You wake up in East Germany

>You wake up in East Germany

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I fucking end myself

As a Russian? Rape some German woman. As a German? An hero via autoerotic asphyxiation.

>Rape some German woman

Rape is illegal, you piece of SHIT.

catch a train to Estonia

i am southern italian so my life expetancy and money and welfare just increased by a lot

so go shopping i guess?

I find a job because I am finally out of Africa

polacks like to whine a lot, but they don't know how wealthy they are compared to the rest of slavs

How come Poland and Slovenia are the only slav countries that made it?

I lose my virginity to a German chad, then I find a job and have tons of hot sex