Why do Americans have these weird names like "Mitt Romney" and "Peyton Manning"...

>Willard
That's even more strange

>Reagyn
this name is kinda based desu

sad thing is, retarded Dutch millenial parents and Dutch celebs are copying those retarded names nowadays
Its so weird to seeing white trash naming their kids like Jason, Jaden etc but with a Dutch lastname, it doesnt fit

>American names: Brett, Cody, Zack, Tyler, Chase, Mason, Jayden, Brandon, Todd, Logan, Corey
More like: José, Juan, Javier, Jesus, Miguel, Pedro, Carlos, Fernando, Roberto, Diego

>hunter
>fisher
>trapper
seems like a cool triplets to hang out with

>spelling madyson with a y

My name is Greek. I am GREEK

My zoomer sons friends name are Jack, Ian, Will, Will, Brandon, Hunter, Philip, Isaias and Felipe

Those are based names though, all derived from traditional Germanic, Romance or Biblical roots. Why are Hispanic Americans the only ethnic group in the US that can name their children normally?

based Zerachiel absolutely mogging the namelets

>Trapper
What the fuck

>Mason, Brandon, Logan
>bad?

don't know but it worries me

The most stereotypical American name is Kevin

i only knew one in elementary school

i knew someone named morgyn morgan (full name)

you know realize the name Tyrone is an Irish name

>morgyn morgan

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I have a baby due in April and I plan to name her Catherine probably. Which isnt Biblical but it is a Saint name.

Probably we will all catch corona when we go to hospital

Any names ending with an en on in are shit tier

no fucking way, I've met multiple

I haven't either. The only ones I've known from that list are Tyler, Brandon, Corey, and Logan.

i seethe everytime i see this picture

mormons are weird

I have not met a Todd in real life for the 3rd time dude jeezus christ.

Yo teach. Call me Raper.

>Take name, put a 'y' somewhere in it
But 'why' though?

post your ideal sons name
Bryce
Arthur
Jack

Even the corona virus kid was a Brady

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More modern, trendy, hip

That's not Mormons doing that

It's still white trash plebs influenced by Mormon-Evangelical culture.

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we thought she was fucking with us too

I can't take someone named like that seriously. Their parents probably had mental damage.
But that's based. Yes, they have spanish roots but they're real names, not meme snowflake names.
Roberto is the chaddest name of all

> Madison is also used as a given name. As a name, it has become popular for girls in recent decades. Its rise is generally attributed to the 1984 release of the film Splash.[1] From a practically non-existent given name before 1985, Madison rose to being the second-most-popular name given to baby girls in the US in 2001.

>Peyton
that's a fake name

> The name Peyton is a girl's name of English origin meaning "fighting-man's estate".
Do americans really give female names to males?
>Willard Name Meaning. English: from a Germanic personal name composed of the elements wil 'will', 'desire' + hard 'hardy', 'brave', 'strong'. Probably an Americanized form of the German cognate Willhardt (see Willert).
really makes me think

Btw, having a real origin doesn't necessarialy make it a good name. If a kraut named their kids "wōđanaz", it would still be fucking retarded

Bryce is stupid.
I like names ending with -erto. Alberto would be my best choice

>ywn go on a camping trip with your hunter fisher trapper friends

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I've seen the name Jaden/Jayden a lot but have never personally met anyone with it as a name
kek

sniper
brazz
deagynne

Mormons are ridiculous

why is that everything from America is ridiculous

Utah isn't America, they're a nation of their own

>Germanic or Biblical names

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Robert
Ian
Richard

Our nations have deep shared values or care about important things. We are a nation of hucksters who want to sell everyone everything.

>Tfw my cousin just named his daughter "Brooklyn".
>He's never even been anywhere near NYC either.

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Do you consider the name Paris bad?

Only ok if you're a super rich whore.
Otherwise yeah its pretty bad.

agree

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