/brit/

Ah yes, the Irish psyche.

ohhh markypops
he is our kid

corr she'd get it she

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#notmyyen

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when did we pretend to care about old people again? I thought we'd all moved past that since the 80s

>bong genes

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>swine flu infected 11 to 21 percent of the world population
>nobody cared. no countries went into lockdown, closed shops, etc. schools were still open.
>coronavirus infects less people than the flu, only kills old folks, everyone is freaking out
EXPLAIN THAT

*smacks lips*
hol up

my dads hair has now done this

Been thinking about dinosaurs, the creatures that predated the dinosaurs, ancient egyptians and all that.
Bloody mental innit.

>Order it to a random block of flats
>wait outside
>When the delivery driver comes, pull out a really big knife and just take the pizzas
Its one of those secret deals they dont tell you about, any customer with a big knife gets free pizza

it all begins and ends with mark

Only regret unfortunately.

imagine taking the shit you see posted on Yas Forums seriously

Irish twitter is full of leftys that basically seethe over everything the UK does if thats what you're referring to.

Boris effendi

VERY Reddit post

heard they all had feathers
poofters

>tp
>tf
Boris is unironically a Turk tho

smart phones and news outlets trying to out do eachother

STOOPID peng

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what does our nhs stand for? i know nhs is national health service but literally never known what the our part stands for and am 26 lol

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youtu.be/lKYrp5TrBFA

feel like pure shit just want bassline raves back x

It’s all just experiences innit. Nothing really matters really

...

ah yes. a thousand /brit/ threads

baited

Yes and on Reddit.

Proper bizarre, people in Britain (not in a rude way) don't really think about Ireland other than in a friendly 'they're nice' yet Irish people are always seething.

Then you actually go (north excepted) and everybody is really nice, it's really weird. Even when they don't want your tourism dollar.

so it seems me and John Major share the same birthday. Mental birthday so far

right looks post-wall and she's only about 20 years old

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

Aye.

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>Turk with light yellow hair

Lads that are still virgins missing that square on bingo, how old are you? Do you feel worried?

Know a girl that looks similar to this one

my gfs dad did this a few times. he was a wild young puerto rican man at the time. he is now just a silly older puerto rican man

he's turkish

Now I was coming in up in memphis on that
Motherfuckin real shit
Bullets in chamber, fill it with anger, paid all my
Dues to triple the 6
Scanman might take your hand, slowly grab to the
Pistol grip
See crunchy black up in the back loading up my
Extra clip
Coppers got me in a chase, I can't catch no murder
Case
I pulled over, got my glizz, I took my hand and
Popped the cop

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feel an urge to impregnate women but take no effort in raising the actual child

*Osmanoğlu

>Anglo with light yellow hair
We're Germanic.
>Johnson's paternal great-grandfather was Circassian-Turkish journalist Ali Kemal[

based coonraker

Infected > Deaths

anyone else growing a beard during these self-isolation times?

Listening to some Essential Logic

reddit in general seethes at everything the tories and republicans do

Indian goddess on the left and wh*Te trash on the right. What did you expect?

got loads of classic pc games i want to play but some are multiplayer like red orchestra 2 and i feel like i'd get caned if i went online

Is this that weird guy jessieugo

just drink more, runts will say self-improve (work out etc) but unless you're doing that for social reasons like a gym buddy dont worry

Why would you do that for. A couple of words and you can get your money back. Countrymen are such brainlets sometimes. 9 times out of 10 when I go into a McDonald’s or KFC I’m eating for free.

mboko

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Same thing happens with yanks in the uk

Need a big smooth willy in my bumhole

What should I add to the quarantine reading list lads? So far I've got:

Five Proofs of the Existence of God by Edward Feser
The Plague by Albert Camus

>anyone else growing a beard during these self-isolation times?

