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Imagine being the guy who works at the funny shirts factory
Imagine how jaded that must make you

he's probably a seamonkey with limited understanding of english

Yes.

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THERE WAS NEVER A MAN
LIKE MY JOHNNY

ah yes, time to learn the history of spreadsheets

Spreadsheet?
No, thanks. I prefer to spreadshit all over my body like the filthy swine I am.

LIKE THE ONE THEY CALL
JOHNNY GUITARRRRRRR

non rectangular flag fag reposted my image
i should smite him for such insolence

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imagine lurking just to post an??e

Nebraska
More like
No brass ska

did you have a stroke??

If Jeb wasn't such a large, rich man, he would have been bullied out of his wimpiness as a youth. All of the advantages god gave him ended up being his undoing.

it censored for the better

I'm very proud of that joke I just made btw

please clap

this game always makes me realize how big of a brainlet I am

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remember the pocket turtles
he probably would have trounced Clinton just by being such a sympathetic character desu

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IT WAS HIS TURN

what game

Factorio

>George W.
>washed up jock cowboy with the IQ of a pineapple

>Jeb
>nerdy gentle giant

wonder what sitcom archetypes the other two brothers, Neil and Marvin, are. Marvin looks like some psychopathic yuppie business school graduate that murders hookers.

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thank you

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that's a big photo

youtube.com/watch?v=pujua2UFLq4

Can't really get a good read on Neil, besides the fact that he over-airbrushes his face in photoshop.

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>they ruined picard
it was expected but still tragic

ate some oatmeal.

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hehe guys look im sweden now

>sanary mayor decides people who buy only one bread gets a fine
BASED BASED BASED

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draguignan more like dragging those balls over your face

what the fuck is wrong with europeans

A FUCKING SHELL

everything

buy 2 and give me a bread.

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shouldnt ducks not eat bread or something

goose propaganda

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

pouet

its brap in french youre welcome boat

Greatest to have ever lived

who is it

HON HON HON HON

is it about being a baby
sucking titties and shitting yourself
or is it just random

his death was a loss for all mankind

WHO IS IT

a man who loved the Lord

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oh this guy
dont care
god doesnt love the mentally ill
otherwise they wouldnt be mentally ill

pfrt

>Parents retired. Zoomer sister and I share small family vacation house
>We've always been pretty close
>She gives me handjobs, blowjobs and I give her oral. Yet she still refuses me sex and struts around the house in her underwear
>Get home from the gym one saturday afternoon
>Find sister and some fuckboy she met on tinder having oral sex on the couch where I play vidya when I agreed to her no hookers in the house policy
>They both look up at me startled
>I give the ken doll looking twink a deathstare like I'm gonna tear his fucking throat out
>"Its time for you to gtfo" I tell him
>"Oh, A-alright man. Take it easy, hold up a second.
>Continue to stare him down as he's doing his belt
>"I dont give a shit what you do. Just not in this fucking house. You got that?"
>he nods affirmatively
>sister is silent and dumbfounded
>her little fuckboy leaves
>"WTF DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!? YOURE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY!!! I HATE YOU!!!" she exclaims
>she throws her 8 jet black strapon at me
>dodge it like a late 90s Keanu Reeves
>Sister goes to her room and shuts the door
>"YEAH GO POUT, BITCH! YOURE LUCKY I DONT BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, YOU STUPID SLUT!!! IF I CANT HAVE MY METHWHORES AROUND YOU CANT HAVE YOUR CHAD COCK HERE EITHER!!!
>Later that evening
>Sister apologizes for her hypocrisy
>we make up and she gives me the best blowjob I've ever had from her. Then I go down on her and make her cum all over my face

I love that girl, and I know she loves me. I wanna have children with her one day. Yet she still claims she's not ready to have sex with me. It will have to wait in guess. Something you'd only understand if you grew up south of the Mason-dixon line.

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