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Medonia?

best thing ever happened to this planet

>Tylon

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Roma.

>1/4 of the med
>medonia
Wallah akhi you need a whipping

Would the UK unironically rejoin a Germanic EU? Or would they not join anything with Germany

Why are New Worlders and Russians so dead set agains the EVROPEAN project? Is it jealousy?

I like European countries individually
But the EU is just a bureaucratic shit

Can ireland join?

Russians are jealous that they are not allowed to join, despite being Europeans.

Why are Germans so cold towards helping others?

Eurobond gang

don't know about new worlders but we couldn't care less about you eurocuckolds desu

based

spbp go communism

Yeah man. We did nothing besides sending them all we had left.

shut up and accept eurobonds you cunt

Thas riight. I'm actually Merkel and not a random German NEET lmao.

this time with less pain and suffering please

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just wait for the germans to come ruin it.

I support this

considering the EU actively sponsors propaganda videos in the US, thats why im anti EU.

Best example I have is some EU funded facebook video my mother shared about how there's EU regulations on shit like what can actually be considered "Parmesan " Cheese.

I watched it and its some dumb thing on hoe "Parmesan"cheese can only come from the 2 sq km area in italy because the grass the cows eat blah blah only certified farms blah blah and how its illegal to sell your parmesan cheese or say its "parmesan" cheese unless it came from the 2 or 3 rinky dink ass farms in italy.

Its like the EU purposely pushes for more entanglement of business and government regulation in foreign markets to legitimize themselves and help further their own regulations.

the EU pushes ideology just as hard as the US or China does. I hate them all about as equally, its just that the EU really tries to sugar coat the fuck out it to the point it puckers your mouth just thinking about it.

>I watched it and its some dumb thing on hoe "Parmesan"cheese can only come from the 2 sq km area in italy because the grass the cows eat blah blah only certified farms blah blah and how its illegal to sell your parmesan cheese or say its "parmesan" cheese unless it came from the 2 or 3 rinky dink ass farms in italy.
Why don't americans understand the of protected denominations of origin?

>Why don't americans understand the of protected denominations of origin?

Because if I can make cheese in my fucking kitchen that looks, tastes, and everything else like they can, I should be able to call it the same thing and not have the stazzi shoot me for breaking their pwuessus wittle monopoloy uww.

I'd actually be willing to support and pay for their "premium" or "artisan" cheese if they hadn't gone the route of getting the government to hand them a literal monopoly on the term. A farmer in france or even another italian farmer a stones throw outside their decided area should be able to call his cheese whatever the fuck he wants to, because no one is going to buy his cheese if he has to put "imitation parmesan" on it even though its the exact same thing.

The farmer who are in that area are just bad at running a business so they get daddy EU to spank their competition for them.

Fuck you if you think otherwise because you're probably bad at what you do.

>Because if I can make cheese in my fucking kitchen that looks, tastes, and everything else like they can
It rarely does, however these dominations would continue to exist regardless

I'm confused

By that same reason I could go to Vietnam and make bourbon
Then I market it as Kentucky Bourbon
Would it be fair?

If you think the way you make it and the end product justify calling it Kentucky bourbon then by all means.

But if you're trying to be facetious, calling "Kentucky Bourbon" a Bourbon would be the same thing, considering the EU and the French already get mad that its called Bourbon and insist that it should just be called "Whisky" as only "Bourbon" can come from another specific region in Europe.

Pretty much.

>breaking their pwuessus wittle monopoloy uww

Nobody forbids your customers from buying your product. I would say that even comparing your product with the protected one is allowed, as long as you are honest

but it's dishonest because you are marketing your product as something it isn't
you wouldn't sell meat from china and say it comes from indiana

Its not dishonest.

Kentucky Bourbon has distinct flavoring and distilling that makes it what it is. Its not tied to geographical location. The Kentucky Bourbon made in Vietnam never once had any of its core ingredients come from Kentucky.

Selling meat thats FROM china and SAYING it came from another place is lying. That meat physically originated in China and saying it came from another place is false advertisement.

Parmesan is called like that because it COMES FROM FUCKING PARMA YOU AMERICAN IDIOT.

>Its not tied to geographical location.
It is though, the ingredients used change the taste thus bourbon can only be produced in kentucky, tennessee etc
saying you make bourbon if it doesn't come from there is a lie
also parmesan literally means from parma

No it doesn't. We make Parmesan Cheese in Australia, Mayonaisse in Australia, Champagne in Australia, and many more. Deal with it.

You can take a shit and dress it like a princess and call it a princess, sure. But at the end of the day, it's still shit.

And all those can be re-created in Vietnam.

I mean, if you really wanna tout geographical location needing to be a thing, then we're already lightyears away from where the first Kentucky Bourbon was made. You might as well complain about the time of day and weather of when its distilled.
>also parmesan literally means from parma

I could kick down the back door of any restaurant in Rome and force the chefs at gun point to use Australian Parmesan cheese and none of the patrons would know the difference.

WOPS MAD (x24)

This.

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OK hamburger, poison yourself.

>Hamburger
>Frankfurter
>Wiener
Really makes you think

mad cus im making better cheese in my kitchen then you are on ur lil farm huh?

>And all those can be re-created in Vietnam.
It cannot though
>to use Australian Parmesan cheese and none of the patrons would know the difference.
It doesn't matter, the point is that australian "parmesan" is not parmesan
I could feed you shit and tell you it's chocolate, flavouring shit as chocolate doesn't make it chocolate

It's better than your shite lmao.

>It cannot though
Oh im sorry, I didn't realize that as soon as I moved out of the Kentucky Bourbon Zone (tm) that the molecular structure of the bourbon wouldn't be the same. Would you happen to have some actual science to back that up?

why has this not happened yet, we need out Western Roman Empire/Republic NOW

Chocke on your fucking cheddar, fatass. Your cheese ain't shit.

It's called terroir you dumb cunt, things taste different depending on where you grow them.

>Your cheese ain't shit.
Mine don't need to be in this case. 's will do that for me lmao baka.com.au/business/no-threat-to-aussie-parmesan-cheese-20080227-1v9w.html

More then 10 years later and the italian stuff ain't nearly as affordable, good, or known. Aussies beat you at your own game lmao, but thats whatcha get.

>It's called terroir you dumb cunt, things taste different depending on where you grow them.

Yes, and I can replicate the soil condition through chemistry and the water based on its trace mineral compounds, and genetically engineer the corn to have all the required genetic sequences to give it the same taste, as taste is after all, chemical, and subject to chemistry.

Chemistry and molecular compounds aren't constraint to such minor things such as geographic location.

was this the peak comfy EU?

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Excuse me but what the fuck is Australia?
Be honest with yourself for once, and admit that the only thing you guys are good for is incest porn.

>Be honest with yourself for once, and admit that the only thing you guys are good for is incest porn.

SEETHING LMAO

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You say that despite America cheese being rated pretty highly in several contests.

>heh your food is not good anyway
>our product is just as good or BETTER

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T COUNTERFEIT IT
>WE CAN'T MAKE OUR PRODUCT STAND ON ITS OWN FUCKING LET US USE YOUR BRAND

pathetic cope the thread

>this kills the Italian

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eosta.com/en/news/organic-growers-in-south-africa-used-as-scapegoat-as-a-result-of-eu-protectionism

Why don't they sell citruses in the african market

Missing the point and they do user.