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Yellow fever edition

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jannee pls, allow it ok?

Mr Janitor tear down this thread

ERRRRRRRRRRRRR JANNIE!?!?!?!?!??!?!

dem feet

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pedo
based

GET HIM

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN LIBERTIES. I HAVE TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO CATCH A DEADLY VIRUS AND SPREAD IT AND CAUSE DEATH AND UPSET TO THOUSANDS NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO WALK IN THE HECKIN PEAKERINOS I CANT JUST WALK NEAR MY HOUSE FOR A FEW WEEKS TO STOP PEOPLE DYINGGG NOOOOOO NOT TAX PAYER MONEY TO STOP TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE I'LL HAVE TO PAY A SMALL PERCENTAGE MORE TAX FOR A FEW YEARS NOOOOO HECKIN NOOOOOOOOOOO I WATCHED A FILM ONCE AND IT SAID THE GOVERNMENT ARE EVIL NOOOOOO

ayy lmao

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Rate this tune /brit/

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O I AM BEING OPPRESSED

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im good mate

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not really into feet but she's very cute

was limmy's show edited in windows movie maker?

Gay cunt

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post british yellow slags

ye

all brit slags are yellow from their dogshit caked up makeup use

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Waheyy

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all footfags need to get the rope

good, then post them

Mental how Britain is literally a feudal monarchy without a constitution and whose inhabitants are subjects rather that citizens and everyone is fine with that.

you ever think that maybe chaos requires just as much maintenance as order

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baby's on the voddie look at him go wahey wahey wahey

Janny Ciao this fool

>London’s rental market is being flooded by bargain Airbnb listings
>In forums and on Facebook groups, in YouTube videos and on subreddits, Airbnb hosts who have built vast but flimsy short-term rental empires are facing huge losses as the global tourism industry collapses
>real estate website Rightmove saw a 45 per cent year-on-year increase in new rental listings on its platform for the week beginning March 16.
Shrieking and howling! Hope they end up on the streets

This (assuming you mean get tied up in rope and dominated by a perfect feet anime femdom gf)

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Remember when Boris wanted to infect 60% of the population? fuck was that about

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Isn't a citizen just a subject of his city?

>yellow fever is better than 'nonce anime'
>Implying there is any difference

Hows your isolation going boys?

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don't like it you know where the door is, simple as

bet the hand sanitizer would taste better

any reading man in
do you prefer first person or third person narratives?

>no difference between cartoon children and adult real women
neck yourself you fucking pedophile

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going on 26 years now

I mean kicking your air addiction

Sounds based if you ask me

>Scotch

No doubt

Hey be nice it was a present from my bf

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Is pretending to like whisky the most Reddit thing ever?

noooo le scotcherinos are too strong for me i need my haribo flavoured liquer

i like shagging girls up the fanny
i reckon if someone offered me a role in a porn film i'd take it but i'd probably regret it after i'd finished shagging my first fanny

Wahey x

Dark Waters was pretty gud 2bh. bit heavy-handed and unsubtle in its message but still a worthy watch. fuck those DuPont lads even if I'm probably surrounded by their products as I type this haha

t. wants to import vile alien like creatures masquerading as real human adult women

Anyone who defends the East is a nonce. Simple as.

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might cop

I wish she'd place her dirty fucking feet away from the camera and let me see that beautiful face of hers.

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nah but I live nearby in Slough

>>Scotch
(Reddit Space)
>No doubt

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yeah its fucking mental went in for my 16 hour shift working the wheat fields today only to find german mercenaries from the holy roman empire have raped my wife and burned down my thatch hut, really is like a feudal monarchy

state of the cunt lmao

Scotchberg on the ropes

listening to niggers in paris

coomed to her yesterday

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drove back to parents house since I'll be working from home for the foreseeable future. siblings back from unis too. feels like summer hols very comfy

why do norf women try to brown max by making their skin extremely dark and putting on disgusting wog make up? why don't they show off their beautiful pale skin?

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this is something to delete from the old browser history

Reminder that China could have contained this if they spent the month of December acknowledging it instead of arresting doctors for telling their med students about it

why are you so separate from reality leftypol

Do you really not like Whisky? It’s the only spirit I like personally. I can enjoy a Tesco calvados (apple brandy) but only at the right times. Whisky is delicious though.

i don't like scotch very much, i think bourbon is better
irish whiskey always gives me memory loss for some reason

hmmm yes

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what's a fanny?

can't imagine being this much of a virgin. what's it like?

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I want Emma Watson to pass gas near my nostrils.

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Bourbon > Scotch

And it's not even a debate

do you think kanye west will be president

>no underlying health conditions

is not being a 400lb tub of lard a "health condition" now

lmao

Just always seems to be drunk by the lads who think it makes them manly and it just seems a bit basic.

Nothing against you personally mate if it's what you enjoy x

looks good for 86

>norf women
Literally all do this here, you dumb fat nigger. Go look at those dizzy slags from Essex.

delete this mate

swear they put something in the yank water to make their women thicc and chunky and fertile