ITT: Yas Forums in 1776

I firmly stand with my king. I do not support this tomfool rebellion!

His taxes go straight to the Porte and he may also have to give up his daughter whenever the Sultan needs more concubines.

ayo fuck TAXes nomsayin?

fuck frenchie

That's not 1776, there are an absurd amount of errors

What's up amigos we just founded a new cattle ranching settlement called el Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles (Los Angeles for short)

The neophyte Gabrielenos in Yaanga village aren't taking it too well though lmao

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LA CORONA SE A PERVERTIDO EN UN INSTRUMENTO DE EL ILUMINISMO, Y DE LA PERFIDIA ANGLOSAJONA.

LA REAL CÁMARA MISMA ES YA UN NIDO DE RATAS.

I am Swedish

^This.

... SE [HA] PERVERTIDO...

that american shit going on seems fun,i hope it will happen to italy too! fuck the pope

it passed between France and Spain a couple times I think

>t. Criollo

Cope harder

>raids your coast

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>1763
>Louisiana ceded to Spain
>Florida ceded to Britain
>1783
>Florida returned to Spain
>1799
>Louisiana returned to France
>1803
>Louisiana sold to the US

Our empire will never fall we should prepare to invade the yankees, i have finished my conscription in Manila my dick hurts of fucking so many qt natives. Tomorrow i will take a ship to Los Angeles can't wait to kills some anglos :)

Sends you to the plantation

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kneel down and gib tax to ottoman bvll overlord, papadopoulos

shut fat, you didn't even win your independence yet at the time.

I keep oppressing cringe loser minority nations around me like I've been for about three hundred years now, their descendants will be crying about it 250 years later on a tuvaluan coralshelf decorating forum

shut the fuck up and let us have representatives in the Cortes or else

Ow, who would have thought being shot in the groin by a Brown Bess ball would hurt so much?

EXPRESÁNDOSE EN LA LENGUA INGLESA USTED MISMO ESTÁ YA VENCIDO EN EL ALMA.

NVM Los Angeles doesn't exit yet i guess i'll go to Ciudad de Mexico instead

We don't have a good harbor on our rocky shit coast in LA yet, you'll have to stop in Monterey further north or San Diego further south.

I kill this goblin before it's too late

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We exist ;_;

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>live in poverty in squalid little village
>lack most of the rights that M*slims have
>you're exempted from military service--sounds nice except for the part where they can randomly abduct your son, convert him to Pisslam, and induct him into the Janissaries
>no new churches can be built, only old ones repaired
>you are required to bow when roach officials pass by or risk being cut down with a sword

Shut up punic dog
30% of all nafris were my slaves.

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>LARPing as a 1500 year old Roman
cringe and HRE-pilled

t.cato

I'm a 24 year old Roman who worships Jupiter and Mars.

reckon i saw some boat people today

Have fun with that Bohemian boy

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Hear me all Orthodox brother. In time shall Constantinople be wrested from hands of Turkroach and restored to rule of Christendom unless something happen like Britshit intervene to rescue roach.

Yes

ALL MY LUSO HOMIES HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH NIGGAS

Fack off whoite cunts!

>Religious toleration in 18th century Europe was markedly improving over previous centuries, but still had a long way to go. In most European nations, membership in the state church was mandatory to have full rights as a citizen including holding appointed or elected office or serving on a jury. Jews continued to live in segregated ghettos. Protestant countries continued to ban Catholicism and vice versa. In Russia, the Russian Orthodox Church was the sole legal religion, Jews were not permitted to reside there.

>A major step towards religious toleration was made by Austrian Emperor Joseph II, who extended Jews and Protestants the right to practice their faith. Hating the complacency and ossification of the Catholic Church in Austria, he angered the Vatican with his decrees requiring a simplifed Mass and fewer holy days.

FUCK POMBAL

>In Russia, the Russian Orthodox Church was the sole legal religion, Jews were not permitted to reside there.

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>On June 7, 1776, Richard Henry Lee of Virginia declared that the "ties between the United Colonies" and Great Britain were broken. A month afterwards, the Continental Congress passed a formal motion calling for the termination of political connections with London. Yet clearly a stronger appeal was needed. So Congress handed this job to Thomas Jefferson, a sandy-haired 33 year old Virginia lawyer who had already gained a formidable reputation despite his youth.

