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>I am literally a deranged psychopath maniac.

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how much you got on you la?

god i wish those were my bollocks

Communists
Benders
Shemales
Jews
Niggers
Pakis
Fat Niggers
Ugly pakis
People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

Would absolutely savage her, would break every fucking bone in her face with whatever heavy object was nearby before destroying both of her knees so she can never walk again

If Janny deletes this thread, it's an admittance that he's a nonce.

Think carefully about your actions Janny.

i knowww this much is trueeeee

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Imagining brits playing videogames and using computers cracks me up for some reason. not sure why

pfwhoar
save it til after dinner desu
you got anything for the comedown or na?

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this is the weirdest timeline

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yeah that's hilarious that
*sticks a knife in your ribs*

Coorrrr

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Would be foolish of me to even try I'm right out in the sticks here. Time has long since passed for that. Would take me hours on the train to even get to Nagoya and then it'd be dog-legging to three different airports over 40 hours to even try to get back and would get a nice dose of COVID19 in the process. Problem is that every big hub airport like Doha and Dubai have shut as well. And after all that you're worse off than the Japs are at the moment.

lol

Anybody with a /badfather/ here?
>Used to beat me
>Never told me he loved me
>His financial mismanagement saw our family in arrears for my whole upbringing
>Called me stupid and ugly
>Never taught me anything about women, cars, exercise, etc (generally masculine stuff)
>Was absolutely horrible to be around when drunk

Thankfully I turned out okay. I’m not a VF and I’m studying law at a prestigious university but fucking hell some of the stuff I was put through as a young’un could have tipped me into isolation and neurosis.

just some beers lad. can handle the comedowns alri 2bh

Love the PRC
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post the .webm
you know which one.

>timeline
internet FREAK red flag

I'm glad niggers got castrated

nope cant relate

this but americans speaking english

>nicki minaj this
>cardi b that
absolute cringe, everyone knows Doja Cat is Queen

it's so bizarre it feels like one big joke

business idea: soviet-stlye call centre gulags

kek this is me

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like, I respect coronavirus but people are going to die either way

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Why is he harassing her

brits are unintentionally hilarious doing anything

the little fat hipped pussy boys playing Minecraft state of them they are grown men

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IT'S JUST A FLU BRO THAT'S WHY WE'RE SETTING UP THOUSANDS OF EXTRA BEDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY

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I have the best dad you could wish for but I'm a bit of a fuck up. The adversity probably made you stronger.

if this is real, she's a cunt, if it's some sort of youtube stunt, she's also a cunt. So's this div filming it.

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Sad stuff, lad. I can't relate but sorry for your troubles. Good on you for soldiering on.

kek this is me (opening the car door)

Weightlifting equipment goes for extortionate prices in the UK and Ireland

I was looking at a Yas Forums thread where yanks were picking up decent benches and squat racks for $100. That shit would sting you 500 euro/pound over here.

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looks so odd

bit rude mate youve hurt him

Like to imagine he started up a nice conversation with that woman after landing and then they got married

who cares dude you cunts love the misery and hysteria because your lives were shit before and they'll still be shit after

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Sick of getting banned for expressing my completely reasonable opinion on inbred peahead niggers and pakis

I have an entire weight bench, barbell, rack, and tree of weights and I paid $150

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Wish I had a good father. You lads are lucky as.

hope for the best plan for the worse

got the code for this one lad?

it's not what you say, it's how you say it

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dread to think of the utter gimp that made this.. adding apocalyptic music and implying a few parked ambulances is indicative of doom. Some incel FREAK that desperately wants a major global crisis to distract him or forcefully make change in his failed life.

yeah even just a barbell and plates will easily cost you 600 quid from rogue, i can't find decent equipment anywhere for cheaper

shut up bro

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That’s mega cheap. Why the fuck is it so cheap?

Did your dad touch your bumhole and let you suck his tummy banana as well?

scenes like this up and down the country every week in Boris' islamophobic britain

no but its are shiina sora

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Builders trestles for a squat rack. You may have to drill a few holes to get the height right

Strongly considering shaving my nut
thoughts?

My dad has been shit to me my whole life and now he’s terminally ill and in the final stages of his life and he expects me to care

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When are we going to see Pretty Patel daily press conferences?

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Thoughts, lads?

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why's the bloke in the back got such long hair

its off-the-chain cringe

seen many people like this say they regret not getting one last goodbai

planes

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think everyone should do it once just so they know why they shouldn't do it again.

You can be a good dad. You'll probably appreciate the little things like having a family more than the average person.

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hello prince harry

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cars though

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he'd kick us in the arse from time to time but nothing much beyond that. sometimes he'd be intending to discipline us for something stupid we did but he'd be laughing too hard about it (while trying to pass it off as angry/astounded laughter) that he couldn't and would just leave it to our mother to scream at us

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Don't you wonder sometimes, about sound and vision?

>Called me stupid
>Never taught me anything about women, cars, exercise, etc (generally masculine stuff)
feels bad bro, I haven't made it yet... if I ever will at all. good job for getting as far as you have

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Not sure, lots of fitness equipment on Craigslist I guess so prices get competitive

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Found a job I want to do but it's in L*ndon and it only pays £31.5k

The problem with white people is we're just too nice.

Test Nigger test

would you lads shag greta thunberg?

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would you rather have a gf who is smarter or dumber than you

any st man in

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SHE is not a "bloke" YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD

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no

with gusto

amer mate you're 30 get a fucking life

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Clear stunt to get likes on social media

might have a curry tonight

nasty little chavmobile

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Who is the boss, the leader, of /brit/?

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me

me

>All Steam friends are 'Away'
Bitch I know you in lockdown

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i would shag almost anything at this point
wanked to the thought of shagging the fat mixed race bird from toil

the eternal bruce

tim

Just don't like Niggers and pakis

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190cm

I

what about jews?

oh dear, whichever leftymong mince suggested that poll sure isn't in a job any more

Genuinely don't think I'd ever be happy with a sub-7/10 gf, even though I'm sub 7/10 myself. Simply wouldn't be able to get the willard hard for them, or at least not without copious amounts of alcohol

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Goes without saying

screaming

looool

too much porn i reckon

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what a narcissist

lol

Her Majesty the Queen (God Bless Her)

Funny how he just runs through all of the arguments trying to find one he thinks will work. Ends up with "we must promote", i.e. more brainwashing.

what juxtaposition

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