What kind of Germans are these?

How does an Austrian look like?

the actual nazis with a stupid accent who are compelled to follow Germany by EU law

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I mean ordinary folks

>real nazis
Yes
>rude
Yes
>soulless
Thats you Saupreißn
>no sympathy
Yes
>no humour
Thats you Saupreißn

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agreed

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>normies think hitler was german
>germany gets all the shit
>wtf is austria
>tfw austrians get to get away with being nazi

>Gipsys, Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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first victim

Do Bavarians feel close to Austria or are they indifferent to them?

You can visit us if you survive corona. Then you know it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1MOuvaqYSpQ

Southern Bavaria

We're Austrians, not germans

I don't understand German, but I'll take this as nein :D

They like to pretend as if they're incredibly close to us. But in reality they're incredibly prussiafied already, like the rest of the germans. They're rude and cold like the rest of the germans

This!
De Saupreissn kema nua zum Kreereim brauchn!

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>We're Austrians, not germans

>This!
>De Saupreissn kema nua zum Kreereim brauchn!

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Who knows the difference between a good and a bad avalanche?

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Good avalanche kills germans

Germany should annex Austria.

Exactly

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this is true, and south tirol as well; IIRC the german constitution forbids any kind of annexation though, even if another country/territory were to ask to be annexed; it's impossible to overstate how cucked germany is

>german constitution
tolilet pappere

Ja otschin lublju was Russkich

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They couldn't even if they tried. I don't think you know how much we hate germans. We'd never surrender to the germans

Unironically the best kind of germans. Austro-bavarians are the most perfect representation of the European spirit materialized as an ethno-cultural community.

Except that we're neither Germans nor Bavarians

wtf what did you do with the autro-bavarians that lived there for all of recent history

Don´t you speak the same lenguage as bavarians?

The true wh*te

the Germans have enough problems with themselves. And if they try again, we cut dog food out of them. Then at least they are useful for something.

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Germans already own everything in Austria anyways. Just make it official.

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Don´t you speak the same lenguage as bavarians?

The good ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=3r61EcyegBM

the BASEDment kind

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Don´t you speak the same lenguage as Venezuela?

they are the niggers of German

celtic larpers

The people that lived in Austria have never been Bavarians. They've always been Austrians, we're a mixture of celts, slavs, rhaeto-romans and germanics. The fact that people wrongfully thought they were germans stemmed from the fact that back in the day if you spoke german you were considered a german. With no regard to actual culture. But i dont expect monkey man from Brazil to know anything about Austria

We are not German and stop making threads about us

>the pot calling the kettle black: the thread

judging by looks i really cant tell austrian from german, but swiss on the other hand ... mein gott there is some real alabama shit going on in there

Phenotypically we're actually a lot more similar to Slovenes and Czechs than to germans

Ich bin glücklich über diese Solidarität. Egal ob Sozi, FPÖla, Schwarz oder Grün, mir san Östarreicha, und des zöt!
...Heimat bist du großer Söhne (und natürlich a Töchter), Volk begnadet für das Schöne ....
Nach Corona sollten wir uns wirklich wo treffen und feiern.
Mir Östarreicha bleim bestimmt über;

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Austrians are Slavs in denial

They're not actually Germans, they are good people.

and their table service is absolutely lousy

partially true
every european country has some admixture from their neighbors, austria does share 3 borders with slavic countries and hungary too (hungarians are 30% slav even tho they wont admit it) but even before modern borders that still happened

Schod is nua dass jetztda so vü Italiena sterm missn. Wa gscheida waun mehr Piefke krepiern dadn.

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Mir waratn 100 Tschinggala liaber aswia oa deitscher

jo, Deitsche san wia Judn, kanna mogs.

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the bearded guy is jewish