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So this is life aye.

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President fucking Retard

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here we are
so lonely
so alone

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Anyone have that screencap of an SNP MP getting very upset about the '*autistic screeching*' meme?

How is this any different than “as a wife of a solider”

Was thinking about doing a social media post where I dress up in a nurses outfit (I'm a 6"1 bearded fella) and essentially parody some of the nonsense NHS-worshipping going around. Think it could be a bit too controversial though so the idea is shelved for now

reckon dutch is one of the ugliest languages

youtu.be/mEJJ4RmhGys

But the NHS funding has been increasing year on year. And the Tories were never going to sell off the NHS, it is standard practice for Americans to want verything put on the table to start off negotiations for deals

lmao google translate dropping shade

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People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
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FAT

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how can you just tell straight away that this never happened?

want to be seen with a gf who has massive knockers

have you talked to a therapist about your TDS

*ahem*

let me take this opportunity, this ongoing epic pandemic, to make up a fictious story that supports my political narrative

million times better than english, let alone all your different retarded accents where it sounds like you're trying to talk while juggling a pair of testies in your mouth

proxy war between dutch and japan

he's back

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Dave

What's so unbelievable about it.

Hate how talentless minor celebrities have found fame again simply by spending all day on Twitter and posting the same anti-Brexit, anti-Tory nonsense all day along. See also TechnicallyRon, Matt Haig, David Schneider, Nooruddean, and probably lots others I'm forgetting

noice

what's this got to do with british culture

>FAHKIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

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lol no it isnt, dutch looks like jumbled typos and sounds like somebody coughing up phlegm

posted on twitter
a bluecheck mark
"quoting" someone else

take your pick

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>proxy
fuck off, only that weeb is on vpn or he's one of the so many incels who moved there because he couldn't get a female on this side of the planet

anyone seen monica lads? getting VERY worried now

>government tells people to stay in doors to save the lives of old and vulnerable people
>no-one gives a shit
>has to cry about muh NHS before people start taking the advice seriously
Modern Brits are heartless people

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People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

SMELLY

TERRORIST

PAKI

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literally all of them are left wing lmao. why are leftoids so disgusting?

it's the opening section, too many commas, too blunt and clinical, you can tell how hard he's thought it out, how much he's tried to manufacture it, despite the fact it's likely the only truth in there
if he works so hard on something that should be off the cuff you know the rest is, at the very least, heavily embellished for effect

spanish ex-gf told me that dutch and german sound repulsive, english just sounds neutral

must know the name of this tart PRONTO

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What is a just punishment for China?

Do they really?

Never underestimate an old man in a world where men die young

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looks like replays from the angry birds Olympics

tarty mctartface

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Communists
Shemales
Jews
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Pakis
Fat Niggers
Ugly pakis
People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

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TERRORIST

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Okk vi der huuugel oolden abber nindenschloogen oop den stimeelfursten kakkakakakka!

like sorkin dialogue in films
people don't speak like that, like every time they talk has to be some epic profound moment

caterwauling

I live in a comfy rural area, and go out for my daily walk/run on the beautiful hills about a mile away from my house. If the police start banning people from using them and telling us we're only allowed to exercise around our residential areas then I will NOT be happy at all desu

it's the idea that the doctor would roll her eyes and go "go on... tell them, tell your twitter followers..."

>spanish
of course that cunt is seething about us
their defeat was embarrassing to say the least
this what the jap kids sound like with your micropenis in their mouth?

Communists
Benders
Shemales
Jews
Niggers
Pakis
Fat Niggers
Ugly pakis
People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

TERRORIST

UGLY

SMELLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

CHILD MARRYING

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FUCK

KIDS

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>I'm the Sicario (2017) 720p.mp4

really?

>The greatest game of cricket in history

low bar

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Cringe

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any of you lads ashamed by your willard?

>David Schneider
want to kill this smug bastard kike

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People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

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PAKI

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always feel bad when i see people taking a genuine interest in international culture and discussion on Yas Forums amidst a sea of shitposts
think it's the fact it reminds me i'm a bitter dickhead

Dave

no he's actually from Japan your the one with a Dutch proxy

based, sign me up

Yeah but what will you DO about it?

>no he's actually from Japan
hahahahahahhah

Found a job that I'd really like to do but it's in L*ndon and it only pays £31.5k. Don't know whether or not to apply for it desu. Reckon they'll allow me to just do it remotely from Day 1?

Is that 250 deaths in the past 24 hours now?

he's literally the most jewish looking ghoul your mind could conjure up lmao, don't know how he managed to pull it off

with blackjack
and hookers

does ee have any existing medical conditions?

You're making jokes about the biggest Chad in existence

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Communists
Benders
Shemales
Jews
Niggers
Pakis
Fat Niggers
Ugly pakis
People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

TERRORIST

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He's one of the more disappointing ones desu, because I really enjoy some of the old Iannucci comedies. Schneider's political commentary is unbearable though, you can tell he's never stepped outside the north London bubble

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>dutch music
>dutch literature
>dutch comedy
>dutch sports

do any of these even exist?

Veeer muuden imbek strak ricken de Fanny Schmelar noop neeger?

I have the same feeling whenever I see anyone put any effort in to anything.

lol that is not dutch, it's weeb cringe

HERD IMMUNITY
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1243902520046608384

So, are you voting Tories again next election?

