HEY SOUTHERN EUROPE!
HEY SOUTHERN EUROPE!
Easton Richardson
Connor Sanchez
no you can't just not include old people among your coronavirus dead that's unfair noooo
Samuel Morgan
IMAGINE IT LIVING IN SOUTH
Easton Scott
Dutch being selfish jews will unironacally cause the EU to collapse and Portugal, Spain and Italy to unite a ressurcitate the Roman Empire.
The tercios are coming swamp jew, tik tok.
Great timeline.
Liam Martin
We can call it the indebted union
Xavier Cox
>Dear Germany and Netherlands, the debt is now...forfeit.
EZ...i should marry Leonor and lead us, i got this.
Connor Brown
how can one MAN absolutely destroy SOUTHERN EUROPE?
he is smart as fuck, coronabond is bullshit. why should we help spain when they alrrady had 2000 cases before they went in lockdown? always helping the poor southern countries..... I hope you get out of EU. union of benelux, germany and austria + finland is all we need. you are dragging is down
Brody Hughes
But who will pay for your new denbts without richer countries to prop you up?
Nicholas Gray
Worked out pretty well last time, didn't it?
John James
That dude looks like a tercio rape baby.
True, the EU is done. Southern countries get economically cucked and are never allowed to flourish. We need our own currency and true sovereignty in order to restore our economies and industries.
Jonathan Peterson
Yes.
Levi Torres
>NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE DEBTS WITHOUT THE INTENTION TO PAY THEM BACK, WHAT ABOUT ECONOMY, WHAT ABOUT TRUST?!
Caleb Morris
lol
just study and emmigrate João, our countries are irreparable shitholes
Nathaniel Campbell
basado
Ethan Butler
Force renegotiation or go Oops defaulted btw get fucked.
The EU is a blessing and a curse. On one hand the trade brought some short time prosperity but forever cucked us in the long run because it killed our own production.
Camden Rodriguez
We have phases dude. Without effort we will never restore old glories.
Colton Gomez
That's not nice.
Nicholas Young
>Oops defaulted btw get fucked
boutta get IMFucked like Argentina in that case. Again, you need the EU for the denbts payments, buddy. Simple as.
Logan Collins
>e*rope
Jeremiah Butler
>Tfw you wanna hate him but he's kinda your type
Ugh.
Wyatt Sanders
Most people here are clueless about what the southern countries did to fix their economy. Speaking of Portugal, we finally, after years of austerity, arrived at a point of balance. But it came at a cost: low wages, underfunding healthcare and education, gentrification, pensions cut.
We passed through hard times, then comes this pandemic shit and we are fucked again. Not because of corruption, laziness, but because of a virus. We are not responsible for this and obviously we don't have the funding to deal with this.
Also, when people say the southern countries are lazy, and especially Portugal, I say fuck you very much. We work longer hours, we earn much less, we have less vacations, we have fewer work rights. Most of you who criticize us wouldn't last a month working in the conditions we work.
And yes, we fucked our accounts. We had a corrupt politician who fooled everyone (including the european union). But we worked our asses of to try and correct that. And we were on the right track.
So, people from the northern countries, with great wages, who work fewer hours, who have good healthcare and education systems, who have a great quality of life, saying to the average southern european "you fucked your accounts" in the middle of a pandemic is just insane. And the average joe, who suffered a lot from austerity and will suffer because of an inevitable economic crisis, has nothing to do with that.
If this continues like this, the European Union will end. It's inevitable.
Connor Campbell
Gib monies or we take this whole union down with us
Jordan King
Norwegians are the only nice northerners
takk Norge...
Aaron Anderson
Debts are only as good as the lenders' ability to collect them.
We would align with China and make China pay for our debts and pay with promises of increasing their influence on Europe and when time came for them to collect we would just go LOL CHING CHONG PING PONG FUCK OFF BACK TO CHINA.
Dude trust me i have a masters in socioeconomic geopolitics.
Ethan Jackson
thanks for finding a culinary use for klippfisk
Nicholas James
dunno about other south euros but Italy actually gets fucked by high interest rates
Jaxson Johnson
>LOL CHING CHONG PING PONG FUCK OFF BACK TO CHINA
Alright that's pretty based I gotta admit.
Cooper Roberts
wait that meme doesn't make any sense, Caesar is the one who won
Connor Rodriguez
Just like the guy in the meme, even though it was the other guy making threats.
Dont you remember the great freedom war of the alley matress?
Landon Adams
it's delicious, in fact one of the main companies selling it here is just called "Norge"
>torsken kommer nå
Cameron Bell
Our pajeet actually had a good respense to that rapist face scum
Oliver Thompson
Do we invite greece with us?
We can form the union of poor corrupt countries with beaches and actual food
Leo Barnes
Duh of course.
THE GLORIOUS IBERIAN-GRECO-ITALO REPUBLIC, THE TRUE HEIRS OF ROME.
Jaxon Garcia
>mamma mia *smokes a cigarette* i wonder *smokes another cigarette* why-a we italianos *smokes another cigarette* is-a dying *smokes another cigarette* like-a flies! *smokes another cigarette* to these a virus *smokes another cigarette*
Alexander Taylor
That's france
Mason Hill
holy based
Mason Kelly
Based.
Now France hasto decide where do they stand
Ryan Green
France has already decided, France is lobbying with us for the coronabonds.
Seriously purge germs.
Julian Jackson
We need France in order to unleash the Negro wave on them.
Owen Johnson
Kan deres vikinger angripe Amsterdam vær så snill?
Det sump jøder kommer ikka til å stoppe bullying oss...
Ayden Martinez
France is with us, we should just invade them
John Brooks
this isn't the right time to bully
Camden Rodriguez
I just want to give a scared, corona suffering, starving southron a big warm welcoming hug and a hot plate of meatballs and a place on a pelt by the warm fire stove.
Charles Howard
>Wopke Hoekstra
How the fuck can this be a real name?
Dominic Cook
KARA BOGA
Robert Reed
Its a regular Frisian name
Nathan Wood
We love you too guys. Also enjoy having your old people dying because you're soulless just like that.
>this amount of reddit spacing
Dios Mio
David Smith
We went in lockdown with less deaths than rhe rest thought
Connor Davis
Ahem..
Justin Martin
SOUTHERN UNION
please include us btw
Evan Howard
OK fruit salad
Landon Reed
based, fuck m*ds
Aaron Barnes
Uhh aren't we like third in deaths per 1 mil?
Nathan Morris
Why do people act like france is med?
Thomas Taylor
based
Lucas Mitchell
I fucking hate the both og you
Dylan Walker
Couple days old bit still
OH NONONONO YOU GOT TOO COCKY NETHERBRO
Anthony Wright
Look Germany's bitch being a tax heaven mocking us. Can't wait to see the EU collapse.
Levi Mitchell
you will bend over in a week lmao
remember when you wanted to go the "herd immunity" route and were mocking med countries for the virus? good times
Cooper Ramirez
This is the fault of ordoliberalism.
Hudson Richardson
Not necessarily refuting your statement but explain why we are Germany's bitch?
Logan Ortiz
o basado, senhores
Liam Davis
You are not Germany. That makes you Germany's bitch. Yurop is German clay.