Italy

Hispania reporting in.

30-40 bings

30 min

bump

If dubs it's over 1000

Why does the janitor hate corona threads?

Boomer BTFO

I watched an interview yesterday with some argie who's over there and he was PTSDing pretty bad, are hospitals like a nightmare?

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ughh

In Spain, those who are 65+ are taken off respirators and given sedatives so they can die peacefully. They're reserving the respirators for the young because they need them more.

So yeah, it's gotten pretty bad. Doctors have to pick and choose who to save.

Same in the US. Those who have degenerative disease or crippled are taken off respirators. New York needs 30,000-40,000, but they're only given hundreds by Trump.

East Roman empire reporting in.

Thank God all my grandparents are already dead

Bros. The US might hit 20,000 cases today. What do you think?

classic flu season measures

the writing has been on the wall for some time
they completely failed to contain it, failed even harder than us despite our example, and started mass testing way too late to adopt the test-trace-isolate policy like South Korea
it's gonna be a slaughter if they don't lock down immediately, hopefully Trump will backpedal soon

I LIKE THAT BRIDGE

How much time until update?

15-30 minutes

What if Trump doesn't backpedal and keeps his stance of people going back to work in April?

I'm so fucking excited

Probably like 20k dead

У Tepнoпiльcькiй oблacтi пiдтвepдили щe 3 випaдки iнфiкyвaння кopoнaвipycoм SARS-CoV-2: y двoх дiтeй 13 тa 14 poкiв тa жiнки з Moнacтиpиcькoгo paйoнy.

Дiтям 13 i 14 poкiв, їх cтaн cepeдньo-вaжкий, cтaн мaми — вiднocнo-зaдoвiльний.

At this rate, US will get more than 20k dead before they even open up.

Millions will die.

give numbers

shit wrong thread

... but billions (of dollars) will be saved

Rip the boomerinos

omae wa mou shindeiru

hey janny suck my dick and clean my shit you fucking dumbass

how long until the numbers start rolling?

um based?

How much is an American life worth?

he's already starting to backpedal on that bit
once the dead start mounting any leader, no matter how stubborn, will be forced to take drastic measures

they roll every second though:(

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Italians. Do we have video yet?

Or is your minister of talking still sick?

not started yet, the sick guy has tested negative

youtube.com/watch?v=HRLZSz9adik

ok. What up?

8438 infected
12825 dead
2343 recovered

twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1243672608249389057

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WAR

lol

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Is the case reporter dead?

Literally impossible to hate this man

he's out back chain smoking

Italians are late again...

deal with it

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Ciao tutti

Seriously, why does jannie delete coronabowl threads?

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hopefuly less then 6000 and less than 800

+3651 active cases
+889 dead
+1434 recovered
+5974 new total cases
lab24.ilsole24ore.com/coronavirus/

i wish

Officially over 10k death.

Nurgle bless.

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is this good or bad?

spaghetti canoli
I love Italy though, best wishes to you all

meh

Well, cases are going down.

numbers still not going down

>almost 1000 dead in one day
>+1434 recovered the day after

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Cases going down so deaths will go down in two weeks

Good. But not good enough, unfortunately

not great, not terrible

Lowest new cases since 11 days ago.
2nd highest deaths.

Happening maybe cancelled.

Can you stop dying

>switzerland went from 1117 new cases (yesterday) to 449 today
HOW??? TEACH US YOUR SECRETS, SWISSBROS

Spain might pass Italy in less than 7 days.

What do Italians think of this?

I'm going to say it anyway.

Niggers

I'm sorry for spen

Most recoveries in a single day so far at least

No

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Same cases as yesterday

>Death going down
No.
Death only going down if total cases new cases going down.

based

follow the rules

think quebec has officially given up the right to secession if they can't handle literally just a flu like this

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>10.000 deaths in month
I thought this was just a flu, bros

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Wait Québec wanted to get out? Why?

Christ you fuckers are FUCKING UP THINGS FOR EVERYONE, STOP FUCKING DYING YOU FUCKS, YOU ALREADY GOT US ALL ON QUARANTINE, WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT

last year in Italy died 150.000 people -__-''

You dying doesn't mean the economy has to die as well.

Go back to work.

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If only it were that easy, a non..

I'M GONNA SAY IT PAISANOS
PORCO DIO

The janny might be a Quebecois.

He keeps deleting my Quebec hate threads.

>WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT
Crashing the global economy with no survivors

Why not?

Presente!

based Jesse. italy is cancelled, and when the quarantine ends all the Marios, Giuseppes and other fucking Pinoccios will find out their favorite pizza shop is gone and they'll subaru anyway. Its all over.

They are going to vote against it again

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>When the wagie reaches terminal stage

so he'd go into work if his entire family got killed?

He's 100% right

blame the chinkies you fucking moron

Italy will be extinct?

Total death or just flu deaths?
Anyway, COVID-19 is killing way more people per day than the flu.