/desi/- Eternal lockdown edition

General for India Pakistan Bangladesh and other desis

Invited: SEA, MENA, Russia and Britishers.

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When's the lockdown gonna end, lads?

I heard Russians own Goa and they only rent to other Russians and open Russian businesses. Is it true?

yes
at least not until june.

Bact to cuckchodi with you nufag plebbit immigrants

you should check out /r IndiaSpeaks though, it's pretty based

agreed. Also r/chodi is great too I've heard.

based whats your routine bratha?

>be me
>2014
>go to Goa for the first time
>accidentally end up in Morjim, not realizing it's "the Russian beach"
>Indian guys running after me yelling in Russian, trying to get me to go to different bars and restaurants
>ignore them, they keep yelling in Russian
>eventually give in, say, "I don't speak Russian, man"
>one of them laughs, says, "Thank god, brother, they are the no good people"

yep get my daily meme diet from there

>june.
More NEET shit

Goa is run by the Russian mafia who traffic drugs and women.

>"Thank god, brother, they are the no good people"
Wtf India bros is this true? Russia protected you from US/British invasion.

Any russian grills there?

Go back and stay there.
>bratha
back to twitter/reddit with you

IIRC there were some cute ones, I'm more into brown grills tho

why are you mad?

He means the mafia people. They work with the local MLAs to make sure goa is drug rich and a degenerate friendly place.

Is sunny Leone really the only Indian porn actor you can think of? I wanna coom to women who look like me

kek

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he is a boomer who has hypertension

There's a lot of watchable-quality amateur porn online, you just have to sift through countless videos of "boy fucks fatty telugu aunty" to find it

LMAO

what do you look like?

Yeah I mean that's the problem. 90% of the amateur videos I find are ultra trash. Was wondering if you guys had any good ones

help me bros i can hear bats screaming in our area oh god oh fuck

Like I'm of Indian descent

>brown grills tho
You my man, are definitely white.

There is no good indian porn, there is only Sunny Leone.

twitter.com/NorbertElekes/status/1242554369461178368

What do you Indian bros think of the replies to this tweet?

When will Modi all dual citizenship?

>I wanna coom to women who look like me
post tits deer

Sunny Leone is 100% Indian. She's a Sikh Jatt.

India has absolute shit home grown porn. Most of the Indian videos are dark and the environment where they're shagging is unclean.

entire point of lockdown is we can't test 1 billion people. So might as well mitigate phase 3 and then test the COOFers.

I'm tired of her. I used to coom to Kamasutra with indira varma but I'm tired of that as well
I'm a dude. I literally said I wanna coom

>deer
*dear

why do these threads devolve into wh*Toids muhdicking or caste fights. /desi/ is so lame.

ok sweaty dont correct my english

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If you faggots haven't been here since 06-07 you need to fuck off

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agreed. /sag/ is better.

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WH*TOIDS MUH DICKERINOING!!!!

based

>noooo not white people finding our women attractive

>I'm a dude. I literally said I wanna coom
There are a ton of white babes. Why not coom to them? you'll even find said thots on insta.

I just judged your skin color, not your preferences.

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i'm not that guy, i'm a Santhal expat

hilarious how wh*Toids call us creepy, yet all they come here to talk about is girls. out of the 5000 years of indian culture it's "poo in loo" or "omg i want an indian gf" or "omg what caste r u"

these threads are dogshit. just stop making them.

>Santhal expat
Wholly based

No one asked for your opinions. Go to your british threads or shag your gf.

Variety is the spice of life my friend.

The indian pornos are just boner killing. Same goes for some murican pornos, wherein the girl just screams without having an orgasm or the guy pounds her like God knows what.

>share fascinating tales of my research in Naxalite-affected stretches of Chhattisgarh, Jharkhand and Odisha

>get ignored

enjoy talking about the same boring shit again and again every day then

/desi/ was only good when avari, bengalibro, asura, the NEET from pune, etc were posting back in 2013 and 2014

What does desis mean?
Could I join to you guys?

That's why I was asking if you guys had any good recs. Oh well

weren't you in india just a month ago naxalboo gora.
desi is sanksrit for "of the country". and sure if you aren't toxic like the rest of these faggots why not

>desis
Indians welcome here. You too as long as you aren't racist.

Yeah, I was there less than two weeks ago. Only went to Kolkata and a nearby beach, though

I don't know about your tastes, but I like when the woman actually orgasms or is visibly wet.

Got yourself tested for corona?

Sure

"Maine aaj tak bahut bardasht kiya hai, lekin ab aur nahin"- kadar khan in every movie

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Rekt

lmao dilwale punch de didyaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhh

you're right.

i wish we had swedes on these threads instead of indians
all they write are about cooming or how they are ubermensch;

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahman

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India's_three-stage_nuclear_power_programme

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_activities_in_India

CIA has activities in india?

ITT, post your porn habits. How long do you typically watch, which videos, what category interests you the most etc.

I cum under a minute

yep a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6a_tXVP7c

also an ex CIA admitted they killed homi jehangir baba to prevent indian nuclear progress