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look at truth

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Trump was almost guaranteed a second term until he decided to be a fucking retard over this virus

barbarism begins at home

Still reckon he'll win.

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why his head look like dis

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how's the land of the rising cum handling the rona anyways?

Girlfriend left me lads

>You are the first person to step foot inside the Lucky 38 in over 200 years. It was not an invitation I made lightly. Deliver me the Platinum Chip.

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he’s still going to win, not like the dems would have handled this any better.
yanks on both sides of the aisle care about money too much

My mum works for the NHS and has been moved to the COVID-19 ward to look after patients and will have to stay in accommodation in the hospital to prevent spreading, meanwhile people my age are STILL popping round their mates house for a catch up? Grow the fuck up and stay home

liar

IVE CONQUERED ALL THE CHINKY
IM NEVER GONNA STOP
BATS, PEAS AND GRAVY
IVE ATE THE FUKCING LOT

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZZZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZZZ

And when I was through
I filled up my shoe and brought it to you.
And you, you took me in,
You loved me then, you never wasted time.
And I, I never took much,
I never asked for your crutch
And I don't ask for mine.

That's awful mate sorry to hear that

better looking than the troglodyte that is Ron Perlman
absolute freak has a great voice but looks like a bridge troll

but you are stink

anyone else enjoy relaxing?

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Thank you

Thought I didn't care but it's just all hit me

shan’t

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you know
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

I can see Biden winning ngl. He's half a corpse and I can see this working in his favour. History rewards funny results

wonder if this is what he thought being pm would be like he’s wanted this job all his life

new vegas is overrated reddit shit

mum would always walk in when she heard the val venis entrance song

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you love to see it

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big fan of this song

Lock teenagers that go out for a natter with their mates out for the night, let them freeze and catch the kung flu, see how they feel after

weeeeeee

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New numbers out in 10 mins lads

I reckon 2000 cases, 400 dead

you belong on a cross, degenerate.

bit cold for me at the minute for that type of thing but I do enjoy a cheeky cold one in the sunshine

>Biden wins
>Get the 'rona
>Actually dies from it because he's fucking ancient
Would be quite something desu

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Crying

another awful yank post

How tall would Rihanna be with heels?

3D printing going to come back in a big way after the virus I'm hearing. there was never an urgent need for the technology before which is why it fell a bit by the wayside. now they're saying they can use them for emergency stents in mid-operation and shit

redditors

probably fine lol because most young people are perfectly healthy and won't even show symptoms

1300 cases and 305 dead

I unironically cannot stop crying

Possible, but I doubt it. People know Trump now, he’s not caused nuclear war or anything and the economy was going well until a chink fucked a bat

Hope she snapped her neck

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why

how can your entire country be so yikes yikes cringe soy unbased reddit reddit? makes no fucking sense

god she’s fit

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Why not just force the old and AIDS ridden to stay inside and everyone else can get on with life?
Political correctness gone mad.

it's always lower on a sunday

ugly bean head

imagine having to tell people you wasnt raped

Trump constantly shitting on China every chance he gets is doing him a lot of favours

because 13% of people who died of corona in italy had zero pre-existing conditions

How are we supposed to make any plans at all because of this virus shit. Should I genuinely just clear my schedule until 2021?

1200 cases 270 deaths.

what I've consumed today
>3 fried eggs
>bowl of porridge
>cup of coffee
>cup of tea
>share bag of salt and vinegar crisps

>and the economy was going well until
Yeah that's the point. A good economy is a bonus point for an incumbent until it isn't. Nobody votes for a president if the economy was good 9 months ago but no longer.
Americans have been conditioned into such a hysterical frenzy by their media to loathe the orange man that they'll feel compelled to get rid of him

Don't care. His job isn't about him it's about us.

top 3 games, name them

keep up the good work brother

had my first wank to rihanna me

based herd immunity advocate

I am a goddess
A powerful warrior Queen
My power is in my spirit and my spirit is immutable
My breasts reek of lifegiving nourishment
And are splendid
*breathes in*
I am a GODDESS
*drum hits*
I bring the thunder!
*cymbal crash*
I am the lightning!
*distant owl hoots*
All I survey shall one day blossom with love

