alternative is the urban decay of the past all over again

So it's gone up but the larp is that it's really down?

>He is extremely proud of his city's crime rates
>he passionately brags about it on strange corners of the internet deep into the night

Why are some of your cities still some of the most lethal places in the world then, like competing with Mexico -tier?