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I always hated michael jackson.
Fucking niggger pedo creep.
Looked ike a fucking doll.
I am happy he is dead.
good singer though
absolutely FURIOUS
sO
fUCKING
lONELY
JANNY ME IT GO AWAY
A long time ago I was in London, my friends and I were working for the NHS. We were trying to get stock for the supermarkets by bribing corona preppers with toilet paper. But the Tesco household aisles were being raided by a boomer. So we went looking for some toilet rolls. But in six weeks, we never found a single pack. One day, I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a PLENTY kitchen maxi. The boomer had been throwing them away.
I honestly don't understand Onlyfans.
Why the fuck would you pay money for pictures of a naked woman when there are yottabytes of free porn online?
Is it the lure of seeing someone "attainable" naked? Because amatuer porn exists for a reason
that making a murderer feller is from there
got that sort of hick impression from the documentary
ask status: didn't
I live here.
Thanks for asking x
sue
life expectancy is so much higher in california than flyover states that it's the equivalent of curing cancer
They have an abominable version of a brandy old fashioned where they basically douse good California brandy with sprite
chiggen
@yanks
what are stereotypes for people from Oregon
chully bun
riley sticka
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sueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gooooooooooooooodddddddbyyyyyeeeeeeeeee
Left wing tree huggers with guns
That has a charm to it
Yes, that’s why I come to /brit/ to hear about some towns from films. Ah yes.
based
sounds like new zealand
Probably weather, you get sicker in the cold
the only nice part of commiefornia is the national parks, your cities are absolute disgraces and I have no idea how you can walk around them feeling safe
the stereotype of people from Portland (one of Oregon's few major cities) is they're all soyface hipster types, can't think of any others aside from that one
nz has guns???
They have a lot of dense old rainforest and so thats where the Satanists party
now though its just really known for portland.
Fleeing to New Zealand lads
1.5 million of them, so not a lot compared to the land of the free
One state over but it applies
mike tyson has never had coffee in his life
Why nz ?
shut the fuck up emmett
Everyone who lives in rural Oregon is unironically an anti-government militia member who owns like 50 guns
allons enfants de la patrieeeeeeeee
never understood why so many preppers choose nz
wish I had a cute skinny and hairless twink body
Safety in this kind of capitalist society is a delusion on par with religion. The biggest threat to your livelihood is always the police.
San Fran is high level peng
I feel pretty comfortable in most fights, just sort of keep my distance, slash then stand back cautiously.
Struggled a bit with some bandit camps, especially when there are one or more archers. Normally just run straight up to the archers and kill them first nowadays then pick off the rest easily.
For some reason I have real problems with foglets. Groups of foglets completely fuck me up.
Your unironic thoughts on Idaho? Looks comfy but I imagine winters are brutal
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the only vidya i'm waiting for this year
Coffee is shite. So are energy drinks.
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you can talk to them and they can make bespoke porn for you so it has the gf-simulator part in it.
I don't use it or anything similar, but i think this is broadly the appeal.
isolated innit
safe from any nukes etc
bohemian grove is in california unless you mean somewhere else
new zealand would be based if they didn't bend over backwards for the natives when they colonised the place.
Lets do Hawaii as its American
>Hawaii at the top with 81.3 years.
rate Black(tm) brand energy drink me
weird how the whole herd immunity thing didn't dent this
flyover that no one thinks of unless theyre from Idaho themself.
maori were declared honorary aryans due to their warrior culture and willingness to fight back
Just rich people doing weird as rich people shit. They deserve the guillotine. The posh people in your country are just as creepy.
People thought it was based at the time.
Lad, you literally race horses on the motorway
pathetic
onlyfans is one of the grimmest trends imaginable.
incelry is reaching massive heights and things like this are cementing it further.
shut the fuck up
literally 200 niggers a year are killed by the police you brainlet and even then I would guess 190 are fully justified
Because it's so irrelevant most people forget it exists
You'd best capitalise my name next time or you'll be getting my big Kiwi boot up yer arse, Chuck.
idahoyank here
you're right about the winters, it also gets rainy around this time of year
southern Idaho is where most people live, but the north up by Canada is the most beautiful part imo
found the incel
any good vidyas come out in the last 2 years aside from rdr2 and ace combat 7?
