You have 10 seconds to act as Polish as possible

kek
youtube.com/watch?v=6cm8oIcBHAo

*prays the rosary*

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You did X in the year Y.
This is why I hate you and your country, also your future children.

desuarchive.org/int/thread/120414061/

it wouldn't be normal day on Yas Forums if u didn't go on here and find butthurt Polish rant/greentext

>the french did worse than poland in ww2, ahah they're weaklings fuck them
>marie SKLODOWSKA curie
>we're not cucks like the rest of the EU
>give eu shekels please, we'll buy american shit with it
*steals east german cars*

*attacks germany for no reason*
*genocides jews for no reason*
*desecrates monuments to the valient efforts of russia to liberate them from fascism*

I once discussed politics with a Pole. His argument was along the line of

>Angela Merkel kurwa fuck you

FUCK Germany. we're entral European, not eastern!

streamable.com/jytu9

Why was kurwa allowed to be a word

Does Poland have football hooligans?

Not that guy but what part of it is wrong? Soviet planes were awful garbage.

they call them academics there

chuj jebana

What country doesn't

*farts loudly*

Kurwa, się zesrałem

I hate faggots and I think God (Catholic) should cleanse them from the face of this Earth.

>i hate everyone thats not Polish
>give me money

Usa

football hooligan

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youtube.com/watch?v=ar9aeo1pNT4

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I though Poland loves Lithuanian?

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because you're retarded

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Then why Tu-104 first jet liner in service after De Havilland Comet? Why we first country to put guy in space? If burger plane so much better explain multiple DC-10 crash from safety defect.

Hahaha no
We loves Czechs but they hate us and consider as retarded savages
Also Hungarians and Italians have good opinion here

We made Witcher 3 uber eats skyscrapers kurwa

youtu.be/7Anq5wkEG4U

O KURRRRRRRRRRRRWA

>We loves Czechs
you're retarded
>Italians
since when

just like you love Cambodians

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last year several hundred of them got jailed

KURWA NIGGERS MUDSLIMES

I never heard any negative opinions (except ww2 memes of course) about Czechs. Many people consider them even as exemplar model of best state in the world
If goes about Italians most people seem to have automatic sympathy towards them, we had many economic and cultural ties like Maluch for example, Italy is mentioned in our anthem and vice versa and is #1 or 2 choice for Poles going on vacations
Our and Italian mentality are also very similar

>Our and Italian mentality are also very similar
XD
>it's a polack pretends he is similar to a random western nation episode

>Many people consider them even as exemplar model of best state in the world

Literally a handful of people led by Szczygieł.

Sure, they do many things better than us but it's far away from being the best state

*sucking sounds*

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Thx, now i'm stuck in a black box crash rabbit hole on YT

*gulp*
*smacks lips*

sandnigger

What great about Czechia other than that they make lots of porn using hohol and Romanian prostitute.

I'm unironically afraid our stunning growth will be stopped by the crisis along with our beautiful skyscrapers.

>the richest Slavic Eastern European country
>best looking cities
>beautiful landscapes
>wonderful food
>easy-going attitude
>developed railway system

They should only improve their highways to become a paradise

>>the richest Slavic Eastern European country
that's Slovenia

Slovenia is western, there's no trace of easterness in this country.

XD

google.com/maps/@45.8263945,14.9478461,8.5z

here is google street view, try to find something that looks 'eastern' in Slovenia

XD

ok i see you gave up

>Hello, I'm Polski
>If we have a party with family, we put the best well-behaved catholic face on.
>We never did anything bad, we only ever saved people and if you disagree - we will be angry at you
>We are the only one and true inheritor of the entire history of the Rzeczpospolita
>You might see some Slovaks, Lithuanians, Czechs, Belarusians, Ukrainians disagree with some part of that statement, or complain about what we did during the so-called interwar, but if anyone does - it's the "(CZ/SK/LT/BY/UA) complex"
>We are very good to all countries around us, but they hate us and mistreat us
>Przyjacielu, jedziesz na Litwę? Only go to Wilno! Everywhere else they will hate you!
Right. Totally, Polskies... totally. It's still 1930 BIGOS VODKA AND PIEROGI.
I like you fucks. Gotta mess with you sum doe
Also, Lech was great. Will buy Polish booze and sausages to remember him n April 10th.
Oh yeah... I'm supposed to be acting Polish and not rambling
>Kurwa mać!

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XD

>Przyjacielu, jedziesz na Litwę? Only go to Wilno! Everywhere else they will hate you!

Actually only Lithuanians in Vilnius dislike Polish tourists. In Klaipeda/Palanga they don't care if you're Polish, Russian or Martian.