Why do Scandinavians are Americans? I watched several TV shows from Scandinavia (Sweden and Norway, Danes are different...

Are you fat?

Scandis simply aren't continentals. They are Anglos.

Why? USA is based and our greatest ally and fat
No, that's why we are just America lite

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.

he's an american lite so he's only chubby

French has to become the lingua franca of the EU again. We have to rid ourselves from a language of a foreign power bloc.

why not german, you guys run the EU

French? Should have been German
German>French

Aprends anglais, Pierre LeGaulois ibn Al-Bougnoulini

Because not everything is about muh power, dumb goyim.
French was the language of culture for centuries. I think french increase your IQ

what does portuguese do to your IQ

The yurop00r is the eternal slave of the Anglo Herrenraße. Embrace the Anglo-Saxon-Norman-Brittonic Master Language, Heinz von Scheißenfetisch

-5/6 of European institutions are located in French-speaking cities in 3 French-speaking EU member states, so most EU staff do already speak French compared to German which basically only spoke in 3.5 countries.

-French has a long history as diplomatic language, it even used to be the EC's lingua franca before British accession.

-French is considered to be an easier language by most speakers of European languages. Despite the fact that Swiss-German is the majority language, Swiss-Germans tend to master French more than vice-versa.

-French will take off and grow to 800 million to a billion native speakers, some models even predict it to be the most spoken native language on earth and France has way better demographics than Germany, even expected to pass us in 20-30 years.

European language speakers*

No we're are Germanic. Compare working morale, societal structure and general compliance with rules.

OP IS A FAGGOT

Our media and government are very Americanised. For example, American negro music is used in a lot of ads on television. I don't think it's all bad, but it does bug me a bit that the people in power are xenophiles.

most of those native french speakers are africans

OP er fransk, hva som er forskjellen er et tema forskere ha forsket lenge på

>American negro music is used in a lot of ads on television. I don't think it's all bad
lmao of course it's bad don't be silly

>OP er fransk, hva som er forskjellen er et tema forskere ha forsket lenge på
Jag tror icke någon skillnad finnes :D

Heiliger basiert

I wasn't talking about ads. I think some other parts of Anglo culture are alright, like the "gutta boys" culture.

rap music in your own language is pretty popular, ain't it? The french and germans seem to love their own rap

Now this is a low IQ thread

Your point is? Most native English speakers of English will be Africans as well, by the end of this decade. In order for a language to have influence you need demographics and a critical mass of speakers on your side.

>EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEARN A LANGUAGE NO ONE CARES ABOUT INSTEAD OF ENGLISH WHICH EVERYONE ALREADY SPEAKS SO THAT FRANCE CAN PRETEND THAT THEY'RE STILL AN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>rap music in your own language is pretty popular, ain't it?
Maybe among trashy retards with no taste.

>The french and germans seem to love their own rap
This is indeed correct and it also proves my point.

Holy cringe

Believe me, there's no reason why people should start learning French. And I speak French.
You guys should work on your inferiority complex. You actually don't need to suck on the French cock all day.

>You guys should work on your inferiority complex.

Lol, work on yours. You are just another post-colonial nigga that hates the French for given you access to civilization.

I appreciate you arguing in American

France gave us postmodernism and post structuralism. Is that your idea of civilization?

It's the fucking opposite. France is behind a lot of stupid and destructive shit. Just to name one example, it's their fault we have to move the EU parliament between Brussel and Strassburg.

Very based

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This is why nobody takes Norway seriously btw. Even the Danes aren't as keen to suck the American penis.

To be fair though, the Norwegians never really got the chance to learn how independence actually works.

Do the Danes like us better than you do? I love the Danes

Based
Shut the fuck up, beta soyboy subhuman.

>France gave us postmodernism and post structuralism
20th century france is shit i agree

They're fat as fuck, drunk seven days a week
and their "language" is a speech impediment that makes you wonder whether the person you're speaking to is actually clinically retarded.
Of course they love you.
>the Norwegian takes the bait
like clockwork

Wow, Norway

>the Swede takes the bait
>he thinks he btfo'd the unbftoable Norwegian bvll

>20th century france is shit i agree
Basé

:DD

Nevermind, Swedes are okay.

Norwegians are cool too

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Why so salty, Sven Al-Shishani? Rinkeby under lockdown?

You tell me Paki, you tell me

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We're one of the few countries not under lockdown

why are we annexed in that pic wtf

Je sui un escargot

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because french faggots need someone to fuck them from behind so they figured they should just abolish the border completely and surrender to BBC (big belgian cock)

french 1800 borders under naporeon

>naporeon
>that flag
>that post
Thank you Nippon

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très basée