The End

what I've consumed today
>two cups of coffee

1400, 350
if dubs jeremy clarkson gets it next week

hey remember when we

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fallout new vegas
morrowind
deus ex :)

they were OLD

thank you

get some fuel in ye fuck sakes lad

me
>2 bottles of wine
>7 joints

yeah was very cool

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mini frozen pizza and a bottle of orange juice to stop the scurvy

was that last night or this morning i've done nothing but sleep these last few days lol

2 cups of tea, a small bag of aldi onion rings and some red grapes

witcher 3, planetside 2, mass effect

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What I’ve consumed today:
>1 large bowl of porridge + 12g creative
>4 eggs (scrambled)
>pint of whole milk
>2 cups of tea
>one slice of wheaten bread (buttered) + one slice of white bread (buttered)

7 joints paddy? 7?

Government should cut all welfare. Those stinky NEETs, single mums, senile boomers, ASBO chavs, dole-drinkers, Somalians, and other leeches would have to make themselves useful or starve to death.

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about half an hour ago

back from my run, took my an hour to do 5k lel

rolling a fat zoot

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planescape: torment, kotor 2 and divinity 2: ego draconis

Spotted the virgin

he made the news because it's so rare

was quite literally last thread

Yeah but this is something new, it’s not just an ordinary recession. I would have comfortably bet a lot of money on him winning a second term if it wasn’t for the virus, but now I’m not so sure. Still think he has a good chance of winning though.
The le orange man bad the media have been doing for 4 years now must be wearing thin on a lot of yanks.
I completely switch off whenever I hear it now and I’ve never been all that much of a fan of him aside from his ability to piss everyone off.

do you wanna take the risk?

Sweden are still in "why contain it" mode
mad bastards

you wouldn't like me when I'm without bennies...

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Eating petit filous

The classic

holy shit state of me i need to go out and spend my exercise ration

unfortunately, recent polls show that his approval rating has risen somehow

Remember when Italians made this exact post about us but we laughed at them.

>using a straight as baccy for a spliff

G R I M
R
I
M

Her Jamaican rum
And when she did come, I asked her for some.
She said, "No, dear."
I said, "Your words aren't clear,
You'd better spit out your gum."

I'm sure putting his voter base under house arrest would do him wonders for his reelection chances.

if we had a vote for it i would vote yes

very un-swedish of them

there’s an even better photo to be baiting with than that out there somewhere

>unfortunately, recent polls show that his approval rating has risen somehow

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Wanna get big, gotta eat big

Might smoke a zoot myself. Fuck all else to do. Hopefully the little cannabis dealing runt is about

of ham aha

>Play video games any given day
>Get a sense of guilt after a few hours for wasting precious toil-free time

>Worldwide pandemic, country on lockdown, literally the perfect excuse to play video games
>Haven't turned Playstation on once

racist

I am big kid

And this is exclusively because they're women is it rorke? Show me proof of that

who wants to know what drugs I’ve consumed whilst partaking in British culture?

it’s a bait image you absolute mong

worse than getting covid-19 that

>unfortunately
forgot /brit/ was full of corbynite runts

Very new aren't you 190.

His approval rates have rising because he's promising to end lockdown and social distancing quickly. People will go mad if lockdown drags on for a long length of time. Boris' approval rating will probably go down here if he extends the lockdown much further.

THIS ISN'T BRITISH CULTURE

I would take the risk because there isn't one. If you have an immune system you'll be fine.

>sean lock in the corona response team

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You big kid but me big man

Nobody. Fuck off and die.

I stood there and hummed
I tapped on her drum I asked her "How come?"
And she buttoned her boot
And straightened her suit
Then she said, “Don’t get cute”
So I forced my hands in my pockets
And felt with my thumbs
And gallantly handed her
My very last piece of gum

if this has taught me anything it’s that asians are smarter than white people
>but they ate the bat!
yeah but as soon as vietnam korea thailand etc caught wind of this shit they went straight into lockdown we can’t even recognise it after it takes down a neighbour

I’m interested, it’s definitely not a list I’ve seen before, why don’t you share it with us?

