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>What's the word for something that is based but also extremely stupid.
I think based still applies.

>I think based still applies

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You'll be waiting a long time for a delicious pint. But by God, it will be fucking gorgeous when you do get it.

>tfw ní striapach ealaín cailín

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>tfw ní striapach ealaín cailín
This makes zero sense. Please refrain from posting thots and bastardising our language.

you could say
>an aghaidh sin nuair nach bhfuil cailín striapach ealaíne agat

I only did foundation level Irish pls no bully
Go raibh maith agat

>10 more deaths
It's getting real now.

>massive Garda and military escort for PPE equipment convoy coming from the airport
Did they expect the PPE equipment to be stolen in transit or something?

>only 5 recovered

patience is a virtue

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

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Direct your energies towards something more productive.

Don't underestimate the criminals of this country.
Also it's not like the Gardaí have much else to do right now.

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t. trying to divert my attention away from art hoes so he can have one for himself

>Also it's not like the Gardaí have much else to do right now.
They've loads to do. They're doing random traffic stops all over the place to stop people making unnecessary journeys. And there's been a huge increase in community policing. And cracking down on knacker gatherings.

same here mate, there just aren't many where I am

I want nothing to do with any form of thot.

>taking a cruise during a global pandemic
>staying in peru during a global pandemic
>complaining that the government isn't doing enough to help you get home

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By right now I meant at this hour of night. The largest risk of people going out is during the day when the sun is out.

>By right now I meant at this hour of night.
The convoy happened a few hours ago.

I think I might give up the wageslavery to buy and sell stuff on Done Deal.

Where do I find an arthoe gf here? Are they only in Dublin or something?

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you'd be better off taking every wage you will ever get for the rest of your life and spending it at the bookies

Cork and Galway universities and other cesspits of iniquity

Gambling is the folly of morons.

I left school after doing junior cert and did nothing since then am 32 and since junior cert I've only been on the dole living in my parents and gaming etc, i'm unhireable since I've never worked i'm a virgin and every relative even much younger have got jobs and relationships some including my younger and older siblings have kids and all my friends even childhood friends that stuck around my whole life abandoned me as the years went on the last gave up on our friendship in my mid twenties, i'm deeply unlikable most of my family stopped talking to me unless I've ruined things for them enough for them to need to rant at me, I'm fat enough to have broken several beds and couches and get tired just from standing up, I don't even get joy anymore from any of the anime or videogames I spend most of my waking hours of life using

so how are y'all doing and how has your life shaped up?

see pic related wojakshitter

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not that bad to be honest

most are in Dublin. you can find some in Galway and Maynooth afaik

I have a decent job that doesn't fill me with dread waking up in the morning. I don't have much else going on in my life, but this is already more than I ever could have hoped for.

as is done deal wheeling and dealing

Grand.

>not becoming a Done Deal millionaire and working your way up to big man of the parish status

yes, you become popular by ripping people off

worked for the jews, they now have three billion people worshipping them as the chosen people and following religions based on Judaism,

the celts and gaels and other native peoples of Ireland valued honesty above all else, the celts which covered the vast majority of Europe and parts of Africa and asia, where are they their religion, language and beliefs today? all dead and forgotten. usury wins.

Whats so appealing about art hoes?

They're more likely to sit and fart in my face all day than any other women

ignorance is strength

so much retardation in one post I don't know where to begin

ignorance is bliss

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mummy's new Brazilian boyfriend laughing at me for supporting the NP and irexit

west brit

I'd love to be the guy people were advised to talk to when they needed belts for lawnmowers, or uses 2 by 4's.

Rent free

Wojak is an institution here weeb go back to Yas Forums if you want anime, we even used to have whole threads where peeps made wojak edits and comics before you otaku weeb creeps took eire over

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Dumb gaslighting wojak redditor

Only east Yanks like "art hoes"

hooly fuck lads can you spastics literally not have a thread not be total dogshite for once

tell him he wont be laughin when barrett is taoiseach

It's just manic pixie dream girl 2.0

>we even used to have whole threads where peeps made wojak edits and comics before you otaku weeb creeps took eire over
That literally never happened. I've been here since before the revival and there has always been an anime presence here (although it definitely got heavier post-revival).

Breeding arthoes is integral to the spirit of the Unconquered Gael. You fucking ballbag.

haha im riding your nan hope she doesn't get corona jaysus coz im going NINETY UNG UNG UNG

no n*rmoid will ever be the true leader of the gaels

Barrett is too afraid to run for election. He had his wife and a bunch of parish weirdos run instead.

>hooly fuck lads can you spastics literally not have a thread not be total dogshite for once

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seems the answer is no

The Gaels knew the secret of harnessing autism to manipulate it in such a way that you could use it to your advantage and still live a normal life. But the Anglos stole that power from us and now we are just autistic with none of the benefits.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a West Brit.

>implying there will be an election
oh sweet summer child

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>implying Barrett poses any threat at all
I could just put my hand on his forehead and hold him at arms length and he would be rendered powerless.

Fuck off you east yank. No "unconquered gael" as you call it would fuck americanised trash. Youre better off going for an English, Welsh or a Scot doll. At least theyre culturally similar