/brit/

Might eat a pizza for breakfast.

Suspect there's quite a few places in the world better than Yorkshire

Somerset exists

you suspect wrong

The right on is a proper cow. The left one is a poser

Lancashire for one

I'm not scared by corona /brit/.

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I'm from Ballyanus and I say kill 'em all

the whole of wales

LOOOOOOOL the delusion

based do your part citizen poster

imagine being this socially retarded

No one under 50 should be. If you have a preexisting condition then it's for the best your shit genetics are wiped clean anyway.

Just read a book by Marx in which he argued that the Black Death was great because it destroyed feudalism.

Just shows that lefties have always been utter mongs.

I've been to ballydehob

Mateys shoulder was dislocated, other person is now jobless

says the autismo that cant understand obvious sarcasm

>friendly workplace acquaintances
have these
dont have someone i can just have a pint or play fifa with

nor do i have a gf or any clue of how to get one

I'm not allowed to go outisde /brit/ ...

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>His workplace colleagues don't go out drinking
What sort of shithole do you work at?

>obvious sarcasm
if you say so
why are you even in this thread? you realise no-one wants foreign cunts like you here

Advice for getting friends 1. Drink more 2. Be open 3. Don't be a hateful bastard, helped me make actual friends at work that I see on weekends and go on holiday with

just seen some dreadful bait

grown men dont make new friends

we go out for like a pint every now and then.
this doesnt mean anything to me

on a saturday(after lockdown) what do i do to make some friends
where do i go
what do i say
what do i wear
etc

Saddo cope

i have friends

Because I'm British but unlike you I'm not on a VPN

these girls must be so redpilled to see how easy it is to get so much male attention already

>the worst period in western history is when jews are in charge
neurons firing on full blast

>Drink more
>Be open
>Don't be a hateful bastard

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I have only enemies and slightly-less enemies

Yankoids btfo

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dangerously intellectual post

Making friends? Cringe

thinking a lot about self esteem issues i had as a child and teen that i never really resolved but just sort of learned to distract myself from but now are taking over my mind due to sheer inactivity haha

Oh. So it IS just a cold.

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can you stop looking at my fucking feet /brit/ you disgusting pig

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got bullied at school lads
by lots of different people as well

the past doesnt exist right
the past doesnt exist

How many years ago?

This rishi sunak/priti patel love people have is weird af

allow me to share with you my sad obsession

great chance for alt lites to virtue signal as not racist

girls give me a lot of grief about myself

i clocked on aged 18 that i wasnt going to get a gf like in the movies

9 years ago

i thought if i could just be enthusiastic about partying at uni everything would all fall into place

on the end of year party of the first year, i just realised that there is no point of trying to pretend

>depression

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have you eaten breakfast yet?

i went home after about 30 minutes

What’s the purpose of having blue boards if you’re going to put pornographic ads on them?

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Unironically internalised anti-racism as it were
Why even care at this point then

Is Priscilla famous britain.

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miss my ex. she was attractive and i just dont think i can replicate that fluke.

any next gf is going to not be as attractive.

no

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probably factors into my latent perceptions of myself

i find nihilistic ideas appealing because rejecting that there any inherent things is soothing when youre sense of self is otherwise built on a foundation of bully, doubt, rejection and complexes

I want to take Emma Watson doggystyle.

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Who?

kek this is me
done a massive clean since rona

just flicked on the light then flicked it off

this covid isolation lark is messing with my mind