/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

just fried some eggs from the Czechs I keep in my yard

that's pretty based not gonna lie

Do you have a Czechen coop

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>FUCK Bajorans
>FUCK the FEDORAtion
Based and Dukatpilled

No, a fox got most of my Chechens

Joe "I feed my dog elk meat" Rogan

>ABC News’s Jonathan Karl asked Trump what the president could do to assure “these states, these hospitals, that everybody who needs a ventilator will get a ventilator.”

>“I think we’re in really good shape. This is a pandemic, the likes of which nobody’s seen before,” Trump said, praising the work the government has already done to provide ventilators when possible.

>“But everybody who needs one will be able to get a ventilator?” Karl pressed.

>“Look, don’t be a cutie pie, okay?” Trump fired back. “Nobody’s done what we’ve been able to do.”

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>“Nobody’s done what we’ve been able to do.”
yeah, absolutely nothing

just a flu bro

This virus is the worst thing ever because not only will people not shut up about it but they also won't shut up about Trump in relation to it
I think I might just leave the internet until people stop it

are you actually confused why this is a topic which people might want to discuss, or have you just not had your coffee yet

No it completely makes sense why people want to talk about it
It just annoys me

that's some serious vitriol, Alberto

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told my aunt about my favorite conspiracy theories and how i think the media is colluding with the feds to hype this up so they can pass something even worse than the patriot act

the meteorite that is going to cause an extinction event on earth is the worst thing ever because not only will people not shup up about it but they also won't shut up about Trump in relation to it
I think I might just leave the internet until people stop it

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a grand and intoxicating innocence

there is no evidence that dinosaurs had computers

this post makes sense when you are a fishy boi in the deep blue ocean

if evolution is real then why arens't there more fishes walking fromst the ocean and chim panzees leavings the trees?
czechmate, Nintenyearolds

This is exactly the kind of comparison that I can't stand
Covid is a gay little cough that kills %0.001 of people and will be largely gone by summer, but the ego of our species is so inflated that even a little bit of the outside world lightly poking us turns everybody into neurotic social media pillow people who's faces melt off because we might actually be exposed to some amount of hardship because of this

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*blocks your path*

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Sipping, eating pancakes, oatmeal, eggs, bacon. Big breakfast.

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i feel like this fish says "meep"

Imagine if an actual plague hit us
I think I would become a murderer

IT'S JUST
*scars your lungs*
A GAY
*kills your grandma*
LITTLE
*crashes your economy*
COUGH
*forces the US government to firebomb your house*

>stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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eating waffles, cheesey eggs, sausage.
considering sipping but i bet it would make my hangover worse

I thought coffee was good for hangovers

fuck it we will soon find out

>Alberta

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>alberta
what

No it increases dehydration

its already brewing
how could you have done this to me berta
i thought we were friends

wrong
>“When you drink a cup of coffee or you drink a glass of iced tea, you are necessarily taking in a volume of fluid along with that dose of [caffeine],” Vigil says. Even though caffeine is a mild diuretic, Vigil says, you won’t lose more fluid through urine than you take in by drinking a caffeinated beverage. Your body is able to absorb as much fluid as it needs and expel the rest, he says.

>For that reason, your morning pick-me-up actually helps hydrate you, not the opposite. Vigil says that coffee and tea “can and should” count toward your daily eight-or-so cups of water per day.

Thus doth precisely be the variety of juxtaposition of which I canneth bear
The plague bubonick be sodomary wee blistres upon the skine, that doth delivre naught but a morsel of mankinde back to the lord whomst hath createth them! I do swear, upon the tombe stones of mine ancestors, that the malady of which I speaketh willt have been banished by harveste. But forsooth! the hubris of our kinde doth be so very great, that the most smalle of worldly in-convenience maketh cowards of all mankind, whomst becometh cushion folk within the monasteries, for they mighte face great suffering and tribulation!

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Alberta is the only rat free province in Canada tyvm
Also why did you draw it at 1/4 scale

It was the sipp god who did it
I am merely his messenger

>Vigil
sounds like a made up name
everyone disregard this post its fake

I want to frame this post

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>Dr. Daniel Vigil, an associate clinical professor of family medicine at the David Geffen School of Medicine at the University of California Los Angeles.

I know I have already. I can drink one small cup of coffee and have to piss like a race horse for the rest of the day.

brainlets

>taking advice from an ASSOCIATE

you are still gonna drink that coffee you faggot

get a Gatorade.

of course I am
Im not going to waste perfectly good coffee because i may die of dehydration

I hope you choke on a coffee bean

bit mean spirited eh?

And I hope you drown in bean juice

what a stupid post
how illogical
reconsider your life up to this point
no really give it serious thought

Gonna stop drinking

lying is a sin macon

no youre fucking not
now finish that bottle and enjoy it you stinky flaglet

we should kill Ohio

I am now awake and sipping

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why is he a ginger tho

that's what every flaglet looks like