CLAP
FOR OUR
VIRUS
Tonight 8pm
Round of applause thanking Covid-19 giving neets a pay rise and forcing the gov to pay toilers to sit at home and do nothing edition
/brit/
Charles Green
Connor Martin
Crying out for a latina gf
Nolan Perry
based
Isaac Taylor
janny should get a bonus for toiling so hard with the extra strain due to the lockdown
James Robinson
clap for bobo
clap for the crash
clap for the dip
Charles Hall
Is there really going to be another round of clapping?
Austin Ramirez
told the fwb that if she doesn't stop smoking I'm gonna just sleep with someone else
Alexander Ross
Dominic Roberts
Funny how everyone in IT still has to work or their precious computers won't go anymore
Jackson Torres
Gavin Gonzalez
My friends I hope you will all joining me in raising a glass
To Corona
Ian Ortiz
only in your mum's bedroom
Jason Diaz
Getting scissors to cut open the packet of crisps to lick up the flavouring
Josiah Ortiz
*enters thread*
John Howard
Coronavirus is based and redpilled.
Julian Wood
Bought 3 bottles of wine but immediately poured out half of the 3rd one because I only want to limit myself to 2.5 bottles tonight and I know I'll drink all 3 otherwise.
I sometimes buy a bottle of gin and pour a quarter of it out so I dont drink it all
Anyone else do things like that?
Ian Mitchell
DROPPING LIKE FUCKING FLIES
Alexander Hall
Twenty years from now, will we remember what the daily clapping ceremony is for?
Sebastian Ross
Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood shall be tonights music
Austin Barnes
not only did they get angry they actually threatened to boycott yorkshire tea, kek
Hunter Gutierrez
Fucking mong, learn some self control.
Bentley Torres
what was a good day has turned into the usual
Colton Rogers
lol
Christopher Campbell
"Hell"
"Biblical"
"Overwhelming"
"9/11 is nothing compared to this"
"Every hospital is flat out"
Jackson Jenkins
cleaning my keyboard and keycaps lads
Zachary Martinez
visiting the local nonce lads
*sits perfectly still in own room*
Owen Butler
Feel like I'm doing the wine a disservice by having more than a bottle a day.
Cooper Phillips
is this confirmed?
Cameron Williams
Thomas Scott
Muslim friend said before that the virus is gods way of punishing all the bad people.
Would love to hear his thoughts now.
Isaiah Hughes
The fuck is that you gayboy
Lincoln Flores
Jace Miller
cant stop wanking to flat chested flat tummy corona-chan FUCK
James King
why would you do such a thing lmao
Hudson Reed
Discontinued the brand when they were sold to Chrysler lad. It’s a shame
Benjamin Cooper
Now this is a puzzle.
Eli Perez
well he still might not be wrong
Mason Bennett
sucking the poo out of a prawn to prove how cultured i am
Henry Evans
n
Austin Barnes
the clapping thing, is it daily? is it a daily calp
Andrew King
made a list of over 150 games i want to play
Grayson Russell
fucking HATE this show
dont reckon there's one funny cunt's ever been on it
why do we have a breed of such limp wristed comedians - stephen fry, russel howard etc
Jose Wood
>this is one of the most advanced medical systems in the world
stopped watching there
Adrian Reed
R NHS
N
H
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Xavier Lewis
*enters /brit/*
youtube.com
Sebastian Barnes
peng peng peng
Justin Perry
shall be shitting in my hands and then clapping tonight
Lincoln Cruz
Elijah Harris
based argos keeping non-essential staff in so junior can have his nintendo switch to keep quiet while mam does some DIY
Bentley Reyes
Kevin Reed
you lads told me that blacks can't be eloquent
Julian Evans
>DoMiNIc CuMMinGs?!
Colton Miller
Sebastian Brown
>Xchanging
Thomas Young
yeah okay its alright by me would happily see 18% of the population die if it wiped out a certain 4.5%
Joseph Hall
Levi Carter
/gif/ has ruined you (and me)
Cooper Ortiz
what's so eloquent about that tweet
Juan Flores
Are you the bent pink keyboard Aussie?
Post twinks
Brody White
hes such a gimp lmao
love him
Landon Bell
boris johnson 2 weeks ago
*shakes hands with all the patients inside the hospital hohoho look how based i am*
boris johnson today
*has corona virus*
boris johnson 2 weeks from now
*dead*
Joseph Turner
even if you were in that 18%?
Nicholas Williams
How long does it take to get breathing trouble once you have Corona? Not sure if I just have a cold or not
Blake Green
9 miles on todays daily walk
Lincoln Morales
probably because that guy is even worse than andy parsons
Xavier Hughes
Right time to hold cash?
Noah Wood
a good 2 hours
Matthew Sullivan
Dump it all into chainlink
Josiah Carter
what the fuck is clapping going to achieve
cunts are dying
no nurse gives a shit about some retard clapping
Nathaniel King
Shagging, Drinking and eating my way thourgh this corona epidemic as any man should.
Eli Ramirez
the read
Xavier Green
dont think id give a flying fuck about any of this if i was so yeah worth the risk in it
freedom from all of life's worries or annihilation of one of the worst of them
Isaiah Scott
Did the man catch the flu
Caleb James
Carson Morris
There’s never a good time to hold cash
Eli James
if you can't even spare a worthless platitude then you must really have it in for the guy
I understand not wanting him to be your prime minister, but wanting him dead?
what has he done to warrant that vitriol?
Jaxon Harris
ana de armas
Blake Cruz
Wtf happened to /gif/ every thread is eithers trannies or bbcs
Brandon Garcia
Xchange is based and I hope boris is serious about investing in it.
Cooper Hughes
cheers lad
Jonathan Hughes
Doesn't sound very essential that
Isaiah Ward