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how many syllables is in her name

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Fair point

normoids seething

>golds gym
kek what was he like

Not sure I've ever come across a more Reddit TV show than Brooklyn Nine-Nine

FuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUCK

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2

Business idea: Setup a counseling service post-corona

hehe this is a portrait of me wrought large

> if i went online
They're probably dead, mate. The servers will either not work anymore, or will be full of bots. Even games released 4-5 years ago are abandoned. Zoomers nowadays have no attention span. They just jump from new game to new game.

im half swedish, half irish man in america. and im dedicate this post as FUCK YOU to brits. yep you heard it right the first time

>Welcome to Jurassic Park!
what a load

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I'm not a virgin, have shagged a good few people, just wondering how old lads here are who are.

What's gonna happen lads?

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michael gove is a gimpy little virgin

*nasally nerd voice*
I'm not a virgin, have shagged a good few people, just wondering how old lads here are who are.

beckyyyyyyyyyyyy

Aye, she's a tome old feen.

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Awakened the sleeping anglo

Men will either look like skinheads or hippies post-isolation

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any good classic game recs

all dylan had to do was get a trim, wack on some juice wrld or whatever yank teens listen to and he would have been sorted

25. You just kind of accept it after a while.

CORRRR imagine being quarantined with somebody that beautiful.

You've got a modest two bed apartment in downtown Tokyo and although you're getting frustrated you can make the best of it by enjoying your minimalist, but also well deisgned and luxurious apartment. You watch silly films and play computer games and the wife walks around like that, ready for all day sex sessions then at night you relax with a green tea listening to the night with the window open and the breeze coming in. Also she lets you lick her feet.

guessing he did it for some thrills as much as feeding my gf and momma. he didnt use a weapon either, he grabbed the pizzas with force, set them down and pushed the driver down and then ran away with the pizzas.

No
Do you reckon she’s a feen

Huawei? How about No Way!

hateful goblin
twitter.com/Dekohhhh/status/1243947962897551361/photo/1

Hopefully break ties away from China so we can start producing stuff in house. I also hope this is the case with every country in the world.
The sooner the world can lock china out the better everyone will be.

Aye, mikey, she's a tome feen.

is £600 a good price for a new iphone xs lads

>Genocidal member of the British bourgeoisie seething at China
*yawns*

Been tempted to do a buzz cut at home, if it's announced that it's going to be longer than three weeks then I'll do it

Had me until the footfag shit

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open.spotify.com/track/7I5eQZFdlPV8LZWH2FeqaW?si=GjHZmQZQTMWDEg7Rd7bXYA

Teehee

local barbershop now has a backorder of 20,000 skin fades pre-booked for when they reopen

Considerably more likely that manufacturing would just shift to Vietnam and India instead

Don’t know lad. She’s crabbed a fair few old neejugs mate.

Irish rules:
If you’re a loyalist shave your head
If you’re a republican grow your hair and beard out

eu4 emperor needs to come out rapid

fuck off leftypol it's only 3pm

Deus Ex, System Shock 2, Blood, Shadow Warrior, Silent Hill 2, MGS2, MGS3, RE2

31
gave up on life ages ago

shall be getting a Huawei so i can have 5g when my contract finishes at the end of May. Somehow a contract is only slightly more expensive than buying the phone and getting a sim only contract

why did we vote in a prime minister who switched from herd immunity open border strategy to total enforced lockdown within the span of a day and was retarded enough to catch the virus and spread it among his team

Can't wait till we execute all communist traitors like you.

Why are there no shooter games focusing on the Spanish Civil War or Korean War?

WHY CANT I HAVE THIS

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that's a nice tight tummy

It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. BOJO IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.

Like an answer, the three slogans on the white face of the Ministry of Truth came back to him: STAY AT HOME, PROTECT THE NHS, SAVE LIVES. On coins, on stamps, on the covers of books, on banners, on posters, and on the wrappings of a cigarette Packet — everywhere. Always the eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, working or eating, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or in bed — no escape. Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetres inside your skull.

