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Welp Dutduts promise of a china infected philippines has been fullfiled in more ways than one

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>a supposedly fascist military/police paving
Kek did not age well, VIP infections woth police escorts
They follow orders from the chinese communist puppet duts

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>Be banterfag
>Wake up at 2am to travel to BPO center because of lockdown
>Make sure to buy some pagpag for breakfast on the way
>Arrive at office 4am
>Wait until the /asean/ thread is made
>Time to post my assigned premade topics
>Get triggered when people pity the chinese
>Do this for 12hours
>Go home
>keep repeating that shilling is a noble profession in order to sleep
>Wake up at 2am

fuck Orei
this is our new /Asean/´s Queen.

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tfw, want to smoke with alone but too autistic to know the dealer

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coofed at annoying parking man yesterday

Kek
Maybe mkl aka kaguyafag seethes over his omar duterte look alikeness

>Be MKL
>calling anyone fat ang ugly
>Wake up at 2am to travel to BPO center because traffic in Manila is hellish
>living in cebu, baguio, Davao is like 5th world shithole
>Dilate
>make sure to take aids pill
>Make sure to buy some pagpag for breakfast on the way
>Arrive at office 4am
>Make an /asean/ thread
>no one responds
>seethe
>Time to post my assigned premade topics
>get triggered by visayan illocanus eating pagpag
>make a kaguyuh thread
>everyone seethes
>get triggered by anti Duterte/Marcos news facts.
>Get triggered when people call me out for being a same fag MKL and eating visayan illocanu pagpag
>Do this for 12hours
>Go home
>get infected with china virus
>Dilate some more
>keep repeating that shilling is a noble profession in order to sleep
>get insecure
>keep repeating that Pnoy is a virgin a in order to sleep
>Wake up at 2am

Yikes

cita citaku jadi model iklan pocari yang lari lari mngejar bus atau naik sepeda

kucing gua ilaaangg

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I eat it, uma delicia

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Hello
What are you doing today?
Me?
Self quarantine of course

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I tried cocaine once, desu

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Huh

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Finally got my house built, now I just need to wait for my off-island fruits to bloom and sell them. That or the money trees to grow.

what fruit? durian is profit

My native fruit is apples, but I got a bunch of pears/peaches/cherries/oranges from friends. All I'm missing now are coconuts.

coconuts de goblino obeso

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Any you guys getting NEETbux? Everyone who is on the dole gets $750, hilarious wagies are seething because of this.

yeah coconut is profittable and the market always need that shit, the tree is very hardy and longlasting

very poor families are getting 110 USD weekly from government here.

nope third worlder dont have neetbux.
>no work no money

Wait, there's durian?
I'm trying to get perfect apple and cherry now
not neetbux but poor people got sembako every month right?

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dunia mau kiamat
cepat bertobat sebelum terlambat

apple tree is a bit high maintenance if want good harvest imo and i hate it

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No more parties in LA. Please baby, no more parties in LA.

>Muh Du30 3D rendering fixed NAIA
>Muh laglag bala
Absolute failure of a Visayan lead government.

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Manila Bay has been cleaned after decades of neglect and pagpag festivals

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wtf is pagpag? isnt it food??

Pagpag is the world-famous traditional Tagalog cuisine

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Bangladesh women are pretty.
Yogyakarta gf looks like Bangla,
interesting.

It's traditional visayan illucano cultural cuisine
Pic related

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>tfw too much pagpag made visayan illucanos dutertards think the blue is a sign of the bay getting clean.

In truth in turned blue because Duterte visayan goverment is dumping toxic waste.

Cant make this shit up

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actually, Pagpag doesn't only belong to Tagalog or Visayan. Pagpag is the national cuisine of Philippines.

It's OG visayan illocanu they invented it

Genuinely don't understand how anyone WOULDN'T want to be a NEET. Work is only a means to pursue my hobbies and pay rent and I don't see how anyone could see it as otherwise

you should learn to share your culture with the rest of Philippines unlike us Indonesian and Malaysian who insult each other over rendang or something

Kek
The absolute state of mkl aka kaguyafag pro duterte/marcos larp

Incoming cope

Nothing to share since pagpag is original visayan illucanu slum cuisine

thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=sO2UA7LwGDc

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Why so many Banterfags?

Why does the quality of /asean/ thread inversely proportional to the number of pinoy posting in it?

That image is aimed towards American, so it's American culture, I guess? I meant USA is called the land of opportunity.

change pinoy with indog and you'd be correct

virgin: gue, lo
chad: aku, kau
thad: saya, kamu
lad: speaks in third person