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my room is a mess

is this the thread where we ask for n00dz?

dubs checked
clean it, I don't date women who have messier rooms than me.

>don't bother showering because I don't go out anyway
>pussy smells terrible
I never planned to have a bf anyway

Everyone here has a dick until proven otherwise.

Nasty

when the sun is shining, I sit up at the window and read my books...just for the neighbor to see me
then I glance a bit at him and smile

add cel to the OP general because its more specific and factual.

ok what is he supposed to do in this situation? say hi and ask if he can come over???

Can you get ill down there from not showering/cleaning for a not very long time?

I don't know what's more pathetic
>being an incel woman on Yas Forums
Or
>larping as an incel woman on Yas Forums

My 165cm betabux Bernd bf doesn't have manners or any concept of personal hygiene. He can't wash his hands even as I'm instructing him and he sticks his hands in his mouth and nose in public like an autistic toddler. He also coughs and sneezes on me constantly so the droplets don't hit his Nintendo Switch screen or whatever the fuck. I can't move away in the current situation and I'm too scared to go shopping alone, we're going to die both because of him. I know it's just darwinism and it's too late to act but I truly regret settling for a sub 185cm low IQ non chad because he was "nice"

Why are some Yas Forumscels so hateful towards women? Grow the fuck up. Yes, women visit Yas Forums, so what? No need to be so autistic about it.

based

It's called "banter", Texas

Women are parasitical vermin that have never contributed absolutely anything to human society they merely destroy every single thing they fucking touch and i'm sick and tired of this. All women are subhuman vermin incapable of loyalty, rationality or basic human decency and it's about time they get what they deserve, They all deserve to be raped, dismembered and skinned alive, melted in acid and beaten until every single bone in their bodies is broken without any exception regardless of age, looks or race. Women are the fucking reason why biological life shouldn't exist, i hate these disgusting things so much that i even beat the fuck out of my mom and nearlyc hoked her to death last week when i ran out of SSRIs, i'm at the point where i would only feel happiness if a toddler had a fucking hot iron cramemd into it's cunt. Go ahead and call me an incel one more fuckign time you stupid pieces of shit, you're only playing into their hands. I'm sick and tired of the bullshit traditionalism also, all of these whores need to be exterminated it's fucking illogical that parasitical leeches have the right to ruin the lives of men.

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>there might be actual girls, equipped with vaginas ITT
Who want's to see specs of my battlestation, ladies? I managed to OC my fx-8300 to 5ghz

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Is never too late to make the correct choice, get together with me and i promise you that i will u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶v̶i̶s̶a̶ treat you well

>tfw no californian gf

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isn't that the cartoon where everyone gets cucked

MADE

>Thinking his "perfect" girl would clean his room without questions

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

describe the smell

I am not a girl, and neither are you, faggot

Hello fellow females, wouldn't it be funny if we posted feet pics ;)))

I need a PJ Harvey gf desperately. I’m so lonely.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE DONT COME HERE PLEASE DONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO AWAY YOU'VE RAPED AND PILLAGED Yas Forums DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tee-hee its soo hard being a woman in Yas Forums arround all these incels
pd: looking good today, have a nice selfie guys, enjoy but dont fap ;)

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I’m about to start making lasagna

Same

Clean yourself, you nasty

kek

my ex gf did that because she was simultaneously a hypochondriac and very horny, it's possible in the right circumstances

>Clean yourself, you nasty

And then what, shaving? lmao
Only my cat see me naked

>Yas Forums
>girls

Ugggh I took off my shoes when i was in the bus for comfort and i saw some creep staring at my feet

Is it true that your final solution is getting pregnant

cool but can it do a 4 second 0-60 on a highway?

yeah didn't think so

poor cat

don't know about you fellow femanons but i wouldn't mind sucking some big churka cock right now if we're being honest

*Ahem*
There's only two options for the ""females""" in Yas Forums:
You're a tranny who will never fit in society
or
You're a real foid and you should kill yourself..

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ok incel

>mKing fun of other woman
actual womyn right here

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by pretending to be a homo on grindr I get sent bwc pics from random daddies in midwest USA

Why are you females so cruel?

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I didn't choose to be autistic, it's like having a female body but no ""woman""" interests at all, I kinda like it but I know I will never fit anywere.
That's why I like Yas Forums, here people will treat me as an equal and call me a faggot.

Based

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>Build up smegma on my pussy every few hours
>Scrape it off with my fingernails and smell it before I wipe it on my panties
Anyone else?

Dangerously based