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GET IM JANMAN
fucking love footy me
interesting isnt to see corona statistics from normal countries which acknowledge its citizens are real humans and those from a fucking dystopian nightmare clownworld hellscape novo-feudalist backwards fucking shitcunt insect hive country
peng
The British press need to get better at presenting the time delay inherent in coronavirus politics
260 dying in the last 24 hours has nothing to do with whether the lockdown of the last 5 days was tough enough. All of the dead will have been infected when no restrictions in place
i believe them our lockdowns have been laughable compared to the asians
Is he based or cringe?
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He hasn't died yet so I'm thinking hes based
reckon I could pull her
for fucks sake mum im not calling her aunty nan
shes not my nan and shes not my aunty
yeah shes got a collar ring reckon anyone with fingers could
I call one of my aunts 'nanny'
aha bit of a throwback to the post from the previous edition x
reckon we fucked it with this corona stuff
lockdown should have been in the first week of march
not sure what all this contain delay guff was. noticed that plan doesnt get referenced much anymore
sounds like you're being transphobic
screaming at the retard in the car opening his gob because he doesnt realise that cotton swab is about to go about half a foot into his nose to take a sample of his upper respiratory tract
got an accumulation of wotsits powder under my foreskin
this is having an effect on me
Fuck UK
sucking a golf ball
fuck russian federation. bring back ussr
aunt is aunt
grandma is grandma
nan is some sort of yankism i'm pretty sure
for me its the beatles
people say 'nanna' here but that's mostly a southern thing
can't say I've ever heard 'nan'
what sort of cretin calls their nan “grandma” lmaoooo
should’ve been even sooner pretty much as soon as italy all the countries that bordered china locked up pretty much straight away and they’ve been fine
Nah yeh it’s nan
That's Wings you dip
>nan is a yankism
alri tarq
I reckon "grandma" is in fact the yankism here.
They just didn’t want to fuck the economy for as long as possible
Just done a fat ogre shit
so what's the deal with the clocks? what time does my body think it is now?
whats his problem
Aunty
Nanny for one grandmother
Granny for t'other
Grandad for both grandfathers
aye, he’s a goose innit
what difference does 2 weeks make, especially if the economy is going to be fucked anyway
>italians
>the video is in muttland
>BEAR! Where have all my eggs gone?
i know what i'll do
i'll go have a look at the clock on the oven, which will still be at the time that it was yesterday
I agree with you just stating the facts
sucking a boiled egg out of its shell
for me it’s nain and taid
nain (nine) is wales
nan is also norf or also wales border
nanna for down south
gradmother for tarqs
grandma is definitively yank
Head you lot hate women
through a garden hose?
oh have the clocks gone forward then! how exciting! I didn’t know they did ahaha
builders fucked off halfway through fitting my kitchen don’t have a working oven for lockdown might lose my head in a minute
Grandma and grandpa are fine as long as you call your parents ma and pa too.
china is one of the most systemically corrupt states on the planet. infact theyve gone fully beyond corruption
what does that mean? let me tell you
in the chinese communist party, there is no concept of the real, the actual. it sounds ridiculous, but reality doesnt exist. everything, absolutely every aspect imaginable has to be molded or entirely fabricated to maintain the communist illusion. the idea of statistics is utterly meaningless in china because all statistics are fictional, they are no more and no less than a narrative device. the entire ruling class of the most populous country on earth lives in a dreamworld. a dreamworld enforced by law. to question the fantasy, to dare to bring in elements of the real into this said fantasy, well thats instant incarceration and all the dark mechanisms of a totalitarian hellscape
only if they dont have penises
so as long as you're a yank
no through the suction of my mouth
i call my dad "sir" and my mum "whore"
>i believe them
momdukes and pops for me
I reckon this’ll be a cracking post when I finally decide to print it out and read all of it
I like how the southern Americans say mawmaw and pawpaw
how can anyone call their mum mummy without developing an intense incest fetish
>knowing who your dad is
tarquin
what an asinine little post get a fucking grip
mbokoooooooo
mummykins and fatherberg for me
>let me tell you about this country I’ve never been to
they’ve dealt with sars they have a totalitarian socialist government which allows them to act quickly in emergencies they pretty much locked off wuhan after the first few cases and it’s a massive country fairly sparsely populated compared to the UK it’s not so ridiculous that it deals with this better than us the bordering countries such as vietnam and korea have also managed to nip this in the bud far better than us it’s ok we don’t have to be the best at everything grow up
incest fetish is fine if your parent is absent through death or divorce or whatever
feel like pure shit just want the world back to normal
Howling at that channel
For me it's Nai nai and Ye ye
what’s wrong with you then go on have a good chinwag about what’s bothering you I’m sure we’ll all listen
what about siblings
Because not everyone is a perverted weirdo
yankified freak
could have anyone in this thread kneecapped within about 30 minutes
I know people
is that a puffy vulva or a bulging cock
Wonder how much lockdown incest is going on
the proverbial ol' mater et pater, in a manner of speaking, for me as it were
dunno; my sister is a bit of a cunt so it's not for me
Oh my goddddddd I see a cartoon anime 3d drawn labia mjora im gonna cummmmmmmmmmmmmm
why do normies have so much trouble staying at home? there were crowds of people everywhere despite the lockdown
those white panties make are turning me off. why is that
Lads where were you when you found out mum and dad aren’t their real names?
the fiction is effective see this exhibit here
i dont communicate with westerners who espouse the, err, “”””virtues”””?, of the regime. theyre either horribly young or as otherwise impressionable as such
for me it was based scousers shitting up the north wales coast
I always knew because my eldest brother always referred to them by their real names
it's too early to be making posts more than a sentence or two long
you: post with more than 2 lines of text
my brain: read it read it read it read it READ IT
me: shan't
is he in prison now?
My Dad codeswitches between different variations of his name depending on whether he's around Mum, his family or his friends and coworkers
someone hat this absolute jester
looks like a nappy (yank: diaper)
face it their government took it more seriously than ours and was better equipped to deal with it is your arrogance that an outbreak couldn’t possibly happen to britain or that better prepared countries must be lying which has cost us
ever get nervous for no reason and the urge to poo comes on very quickly
he’s deceased
britain is shite
china is worse
FACT
been in quarantine for 2 weeks already still one more to comr
>get sick so self isolate for a week
>then my flatmate starts coofing
>so i have to self quarantine again
this schizo is my new fucking weekly show
anything good on the ‘flix lads?
some cracking political commentary right here
>YOU'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
>YOU'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
>SHEEPSHAGGING NONCES
>YOU'RE ENGLAND AND WALES
Yeh
Love the whining of depressed NEETs and underachievers pining for a life in another country where they think things will be so much better.
Pro tip: your life is shit which is why your perspective is shit, and it's mainly your fault. You are the losers. The omegas. The pond life. That won't change no matter where you are. You're weak-minded and weak-willed. The grass is not greener.
FACT CHECK: True