Based Derbyshire police
have sex
our natives could beat up your natives
>willingness to fight back
niggie we had guns and they had bows and arrows how tf they fighting back
had coronavirus and it was literally just a sore throat for a few days
police a fucking wasters
Ass.
hows lana
oh right you're a cringe teenage commie chapocel. have sex, get a job and you'll grow out of it soon enough ;)
*checks reddit*
unless you have a better source of news that isn't from Yas Forums?
"The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time—it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine."
Iran, one of the world's worst-hit countries, is going to allocate 20% of its annual state budget to fighting the outbreak
they still managed to kill the first whites to land on nz and scare the rest off, then when the next batch came they immediately started trading for guns
For me it's Badiddlyboing, Odawidaho
i just mean like imagine wasting money on paying a girl for a porn subscription just because she sort of acknowledges you.
further, imagine that girl making fuck loads a month, so that even if you aren't the best looker your hard work to try to be financially well provision it looks like nothing compared to the money she rakes in selling you and other incels nudes
She coughed in my presence so I locked her in the corona quarantine bubble 8 days ago.
dont care about your racist shit. The police are fascists who fight against their own people because they’re worthless people who will do anything for power over others. Our law is illegitimate at its very core and only exists to provide literal slaves for the state. All cops are bastards.
police should be out solving real crimes like paki rape gangs
only incels in denial would give money to a thot
based nixon, unironically America's last great president
Amerimormon paradise
she looks like a fuck doll
The british could not conquor them until they outnumbered them 3 to 1 and used soviet zerg rush tactics.
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAA
imagine being some scrawny little anglo explorer finding new land and some 6'5 built polynesian hunter gatherer fucks your shit up
Its masonic skull and bones type ritual wacko shit for old money WASPs
kek
god i wish that were me
why would it?
dont care, youll get whats coming to you
im a motherfuckin S I M P
yeah it's vicious incel cycle
>pay to patch the gap of intimacy
>also pay towards creatng the gap of having a chance with women
hahahaha holy mother of cringe. your police are the way they are because of your feral nigger population
Need some BPC
gun beat spear
lmao you'd have to really be very unstable and bpd-y to have an only fans
yikes
in reality europeans just opened fire on them
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actually his gf is getting money from simps. Doesnt that make him a pimp?
why do they fucking censor everything
the fucking state of grime fans
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who is this?
retard
Manchester looks like that?
yeah, baybee, dig it!
Mad to think that even getting a single shag off Tinder puts me in the top 5% of male shaggability.
hes right dude
The owl is sick though.
Was Lennox Lewis dare I say, the GOAT?
No, he’s a indoctrinated moron.
Didn’t believe this but it’s true, mental how many people I know who have tinder and only get 1 or 2 matches a week and have never got a shag out of it.
police in america have a shit job. everyone is armed, they're all on edge. a lot of them have PTSD
could probably get a gf if i had some friends.
im not even bad looking or socially awkward i just do fuck all in my sparetime besides read, gym and ironing my shirts
Do Canadians really?
Our police fly drones over folk
why do they have a mouthful of tictacs? oh wait that's their teeth lmao
barely no arable land'll do that to ya
Was thingken about this the other day
Gotten 2 myself and they weren't desperate fat heifers either.
All Police are worthless cunts. No exceptions.
France is Peng
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there phone contracts are ridiculous as well like 100 dollars for 2 gigs of data
haven't had a tinder match in 7 months despite using all my swipes daily.
that's 200 swipes a day
30 days a month
7 monhs
so 42,000 women rejecting me haha
added some chilli powder and curry powder to my super noodles as thet were boiling
fucking delish
That shouldn’t stop you, I have plenty of mates back home but moved to a new city where I don’t know a soul and still managed to get a gf
didn't know he was here
why was he here?
how do i get a gf?
only thing i do towards getting one is swiping a bit on tinder but i'm not very lucky on that.
reckon tinder isn’t for you mate
Football
here we are then...
ugh
The process of match to fuck evades me tbf
>literally another shoah
These ‘people’ have no sense of shame whatsoever.
still can't believe BoJo got the 'rona
tipping cocaine in the bin
Coronachan kills-
Muslims
Jews
Boomers
Chinks
What's not to like?
Met a Maori chap once. Nice fella. Hope he’s doing well
>clap for nigubu every weekand rorke is fine but clap for the nhs once and rorke loses his mind.
Tinder for me, but I’ve always had lots of matches and women messaging me first.
Without tinder I would probably be at a bit of a loss, would still be nice to make some friends here who aren’t the gfs though
the gf