/brit/

just filter him, i have

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>you’re not allowed depression or anxiety bc you’re attractive

mate I’m attractive and have crippling anxiety meaning I can’t take womyn’s compliments

day
dead
>b-but muh NHS

Gott strafe England

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How is 18 months fast? Not to mention that there's a good chance this'll die before a vaccine is developed like with SARS.

New York state is 8% of all confirmed cases worldwide

>mate I’m attractive and have crippling anxiety

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So why don't you force them out? Cowardly ting to moan about your general and letting people you don't like take it over.

youtube.com/watch?v=vkYrAa25mu0

Currently trying to torrent stuff so probably not helping haha x

Everybody's talking at me
I don't hear a word they're saying
Only the echoes of my mind

People stopping, staring
I can't see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes

I'm going where the sun keeps shining
Through the pouring rain
Going where the weather suits my clothes

Banking off of the northeast winds
Sailing on a summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone

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We should fudge the death figures like Germany is doing.

When I hold you baby
Feel your heartbeat close to me
Want to stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free

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imagine licking the grule from her whenever she starts thinking about jerome

why is every music course such garbage?
"here's how to make a song - well first we start with the melody, which you can make by doing a basic chord progression - this is a iv chord, which is a pretty standard chord - so we'll just stick this in there, now we'll add in a little countermelody, which will use a sega mk iii chord, and that'll give us a good harmonic progression..."
who the fuck types this sort of thing and thinks it's of use to anyone but people who already know what they're doing? people can describe the basic process behind landing an airplane or placing a rocket in orbit in simple language everyone understands, but to explain where to put the notes on a piano roll apparently the best preparation is to read french postmodern philosophy with all the impenetrable jargon they'll throw at you without giving any explanation for.

*steals you guitar and smashes your head through it*

I don't control Yas Forums lad. if you're that distressed about it take it to hiro

How long til Indian/Nigeria/Indonesia/Brazil and that blow up with COVID cases?

nary a pixel

don't worry, i don't know what half the words in my own post mean

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aussie aussie aussie

oi oi oi

Coward.

1020 in total. We're only estimated to get around 270 deaths a day until it peaks.

worrying, despite this post

>imagine licking the grule from her

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Is he right?

coronaviruses don't tend to effect hot/tropical regions

what do you reckon will happen to house prices lads

if airbnb goes bankrupt i think rents will go down

Im unattractive and have crippling anxiety

hopefully a global crash and large spike in bankruptcies for landlords and property developers

no

she wants a man with a femdom fetish

bloke alcohol lmao

it's not great atm
weekday morning /brit/ in the non corona era was comfy

yes
filled with tripcunts, namefags and everyone is either constantly seething or arguing

people die. wow!

Everything's going to be cheap as chips come summer.

would they even be able to test enough people to know if it hasn't already exploded?

got an oddly shaped head
fear going bald, as that will make it more apparent

i get my bonus next month

maybe it's time to invest

only care if it means I can buy somewhere liveable outright for £30k (like you could before)

fuck off to your own general then

this is the comfiest ive felt in years desu

I'm going to buy a region in Denmark

fookin 'ell lads the situation is much worse out there than we thought

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depends on the time of the day

personally dislike it just after people get home from work when it's proper angsty and the snide cunts get toxic

Holiday homes in Spain will be cheap as fuck

> 22 British nationals stranded at a wellness resort in Goa
sucks to be them

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sucking a grandad

adding to this, best time is 1am-2am when everyone's seems a bit waved

good post

the normies ruin this general

>>>>>>>>British

Sucking a bampi

christ just think of how well they'll be when they get out

too well

sucking a scampi

it's nice late at night. when i wake up everyone is flinging shit at eachother though

absolute state of this dead as fuck post rate

we're all in the other thread lad

lacking a gf

respect to the big lad decking runts left right and centre

Any /clapforboris/ man in?

you're the only one. this is me with mine

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excellent post

No 11am-2pm

No normies, no Americans and few Australians

anyone ever told you that you look like german centre-half Matts Hummels

>Goa
what's the problem
far worse places to get stuck in idiot

Luv are Boris, best pm we've had in months.

my unicycle in the back

he's really desperate for attention isn't he

stolen valor with those dog tags around your neck. take them off, i have friends who died wearing them

I honestly teared up when Big Chink died

Anonymous 03/28/20(Sat)19:18:08 No.120439602▶
just had a LUBBLY JUBBLY takeaway
fuck off corona virgins
~
accidentally posted in /eire/ what am i like

imagine the absolute DRIVEL we're going to be witness to in the next few years from hollywood after this

>evil white man wants to kill everyone on the planet for some unspecified reason
>couch-bound BMWF couple (and their 18 kids) devise plan to stop him in his path using social media and 'science'

In honour of all the DPD drivers, let's clap outside our windows at some point between 1:34pm and 2:34pm.

absolute unit, could have heemed the whole train on his own if he needed to

*upvotes*

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Wish Roaming Millennial was my girlfriend.

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hes been doing it for literally years what makes you think he'll stop now

mild chortle

Does Russia spread fake news in Britain in order to cause confusion in British society and control it, especially the politics?

was dpd actually messing tim around or were they good boys who dindu muffin

I will promise to do this then go out and clap at 5:43pm

ugly whore

noooo

hooting at this post
we'll agree on a specific timeframe of within one hour but then not start clapping until 1.5-2hrs afterwards

use this time to better yourself

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shant
wont

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she looks like shje

No they just poison us.

'no'

snorting

will probably just carry on laying in bed all day and crying

>Does Russia spread fake news in Britain
yes
>cause confusion in British society and control it, especially the politics?
no

just had a massive takeaway get fucked retard

hehe

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lmao they just had an ancestry DNA commercial with a black lady and she’s like “wow I’m so surprised...I didn’t know I was so diverse, I have Ghana...Togo...Ivory Coast...”

It’s all the same black African shit you baboon whore

recommend me a decent film from the last 2/3 years that I haven't already seen

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birdman

The Favourite

are you alright, tim?

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tonights entertainment

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>she will never sit on my face
Why live?

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Need you out of business sunshine

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cramling is super cute

i heard the platform is good but i din't watch it cus its in subtitles

Africa is more genetically diverse than the rest of the planet put together.

the gentlemen

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counting up the deaths until we reach the predicted 5700 and we can all leave home

just had a flower delivered to my doorstep, no card or message or anything. should i be worried?

Rudolf is a man, is'nt it?

god is cruel

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can't believe they killed vito spatafore just because he was a finook

bridish pipo rly do be sexting like "thats a proper knob you got, fancy i give it a go?"

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Anna Rudolf is an anagram of Adolf Hitler