Bonjour user, tu veux aller chez moi ? Je peux préparer-toi un sandwich là, jambon-beurre avec une baguette

*unzips baguette*

>la beurre à cacahuète
Le beurre de cacahuète*

no

Why are French like this? You want your language to be spoken by everyone but then you chimp out when people butcher it. No English person is going to insult me for fucking up the grammar.

Shut up bitch.
I don't speak frog.

>A woman approaching an incel mutt like myself
This wouldn't happen?

i don't and i don't care

D'accord, mais êtes-vous beurette mademoiselle?

Me no hablo français. I only speak Human, sorry.

Non merci sale pute, je mange seulement des plats 100% françaises comme les tacos et les hout dougues
Viva la rance

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Basé

It's really one autists on Yas Forums.
Also people rarely butcher it when writing it, I think it's mostly the pronunciation that's hard to grasp

No she's not quite a beurette, but she sure is from southern origin

beurre de cacahuète
But otherwise, that was perfectly natural

Lol wtf she looks like that one Arab that gets repeatedly posted by the Aussie, Valerie I think her name is

Ca passe crème en Picardie comme langage.

arabs don't have such symmetrical faces due to high ammounts of test and incest she is a soyboy arab aka southern euro

She doesn't look like she eats pork hot though

Oui mais bon, en Picardie, tout passe

Based, back to the cage mutt.

Arabs commit incest? Those are pakis

Chuis on the written form is cringe, if you really must, you can write it 'chui, but je suis is much better anyway, ricain also sounds retarded, it is américain. It is beurre DE cacahuètes, beurre à cacahuètes sounds like butter you use to make cacahuètes with, which doesn't make sense anyway. Je is enough, the moi is unecessary. Avec should be used as a conjonction, it can't be used as a kicker, you want to say "et les bananes". It is always a bonus to add ne for the negation, aka Je n'aime pas le jambon.
All things considered if you wanted to sound native it goes like
>Désolé mademoiselle mais je n'aime pas le jambon, car je suis américain (it doesn't make sense), je préfère le beurre de cacahuètes (cringe), et les bananes (cringe), j'en voudrais deux.

Original poster sentence is correct except for "te préparer".

Je ne parle pas francais aber bitte red weiter alles was du so erzählst hört sich irgendwie nice an und die Zeit bleibt einfach stehen ich wünschte ich könnte dich verstehen

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Je suis désolé. Je ne mange pas de la viande. Je vais essayer de faire un curry.

>on the written form

Suce moi la bite, sale beurette.

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>Chuis on the written form is cringe, if you really must, you can write it 'chui
What the fuck are you talking about?
"Chuis" is fine as a very informal way of writing it and "'chui" is worse
Ricain is fine
moi is fine
Avec une banane was ok, "et les bananes" wouldn't mean anything
Even if the "ne" is the correct way of using negation in french, it is accepted in informal speech to cut it
What you said sounds way less natural than what he said

Based and truthpilled

Yes

erm...

Oui pourquoi pas, mais tu pourrais pas faire un autre sandwich que cette immondice?

It's time to go back

Un jambon beurre ? Ta mère ne t'a pas appris a cuisiner ?

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Vous connaissez Sagawa? Non? tant mieux, je veux bien vous accompagner...

tu es merde

displè vous bobs un vagene

you know cousin marriage is super common among arabs too right

Ferme ta gueule fils de pute

>The French perfect the art of making oneself detestable scum
>They blame it on propagandising by les Anglo-Saxons
lmao

what a disgusting language lol sounds like african clicks

If that wasn't for you dirty anglo, everyone would see how friendly and modest we are

mon vieux que je veux bien ton cho sandwich ma chtite lucette :3

Ouai fille allons

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Mmmmm yes, fromage
I'll have jambon cru, beurre salé and comté then

Basé

Hot roast beef, caramelised white onions and horseradish sauce, with a drizzle of beef gravy? Why, yes, that sounds like the perfect sandwich

speak english BITCH

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Jambon
laitue
beurre
fromage
mayo
Simple comme bonjour

>Jambon-beurre
Beurk moi trouver ça dégeulasse.
Toi comprendre moi?
Moi vouloir jambon mayonaise et fromage fondue.avec un peu de moutarde de dijon.

>Beurre a cacahuette.
*Beurre d'arachide!

I speak whatever I want the way I want Marcelle

>mayo
Non non non