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You're a cuck

projecting again? or do you not even have a gf?

whats with the number 60 lads

like why is there 60 seconds in a minute

60 minutes in an hour

such a random number

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Proves you're on a proxy, that's 100% pure dutch.

get off twitter mate

what are sum hobbies you have

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you watch cuck porn

have a feeling this dutch twat is unironically some 16 year old child who thinks hes funny. when he finally grows some pubes and gains some self-awareness, he'll realise what a painfully unfunny, cringe-inducing cunt he is

proxyspaz on the ropes

>James Felton

ah yes

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Dutch "people" be like:
>Hallo ik been Fanny Chmelar

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it was genuienly chosen at random cos of how divisible it is, 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,15,20,30

going to start a new game of eu4 who should i be lads

Cause it divides really easy into 1 2 3 4 5 6 10 12 15 20 30 60

>I am become Sicario: Day of the Soldado

german sounds nice

intuitive time measuring
the french tried to change everything to a hundred, like in metric, but it never caught on

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People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

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UGLY

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think it would be sadder if he's over the age of 18-19 acting like this desu

wanking
pooing
drinking

Ancient Sumerians used it

We should switch to METRIC TIME and switch to 100 seconds smdh folks it’s 2020 y’all

unbelievably grim

jej

collect fountain pens and pocketwatches desu

Quite useful for following the news desu. Become really annoying ever since they added the feature that shows in your feed random tweets that one of your followers has "liked", meaning I'm inundated with these lefty morons even though I don't follow any of them

He's Moroccan.

based dept.

Heh

Do you even not watch cuck porn clogcuck?

Babylonians used base 60.

Should I start playing RuneScape again? Is it dead?

/brit/ is a general of intellectuals

>hobby is collecting something
Hello insect

should i start wanking to british dogging porn again?

youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8

>one Dutch Übermens has all of /brit/ on the ropes on a Saturday afternoon

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works out great for 24 hours in a day
365 days in a year

The babylonians used to use base 60 to count things. Also 60 is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, which makes it a nice number to work with and divide.

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/brit/ is the lexical manifestation of the warrior-poet spirit

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People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

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>look I replied to everyone at once
The absolute state.

>250 people died of COVID yesterday

haha... lads...

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How does it feel that your country follows the orders of the French President?
express.co.uk/news/uk/1258543/Boris-Johnson-news-coronavirus-latest-france-emmanuel-macron-covid-19-lockdown

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Is channelling his warrior or his poet side here.

You arrive in Barnsley, 2022, new capital of the post-corona Britain

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this is an autistic teenagers take on "on the ropes"
makes you think doesnt it

the picture of our generation

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How to tell I am a confident shagger

Listen to certain Disney songs in public because they are good (Tale as old as time, I won't say im in love etc)

Wear flamboyant Doc Martens because I like them and they attract the emotionally vulnerable hot adult goth women

I use self deprecating pick up lines to make myself look awkward and quirky despite being a complete chad "Hey I know you are way out of my league but I am tryinh to get the hottest woman in the bars number to impress my friends, could you help me out"

Always keep a few 7/10s on my whatzapp rolodex just when I want to have a quick degenerate wank and I know they are desperately in love with me they will finger their ass, go outside naked etc on a moment's notice just to chat to me and turn me on

for me, it's cadey mercury

Communists
Benders
Shemales
Jews
Niggers
Pakis
Fat Niggers
Ugly pakis
People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

NIGGERS


SMELLY

UGLY

CURRY

PAKI

NIGGERS

CURRY

GOAT FUCKERS

NIGGERS

RAGHEADS

SMELLY

UGLY

INBRED

GOATSHAGGERS

NIGGERS

SMELLY

UGLY

CURRY

NIGGERS
NIGGERS

any of you lads have wireless earphones for your computer. looking for some recs.

cooking and learning languages

thoughts on the Alex Salmond case?

>Wow everyone is making fun of me, that must mean I win
Yank tier logic.

The mother has an incredible talent for answering a simple question with a 20-minute stream of consciousness explaining all sorts of things you never asked about or are interested in. Love the old girl, but it does get a bit annoying desu

weve only just topped the 1 triple 0 whereas spain had over 800 in one day alone

Play as Portugal and follow a roughly historical pattern of colonisation

Find it weird how women are allowed to lie about being raped and try and destroy a man's life with no punishment.

Sony WH-1000XM3
just make sure your computer has Bluetooth 4.2 (if it doesn't buy a bluetooth dongle)

thinking about all the non-white people in the world
cringe

260 today

your a dozen cheeky tendies have been added to your account

watching once upon a time in hollywood
some great violence against women in it

youtu.be/CTiVrID8E2k

>canada: 4575
>canada - quebec: 2736
reckon the french don't bathe or something, needs to be an explanation here

no one likes clogwogs because of one poster

Communists
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People that watch anime
People that want to use the opposite sexes toilets because they have got a wig on
People that want children to wear the opposite sexes clothes
People that think it's perfectly fine for children to take hormones god designed for the opposite sex
Paedophiles
Degenerates
The world was made pure by the white man
The jewdogs have twisted the white mans work and laws to accommodate the sickest more depraved freak individuals that make up a tiny irrelevant amount of the population
Vocal degenerates screeching from their bender trees
All need hanging and setting on fire
NIGGERS

SMELLY UGLY

FAT

NIGGERS

UGLY

SMELLY

BENDER

NIGGERS

AIDS

NIGGERS

UGLY

PAKI

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CURRY

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THEIR

SKIN

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OF

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all of those people should go home immediately

Decent budget gaming chair lads?

Remember sports lads?