>unfortunately

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Someone spray painted Corona is a Hoax on the side of Sainsburys

Normoids rattling their cages after a few days of the NEET lifestyle

Literally now beer in sainsburys had to get London Pride, hope it's not rank

I want to know when you're killing yourself

Yes let's put the entire planet on hold to save a small handful of non-old-or-unhealthy people from dying.

fat cunt

who is ths master race guy? does he post often?

I don't think NEETs are much of a threat.

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Cope

Let me rephrase: I am big, kid...

why is r/simpsonsshitposting so political now? why can't they just make funny comfy edits without injecting their whiny bullshit into them?

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brehs...

it's not great

Wouldn't worry about it lad, you're just a window licker. Aren't we all.

#OTD in 1847 – Choctaw Indians collect money to donate to starving Irish Hunger victims.

Moved by news of starvation in Ireland, a group of Choctaws gathered in Scullyville, Ok, to raise a relief fund. Despite their meager resources, they collected $170 and forwarded it to a U.S. famine relief organisation.

The Choctaw Indians may have seen echoes of their own fate in that of the Irish. Just 16 years before, in 1831, the Choctaw Indians were forcibly removed from their ancestral lands in Mississippi to what is now known as Oklahoma on a forced march known as the Trail of Tears. Starving, freezing, many died.

the scran

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another clown arrested last night in Cork for doing a 'coronavirus challenge' and spitting at a guard and telling him he had the virus

Did they buy them fishing rods?

I don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

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what's the time in uk now

Games are escapism. When you don’t have toil to seek refuge from they lose their appeal.

she knows exactly what she's at. Rank bitch

love LOVE the “I’m voting Labour” banners on faceberg profile pictures.
It’s always the exact type of people you expect

And when I was through
I filled up my shoe
And brought it to you
And you, you took me in
You loved me then
You never wasted time
And I, I never took much
I never asked for your crutch
Now don’t ask for mine

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what does this have to do with british culture??!??!??!??

End times

i know its pasta but imagine how long he spent writing that out just for no one to enjoy it

14:05

5 past 2

in 1 year we'll have a country stratified by people who've had corona and the pathetic unimmune who have to stay inside.

14:05

So how about those new numbers? Do we have them yet?

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I have a question:

Which board can I visit where it isn't infested with a bunch of weeaboo neckbeards ?

Just laced 190s spliff with a lethal dosage of fentanyl

Been playing games every day, normally only play on weekends because I only have a few toil-free hours on weekdays.

Shoes on top of a table. Bad luck. Also incredibly unhygienic

what possesses those weirdos who get up on christmas morning very early ot drive to windsor to look at the queen for like 5 seconds?

>>>/reddit/

>If you have an immune system you'll be fine

Screaming

209 deaths
dunno infections yet

cringe
based

ok, thank you*

*might be a recurring gimmick ngl

it, not he, it. it needs to know it's place else it thinks it's someone.

Love you 19pence

209 dead yesterday

at my uni i've noticed a correlation between the dyed hair, tubby leftist activist types and being ill. recon lefties have shit immune systems

think this one will wear off quick cant see people continuing to reply

I pulled back the drape thing on the tent
There was a crystal ball on the table
And behind it, a girl wearing a hat
She smiled, and asked me if I wanted my fortune read
I said okay
And sat down
Then I thought about it for a minute
And asked her if she would rather go on the roller coaster instead

That's alot lower than yesterday.

The goodness of God

I dont get it
Is are Bernie out of the race for good then?

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23:59 (doomsday clock)

UK
+2,433 new cases, +209 new deaths

dont think you'll get much mileage with this

lads how to i make windows give me the proper time instead of yankoid AM/PM dumb dumb time?

based

reckon i had corona 2 weeks ago.
just felt a bit under the weather for 3 days. coughed a little bit and lungs felt a bit tight. and then it was over.

85 IQ and below: votes Labour
86 - 99 IQ: votes Tory
100 - 105 IQ: doesn't vote
106 - 110 IQ: votes Tory
111 - 115 IQ: votes LibDem
116 - 125 IQ: votes Labour
126 - 135 IQ: votes Tory
136+ IQ: doesn't vote