You cuntry

you cuntry
Who is you cuntrys best ally?

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>afraid of russia

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look at dem tities

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>has no friends because the scary girl is always around him*

I forgive all the bullying and plundering they did during the Middle Ages. We are homies now

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Europe literally shits its pants when we are doing anything they don't like
> MUH RUSSIA SEEDS THE DISINFORMATION
> MUH RUSSIAN TROOPS IN ITALY
> MUH NORDSTREAM
> MUH RUSSIAN INFLUENCE
> MUH SANCTION THEM

We don't have any allies

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if you stop being evil people will stop being afraid of you

>tf
>tp
Howling

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Slava Ukraïni
(at the least our government will stop Russians from totally killing you'uns)

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Well, you are the reason it all started in the first place lmao

Don't reply to me again, Asiatic savage

Germans are the most evil creatures in Europe by far

we stopped being evil and now we have many friends

unironically Vatican

Yes, many "friends" to drain resources from.

The USSR (pbuh)

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America-sama is my sugar mommy and I love her!

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I really don't know

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>tfw no Negev slave
I want to enslave a Negev.

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what about israel?

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My heart belongs to america, but we can be friends if its okay with you :3

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eesti...

Is that what stupid fats actually believes?

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I was talking about friends, not rivals

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Friendlets are more common than you would think

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Flag
France even though they dont know it.

Spain
Spain

Dangerously based

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Japan

We don't have "allies". We British people view other countries in the same way that you might view a tool or perhaps a footrest.

Who is carrying France?

Politically speaking Israel
Depending which part of the country you go to you will probably have people saying Mexico or Canada though since most amerilards aren't even very conscious of their own country's politics. Also every CHI will support Mexico anyways

I thought we were best allies bro

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It's complicated.
Maybe Croatia?
Turkey didn't really help out much during the war and we consider them close but Iran helped a lot but we're distant.
Maybe even NATO as a whole.

You can't really make such an easy call for the Balkans. Your "ally" is whichever major geopolitical power supports your country. For us it's the western world, for Serbia it's Russia, etc. If left to our devices I imagine the Balkan region would explode into another war overnight.

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France, and maybe Rossia in the future :3

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I thought we were allies

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We have some historical tension and there many people who hate Ukrainians in Poland. There are regular weekly news about another one Ukranian emmigrant beaten up by Polish nationalists.

But the most important problem is incompatibility of our historical narratives, we share many unpleasant events from the past

france in a nutshell,
and lewd btw

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Dislike does not equate to fear

That is fear though, you all are in state of constant panic for some reason. Safe for Finland, they are ready but they are also chill.

belgium tbqh

i love this meme :)

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New Zealand

Do not listen to people who say am*rica or ch*na

youtube.com/watch?v=WV9J6sxCs5k
;)

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Russia.
Army and Navy.

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Do Russians actually unironically think we're afraid of them

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Refer to

sweden

Belarus doesn't "have no friends", Russia doesn't allow Belarus to have friends

Gullible retard

Based possessive gf Russia

this pic killed me

Where is Portugal?

What a motherfucking dude
You are a stupid dude

You didn’t answer the question. I will only ports Portugal if you answer.