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ER WAS EENS EEN MAN DIE WILDE RAMME!
MAAR TOEN WAS DAAR VAN DAMME!
JEAN GAF HEM EEN SCHOP.
IETS TE HARD TEGEN ZIJN KOP.
TOEN WAS HIJ EEN LAMME!

Intelligent and eloquent man

nee stop zolang cindy er niet is zijn jullie welkom in de nederdraad

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Come home Belgian man

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Brexitgod is going to survive

aloha

OOF

I'm concerned for America though

He cute
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bonjours

Day 2 home
Main garden almost done, found some dandelion today
Front garden still looking like baghdad

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i don't have a garden

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OHH NEEE NEEE NEE HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIJ HEEFT WEER GEPROBEERD HAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KAN NAAR DEZE ACTIVITEIT OH NEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Why? You can still put some flowers next to the windows, is cute

So my pancakes are half burnt and flat, at least the gradient is interesting

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try putting a bit of yeast in your dough and wait 15 minutes before baking

Next time, thanks for the tips
I will stick to regular crêpes

>tfw tea box is almost empty and I can’t get it since stores are closed

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m-mag ik hier palen?

Oui

dit is een draad van vriendschap

>tfw we're apparently getting fines in brussels for being outside now
>went for walks downtown and to church just to chill for ten minutes almost every day
How is the situation for you niggas? This was probably the best week for me in a couple of years now, city is empty and quiet, little to no NPC normalfags outside, everything is great, don't have to do shit.
>mfw two exes contacted me since this shit started

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i heard someone got a 250€ fine because they where in the car with 2 people from a different adres

If i'm alone, on foot and i say i need to visit my mom or some shit, i should be fine, right?
I honestly think if the situation was legitimately serious, we wouldn't be getting fines, but forcibly get locked up.

Don’t give a fuck tb.h, I’m still going outside for walks too
Wilmès said you may go out, just keep moving

yeah, i was walking alone yesterday and police passed me, no problem

I go to my mum everyday and we live near a police station
Never had anyone questionning me

*boem*

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I just checked the news and fines are apparently enforceable since Friday evening, but it's insanely vague. They don't specify what kind of infractions there are or how much can you get fined for. I don't even read the news obviously, but i don't want to get jewed for walking.
Sorry for non-francophone niggas:
lesoir.be/290656/article/2020-03-28/coronavirus-bruxelles-vers-une-perception-immediate-des-amendes-en-cas
Also telecom companies are openly monitoring us, that's also fun:
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Bro, you can still go outside and do what you want
There are no enforced restrictions except if you’re not alone

If you're not drinking green, black or black tea with bergamot, you're gay.
Every single turkish/arab corner shop is still selling tea and they're pretty much always open.

Well then, if this was a legitimate epidemic, we wouldn't be allowed outside at all.
Literally just the flu bro.

I drink black/Green with floral or fruit aroma’s, no gay
I just hate anything in sachet, lose leaf tea is far better

The premier said it yesterday, there are lots of belgian people living in tiny homes and we can’t lock them up completly

The peace and quiet is relaxing, especially since I live next to a busy road. I do more online orders and have more time for hobby related stuff. I don't mind it at all, except the fact that sunday mass and the monthly Latin mass have been cancelled.

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I drink loose leaf tea as well.
Well if you still want homo tea, get a thermos, make your tea as usual and throw in the fruits you want, let it sit for an hour or so and you're good.
I do that when sick, i throw every slightly medicinal plant in it: ginger root, thyme, mint, as well as some honey, heals me up real fast.

>"epidemic"
>let people go outside bro, they live in tiny homes lol
Absolute nonsense.

I buy pre made high quality blends which are quite expensive and only found in specific tea shops
Sometimes I put a slice of lemon or candied ginger if my throat feels icky
And honey is pretty based too, especially in russian black tea

>sunday mass
>latin mass
Are you an Antwerp nigga? I remember there were two of you in a previous thread.

Well thank God I can still walk to my mother and do a bit of sport
We aren’t rats yet

>high quality blends which are quite expensive
Only reason as to why i don't drink that shit, it legitimately might make me broke, i consume between 3-5 liters of tea daily and a 1 kilo bag of black tea costs around 10€, i go through that shit fast, especially because i like it strong.