>Jefferson's pen unleashed a tremendous salvo on the mother country, invoking not just British rights but universal rights and since George III had violated them, it was justified to end ties between him and the colonies. Next, he dashed off a lengthy list of misdeeds and abuses of power that the king had allegedy committed. Not all of it was rooted in fact and much was pure propaganda, but Jefferson made no claim to be an objective historian. Since he also owned numerous slaves, his statement that "All men are created equal" would come back to haunt him and the rest of the nation for many generations to follow.

>The Founders knew well what risks they were taking should this rebellion fail--in 1802, a quarter century later, George III approved the death sentence for seven Irish rebels, which read "You are to be hanged by the neck, but not until dead, for while you are living, your bodies are to be taken down, your bowels torn out and burned before your faces, your heads then cut off, and your bodies divided each into four quarters and your heads and quarters then at the King's disposal, and may God Almighty have mercy on your souls."

what the fuck is this cunt I don't know how to farm no one does we are all starving

southeast Strayan abbos had eel farms, dunno about the rest

Alaska was still part of Russia during this time.

Long live His Majesty Charles IV, by the Grace of God King of Spain, Castile, Leon, Aragon, the Two Sicilies, Jerusalem, Cyprus, Navarre, Granada, Mallorca, Toledo, Seville, Valencia, Galicia, Sardinia, Cordoba, Corsica, Menorca, Murcia, Jaen, the Algarves, Algeciras, Gibraltar, Canary Islands, and of the West and East Indies, Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Limburg, Lothier, Milan, Luxembourg, Athens, Neopatria, Count of Habsburg, Flanders, Burgundy, Hainaut, Namur, Artois, Charolais, Tyrol, Roussillon, Cerdanya, Barcelona, Girona, Osona, Besalu, and Covadonga, Lord of Biscay and Molina, etc.

I travel to france and kill napoleon

>After the British evacuated Boston in March, they decided to make NYC their base of operations. In July, a mighty fleet of 500 ships and 35k soldiers appeared off Long Island, the greatest military force that would be seen in the Western Hemisphere until the Civil War. George Washington had only 18k ragtag soldiers to confront this with. After Washington's army was driven from the field in a panic at the Battle of Long Island, he managed to slip away in foggy weather to Manhattan, then north, across the Hudson, and south into New Jersey. That Washington got away was mostly due to the lacadaisial pursuit of General William Howe. Howe was not an especially gifted military mind and he was reluctant to risk another bloodbath like had occurred at Bunker Hill a year earlier. It was also hard to move across the rugged terrain of the colonies, supplies were slow to arrive, and winter was approaching. Howe much preferred to camp out in NYC and enjoy the comforts of his mistress, a fact which was often the butt of jokes by Patriot newspapers.

>On Christmas Day, Washington crossed the ice-choked Delaware River and took a regiment of Hessian mercenaries whole. The following week, he captured a British detachment at Princeton.

Hey Nathaniel, it's one o' them Loyalist scum! Get the rope, feathers, an' the pot o' pitch!

Who cares about this "revolutionary war" thing? All these other tribes are taking sides and scalping each other over the white man's squabbles, but my tribe isn't involved. It's not like the outcome is gonna effect me any, I'll just sit back and smokum peace pipe while laughing at these idiots.

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>Britain had a standing army of 50k men and the world's mightiest navy. Yet she was weaker than she appeared. London had their hands tied as the barely contained volcano of Ireland needed a constant military presence and military assets also had to be left in home waters in the event that France, still smarting from the Seven Years War, should get ideas.

>Many British were loathe to turn guns on their cousins in America and the Whigs quietly favored the Patriot cause, fearing that their defeat would encourage George III to ignore parliamentary government and rule as an absolute monarch. British generals were mediocre for the most part. Soldiers were generally capable, but discipline was brutal--there is one recorded case of a man being flogged 800 times for hitting an officer. Rations were often wretched and in short supply, in one case a tin of biscuits left over from the Seven Years War had to be softened up by having cannon balls dropped on it. The geographical area of the colonies was huge, roads were generally awful, and the climate was prone to much greater extremes of heat and cold than in Europe. Although every significant population center in the colonies was occupied by the British at some point or another, it amounted to a mosquito biting an elephant.

>The colonies had little manufacturing and weaponry and powder were scarce--Benjamin Franklin pondered if it might be necessary to go back to the bow and arrow. Food was scarce and many soldiers in the Continental Army went entirely barefoot and dressed in rags, even during the dead of winter. They stood little chance against the disciplined British regiments in a pitched battle. Late in the war, trained regiments would be whipped into fighting shape. Speculators made bank off the war and food and clothing were often sold to the British army as they could pay in gold coin.

We are an island of cucks, so we'll continue bowing down to you until someone richer comes up.

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