Do americans really do this?

I tried to make toasts once and my dick got burnt

Hahahahahahaha

really?

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lmao

That was supposed to happen bro. Flambé

How hard can it be?

People who can't cook aren't human.

this
my opinion on people changes drastically if they can't make at least basic meals

To be fair chicken is really hard to get right on a frying pan

How old were you when you learned how to cook?

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Anyone can they just don't want to try
Someone should tell them that "i can't even make an egg teehee" isn't a personality trait, that's just being retarded

>Let the pan heat up
>poured a little olive oil
based retard

based

no? i've been cooking and preparing chicken breasts since i was like 14 or 15
>Someone should tell them that "i can't even make an egg teehee" isn't a personality trait, that's just being retarded
yeah that's true in most cases

do americans really? I mean REALLY?!

about 9 years old i think
i remember cooking some egg in cooking class back in elementary school

>kids cooking

We didn't get to cook until we were 13 and in high school.

Yes? It dries easily , that's why you need to put it in the oven, or at least use a foil wrap.
Not everyone in the world uses 1 litter of oil for every meal they prepare

>Let the pan heat up
>Poured olive oil
What did you expect to happen

>Not everyone in the world uses 1 litter of oil for every meal they prepare
Are you even Latin?

Any retard that can't cook is a lesser human that should be beheaded

>cooking class
everyone shoud have this, also household management.

domestic services teach humility and discipline. everything that this spoiled generation lacks.

>Imagine being too stupid to do something as basic as frying

we also have sewing class in elementary school
do you still cook?

>a lesser human that should be beheaded
YOU HAVE MY AXE
>deleted
OH no no no NO NO NO

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/ck/ on suicide watch

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Yes, I cook.

We learn how to sew, cook, and other home economics things at 13. We don't learn to cook at 9. We don't trust kids that young to operate with stoves and ovens.

based

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I was very young. Don't even remember it

Nice to know that schools still go through some of the basics for the gals

>Slapchop
Based desu

i fucking hate this fat fuck
At least you still get to learn those thing, we 3rd worlder don't have your safety standard it appear
I guess they don't teach these class in US of A

really glad my parents forced me to help in the kitchen when I was a kid

That little nigga finna boutta be new master chef

>not posting his finest creation
youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

What the fuck
It's even worse when you realize hes explaining the steps for the recipe

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7/8. I had a pretty small repertoire. I could cook a fried breakfast, porridge, and fruit salad.

Wait are you talking about a whole chicken? Because you don't fry that but bake it in the oven as you say in this post.

Preheat the oven +200C, slap some olive oil add spices and let it bake.
You fry chicken breasts or maybe chicken legs

8

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Not really, it just teaches you to cook. Discipline is the duty of their parents to teach, not the teachers.

Honestly, I see no reason in cooking classes

So third worlders learn from a young age to cook, while Americans don't know how to cook even though they're a full grown adult at 40?

We have it as a part of elementary and middle-school, so probably around 10 years old.

Isn't EU and Canada more of a first world than murikka? sorry i'm not following.

>puts in a shitload of mayo into what already looks like a wet swamp slop
>add vinegar to it
???/????????

Is it good?

2 SCOOPS COME ON

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It's a joke grouping Ireland with Thailand and Colombia.

i never eat mayonnaise cake
you have to ask an American

>WANNA GET BIG? EAT BIG CMON

>Americhads are so wealthy they can just eat out for food
>meanwhile 3rd world slum monkeys have to actually go out of their way to cook

It's a very basic skill. If you get lost in a jungle you would just sit down and starve?

Why would I ever get lost in a jungle?

I don't even know. Somewhere between 7 and 10.

I don't get it, you americans don't know anything about life?
Do you guys just sit in front of a TV and wait until someone start feeding you or something?

it's banter dude.... OR IS IT

Yes.

I have a friend who doesn't know how to cook, and doesn't because he would rather get $5 worth of food with worth of $15 of extra charges every day. No respect. He doesn't even try because hes lazy. Coronavirus meme laid him off and now hes broke cause he cannot stop CONSOOMing in every market

Sadly yes.

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And they say white people have no culture

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Tell the bastard to stopping being a retard and learn to cook his own meal

Did you know that American cats do this?

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Do sicilians have pizza too?

There should be a law to prevent this kind of thing.

I bet you let someone else fuck your wife too.

The end product doesn't even look that bad t b h

Imagine eating it.
Disgusting.

Mayo by itself tastes horrible unless it's made at home
newfag

That's sad, cool and endearing all at the same time.

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fucking kek when he says "two caps full vinegar" and literally overflows the first cap

To American that can cook
You should try this
youtube.com/watch?v=jAymcXM5hFA