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>Genocide

It is time to go beyond

>The date the virus peaks will depend on whether people behave or not
what the fuck

Name/source?

on a similar data allowance?

any more info on those scientists with the 40x figure

While I respect the wishes of the other party with regard to lube, I am always disappointed when a top uses artificial lube with me. I'm almost 8" and it isn't a problem with most experienced bottoms, and I've taken some huge dicks with just spit. I find that sucking big dicks makes my ass self lube, the bigger the dick the wetter I get.

phonecams and webcams are very unflattering

getting the faint smell of chow mein from this post

are you enjoying the coronavirus lockdown mikey
are you making the most of it

because coronavirus wasnt expected and not a single person voted on the Conservatives perceived ability to deal with a global pandemic

i went huawei from iphone and it's shite lad

remember to report deano when he's out of the house

Still cringing over that video of the entire street clapping for that Deanette paramedic. Boggles the mind how low IQ the majority of the population is

don't be naughty simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=hCDM7HM4j9k

Fuck off chink

Mhm, yes, right.. *starts up webcam and starts wanking off on chaturbate.com*

you can't even get the google play store on huawei any more

AAARRGGGGGHHH

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yeah, only like £100 overall maybe less. Not worth putting like £300-400 upfront for, just to save like 90 quid over 2 years

No. Honestly hate it. Most sites up and down the country are gone into lockdown aswell

*claps*

YOU JUST KNOW

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it really do be like that

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It's Sunday, no Forgotten Weapons episode today. Devastated.

the best thing britain ever did? well, timesplitters 2 of course

>white women

@chennuanyang

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>whole row of barrett new builds
>girl drives a financed white audi

prophetic

coronavirus took this from us

Need a NAME

hey la, what time is it in UK la?

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thought that was a bat in her mouth

n

looks like she's got her lips wrapped around a big old pooey wooey could you imagine the palette that would even consider such actions

HOWLING

shiiiit. he got that james gandolfini power

twenny five past 3

CORRRRRRR PHWOOOARRRRRR

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First thing I’m doing when this is all over is getting 1ml straight in my lips

don't go necking yourself or doing anything silly like the other neurotypicals runts out there
have a wank and relax and that

Thank you

friendship ended with huawei

iphone is my new best friend now

CLAPPING

B-b-but she's underpaid, honest

Why do I find this little thing so qt?
She's honestly making me twitch

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>New designs of Huawei smartphones are set to lose access to some Google apps.

>The move comes after the Trump administration added Huawei to a list of companies that American firms cannot trade with unless they have a licence.

>Google said it was "complying with the order and reviewing the implications".
american really voted this orange wog in. Guess im not getting the huawei then

some tinfoilers are saying 5G is causing covid19 or something. whats even the logic to that theory?

tummy looks horribly starved in this particular image
wouldn't mind having a go at it though haha (that is to say I would like to ejaculate onto her abdomen)

Love it when the gf bends over without wearing knickers and I can just about see her arsehole.

I still miss the girl that used to be in work lads. 2 years since I last spoke to her.

15:27

k x

Ahem.. *ting* ting* NIGGER HEALTH SERVICE

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Chinese technology, Chinese virus innit

state of that fucking gap

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"some google apps" includes the google play store so you can't download any apps apart from those on huaweis own store which is practically zero
and the orange man made the right decision, huawei is part of the chinky government and they spy on you using their phones

Hear, hear! *leads the applause*

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I still go out like but it’s just empty. Bad feeling like. Just want the old UK back

*moleman voice*

i did

imagine cumshotting on that pasture between her eyes

...

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huawei's UI layer for android does my nut in anyway lad, and you can't turn off the filter on the selfie camera too. the last update reset all my settings as well.

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I'm British

5g 60ghz pulses are the killer, it stops the hemoglobin's from absorbing oxygen into the blood stream, causing mass respiratory problems