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why not? way-hee

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Trying to reset my hair by not using shampoo for a week or two

finger in the bum

He makes them early and janny doesn't touch them.
Makes you think.

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Having a daughter is cucked
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Posted byu/LemonGaming5

1 year ago
Having a daughter is cucked

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

When Brits make the thread before page 8, janny deletes them. Clogwog seems to get away with doing it though. Resulting in a disproportionate amount of clogwog threads

still think you might be the janny

but I don't want a finger in my bum
I approve of this picture, partly because of the bike

presidential guidelines extend through april
this means my governor will for sure extend the business shutdown and that's really bad fucking news

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The first person also says we you fucking idiot

It's a comment on nationalist supporters supporting Billionaires who pay nationalist lip service but dont do anything to help the man on the ground

Any London lads got any empty street photos

full lock down soon lads
phone tracking, drones surveillance and fines

Janny seems to have slowed down a bit recently. Only had one of my news deleted. Maybe because of the 'rona

see

is there, dare i say it, more to life than having a gf?

could it be that merely existing in a state of having a gf is not the pinnacle of the human experience?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Qm5QJYaRoM

conveniently forgetting I got unfairly JANNY'd today even though the other thread had no /brit/ subject?
yeah but in the edit there's literally gold put at the peasant's side
wealth redistributing commie cunt

He'll have a meltdown innit? Poor guy.

Done that weed crack shatter stuff a few times and it was a clear high with no major mindfuck
Im not a junkie anymore

These already happen other than fines

*continues on as normal*
Normal being staying at home all day every day

You’re just trying to throw us off the trail, I’m onto you

if they actually go that far, I'll unironically join the reserves and be one of the guards

brits autism is too strong

Thoughts on the director-general of our ministry of health? He's a national hero now

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Shikantaza involves sitting very still and looking at a blank wall a few feet away for long periods of time

Seen 3 cunts run across the road in front of a car to avoid me today and a laughed at them for it

Nonce

yes, absolutely so
having a gf is not a need, having mates is a need
very important

Boris Johnson's Fascist Utopia

Brothers a army reserve and they have been on standby for a few days now

Any up and coming Australian Findom Girls?

seething irish cunt

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How long do you think it'd take your brother to start raping in the event of an apocalypse?

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Do you think he drinks NZ lager?

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you smell that bad lad?

about 28 days i imagine

fucking literally lmao

people here were wondering where the fuck I was

was busy being a chad

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seems like more of a wine guy

Didn't use to mind clogwog but he has become somewhat of a cunt recently.

A terrible shame, it makes my head shudder uncontrollably.

brits won't do shit jobs

sad, many such cases

chinky flu on a mad one

bridish pipo rly truly do be out there like "fink dis froo bruv"

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Love being a Chad
Love crying about me depression
Love me mandy
Love me larping
Hate being HIV poz
Simple as

>it makes my head shudder uncontrollably.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SHUDDERINO!!!!

we're all posting cringe sweeties

*imagines all the people living for today*

>bros mumsy having a sly turn while ol boys comoed out
based porn video

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how much have you spent on shite on amazon so far

You forgot loving noncing your underage niece.

chads can have depression too you know

source: me

how can he be poz when he’s a virgin?

>no new cases at all
how did they do it bros?

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reckon attractive women must be bricking it
when society breaks collapses
wolves be coming for that pussy

At number two in Amazon UK’s chart of most sold books of the week is The Eyes of Darkness by Dean Koontz. Although it was written in 1981, it describes a virus called Wuhan-400, in what appears to be an uncanny prediction of the coronavirus.