>consume between 3-5 liters of tea daily
You’re worse than me, it’s 4-5 cups here, wtf this is addiction
>1 kilo bag
Where? I pay 6-10€/100gr :(
Worse thing is that it doesn’t last a week because I like it strong and hum I’m a compulsive buyer so it’s usually multiple boxes at once

>we aren’t rats yet
Soon™
Making people panic like this because of the spicy flu, forcing retards to clear out shelves at stores and sit at home without ever going outside is a good first step towards that.
My neighbor went outside of his room once this week, just to check his mail, didn't even go outside. Some dumb bitch even put a roll of toilet paper and some sort of cleaning product on the letterbox, with a note saying "please clean the door handle every time you use it because of virus".
Bitch what do i use to clean the bottle of cleaning product then?

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I was in the thread but I'm not the Antwerp nigga, I live in Bruges. The Latin mass here is every last sunday of the month in the Holy Blood chapel.

It's a family thing, great-grandparents immigrated here from Russia in the 30s, we all drink massive amounts of tea to this day.
Only turks and arabs sell cheap but decent tea, try their little stores, they always have it. Pajeets for some reason rarely sell it.
I buy either ceylon black tea or black with bergamot one, pretty cheap compared to regular tea stores who jew you out of every cent.

>Bitch what do i use to clean the bottle of cleaning product then?
heh dat denk ik ook steeds bij die pompjes met handspul wat je in winkels ziet

Sounds rough and the common folks are frankly idiotic, irritating and fear mongering
I won’t compell me to change my exercise routine or my life as a whole, I still need to live

this is a godbless for me, stay inside, no social contact, relax

God what would I give to try those samovar teas with fresh wild herbs
I’m middle eastern btw, so tea is pretty much everywhere and cheap
Ever tried darjeeling+lemon+honey? Litterally one of the best combo

he my family tradition is drinking strong beers and eating cheese. Guess i'm belgian

Yes but you still have to go outside and ventilate those cutie lungs

i have a 'koereke'

I just knew about Brussels, Antwerp and Namur, and it's a daily thing, 8:30am at the priory, 6pm at the church, 10am for Sunday mass.
By the way, how empty is Bruges right now and how comfy would it be to visit it during the week? Last time i visited was when i was a kid, i legitimately don't remember anything.
Might go there on Wednesday if trains aren't cancelled.

Une courette? Schattig

Yeah, courette, kek, learned something today

Me too lol, otherwhise it was “tuintje” or something similar

Do you really have to use hand sanitizer in stores? I see people wearing not only masks, but gloves, i just go in as usual, sometimes grab stuff i think i need and put it back down (i did that before anyways) and COOF to scare people.
But yeah, this whole situation is fucking retarded, on public transport you're supposed to stay 1,5 meters away from people, but everyone still touches the same shit and it's often physically impossible to stay away from other people.
Apologies for not being able to communicate in your language.

i went to the pharmacie yesterday and he was sold out on both. So i guess not. Went to the store later and they said they cleaned the baskets. But you still had to take one, even if you just wanted to buy 1 item. Store was empty (small carrefour) and had everything stocked

Belgische Socialistische Soviet Staat wanneer?

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bwa, pakt van niet

In the shithole where I live, people spew on streets and leave used gloves and tissues

Brussels?

Ugly flag, ugly political ideology, ugly post
Yes

I went to see some distant relatives in northern Kazakhstan and drank tea from a samovar. It's pretty much just a big thermos, it's a meme.
I have tried that combination, it's good, but being a poorfag, it's Ceylon for me.
Best way to drink tea (i do it only during winter when and when my throat is fucked up) is black tea with milk, honey and butter. This is not a shitpost btw
That's still pretty based.

>tea
>milk
You get what you fucking deserve

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For me, it’s Bruges cheese and kriek

I noticed that big stores are packed with people, shelves are empty, but slightly smaller ones are empty but shelves are stacked.
>carrefour
It's still GB in my mind and i refuse to call it Carrefour. Same with Dexia/Belfius and Fortis/BNP.
Wouldn't be surprised if you're in Brussels. Went to some diverse neighborhoods for a walk, thinking i'll finally be able to visit them without getting robbed, nope, they're packed with people and people still spew in the street.
I don't mind, as i don't respect safety measures either, but "immigrants" seem like their minds are in another dimension with only gibs and no responsibilities, they don't care about anything. If war broke out tomorrow, they would still loiter around and do nothing.

It's more like they don't follow belgian news and are living in their own bubble i think.

>GB
Man you brought back some good memories, I remember how much I loved their little caddy for kids
Brussels is a complete shithole and wouldn’t mind some more corona victims without sounding like an awful cynical retard

>t. floral tea drinker
I don't get the hate for milk in tea.
I always just drink regular black, but i very rarely add something to it, and i never breach my own "rules", which are:
>winter is for black tea with milk or black tea with apples
>spring and autumn are for black tea with lemon
>summer is for green tea with mint