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Uncle fucked me arse back when I was 12 after me first line of mandy and ket

Why what did he do

screaming

By lying, it's really easy.

sorry mate, I'm bored out of my fucking mind
live on my own, during a cunty epidemic without being able to go to toil

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I would lick other men's spunk off her tight teenage tummy

He's just in charge of our 'rona response

>reckon attractive women must be bricking it
god i hope they do that on my face

dutch nonce cunt

>me?
>I'm an actress but I also work in The Central African Republic helping out with vaccinations

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Shes 15 in the photo nonce

kek

and you know this how? nonce

is there anything like the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) in the UK?

i.e. a non-profit group that funds lawsuits aimed at protecting people's free speech rights, privacy rights, among other things

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got a giggle out of me

magic man xi

retard nonce

Not even the secondary date check offers solace, and the bio oil imbibes you. Seek you the ancient, shrouded rented flat hidden to the right of the main building site. ...The gift of the bearhead will grant you strength...

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Me pet rock loves gay bars a bit top much blood

i want to be rich and i want lots of money
i don't care about clever, i don't care about funny

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twitter.com/HKWORLDCITY/status/1243865641448169474
Screaming.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_(advocacy_group)

that's a generous description for a group of conniving kike lawyers

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Nonce, you nonces have been posting it for years and it's clear by looking at the photo that it's a little girl you big fucking nonce

>trust me, I know exactly when every moner pic was taken
ok nonce

not bothered

made a post

got sold on the casual sex gimmick
thought it would be better

Did the UK enslave black people until the 1850’s and institute systematic oppression and violence against them when they literally lost a war and had to stop being slave owners?

prefer not to say

*shoves face in cleavage*

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so many women are already tremendously fat in their early 20s, imagine them in another 10 years GROSS

what are you trying to say

time to be snipped, pedo

lmao abc had a story about how one singular funeral home in Wuhan (there are 7 major ones) received 10,000 urns over two shipments.

Be a good idea for a film that wouldn’t it. A world where a deadly virus has begun to wipe the population out. Then they find out about a book written decades ago talking about the same situation.

accidentally used the word shagging outside of /brit/

why is it that it's always the obvious nonces who scream nonce the loudest?

Don't think so.

you tell us lad

correlation does not equal causation, CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!!!

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no u always works

can you repeat the question

The orgy of sly-winking usury was only brought to an end by a stairwell nonce-bashing, which left North braindead and quadraspazzed on a life-glug.

They've defended the 1st amendment rights of Nazis and Klan members in court

I don't know, I saw the money pic on Yas Forums just now so I used it here
but the irish nonce is telling me he has memorized every moner pic for the last several years
he's obsessed

back hurts

feel like shit just want half a chicken at nandos

And that books name?

The Holy Bible

Still desperate for a group of girls from Wuhan to gob all over my face and into my mouth

giz a link please mate
suspicious lad

Remember when Noam Chomsky went out of his way to defend a holocaust denier's free speech?

I like them fat

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cookbook sales are booming
follow the money thats all im saying

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hoiler that spog

*continues to hunch over keyboard for 18 hours a day*

>Stein
SHUT IT DOWN

As someone attracted to teenage girls, she is ugly in my eyes. Maybe I'm just racist though.

Today I've had

>two bottles of Theakston's Old Peculier
>one double whisky
>four tins of Pepsi Max
>one cup of tea
>two strong coffees (Nescafe Gold of course)
>a Kinder Bueno
>a dozen McVitie's chocolate digestives
>three wanks
>two dumps

I also watched Alien: Covenant and then read a bit of a book about Enoch Powell, to which Anne Robinson had contributed a chapter

good chance that toilberg is putting me on paid leave tomorrow

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Or girls from Northern Italy

imagine being called "noam"

did you have any actual food

When the FUCK does the looting start

You realize coronavirus is a common thing right

Everyone’s had it in their life

what do you do

>Nescafe Gold
Total shite. One thing yanks got right is not drinking instant coffee

lesbo cool wine aunt (who's been texting me and everyone else giving us all sorts of wacky advice she clearly just got off instagram) is quite based

dunno why shes so bubbly/gregarious yet her partners are always stereotypically miserable butch dykes that we all immediately hate upon meeting