/brit/

What are we drinking tonight then lads.

whole world is laughing at the uk

dave

Beautiful.

How is janny coping with self-quarantine?

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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might cop some coke but afraid it'll weaken my immune system

Why do British people say the c-word so much?

jealously

turning saints into the sea

Hasn't NHS funding consistently increased each year? What are the lefties on about?

Grim looking specimen. No tits at all.

Hasn't NHS funding consistently increased each year? What are the lefties on about?

What do you call a male nurse?

In three short months, just like He did with the plagues of Egypt, God has taken away everything we worship. God said, "you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the stadiums. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers. You want to worship actors, I will shut down theaters. You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You don't want to go to church and worship Me, I will make it where you can't go to church"
"If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land."
Maybe we don't need a vaccine, Maybe we need to take this time of isolation from the distractions of the world and have a personal revival where we focus on the ONLY thing in the world that really matters. Jesus.

going down the pub

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me surrounded by /brit/

doesnt stop the fact that swine flu was a chinese virus too lol i like how you havent tackled any of my points and simply divert and misdirect in a vain and blatant attempt to accuse me of informal logical fallacies you read about on wikipedia

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

would you still shag it?

youtube.com/watch?v=z85JsxyICg8
Nice song this. Don't hear it too often either,

...

>cheers denying nhs staff a payrise

that's a dude you blind fuck

Probably not no

The fact is you were proven wrong.

swine flu was a mexican virus

Everybody’s out to get me
I’m parro off me head because everybody’s out to get me, me

Everybody’s out to get me
I’m parro off me head because everybody’s out to get me, me

Everybody’s out to get me
I’m parro off me head because everybody’s out to get me, me

Everybody’s out to get me
I’m parro off me head because everybody’s out to get me, me

ooh he's 'ard

I know.......

How about another joke user?

>No ones gonna fucking kill me
Fuck me hes a legend

120358993
agre with everything but
> maybe we don't need a vaccine

Think we've had enough of your jokes.

>asian bird flu and eurasian pig flu
yeah haha
no i wasnt and when you were all you did was pick up the goalposts and move them lmao

its scripted

Posting this again as I didn't net a single (you) last time

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>>asian bird flu and eurasian pig flu
>yeah haha
what

kek this is me

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Dawn of the 4th Day, 6 Weeks Remain

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youtube.com/watch?v=blKmwnc8KdY

Hate the way low quality paper drys up biro ink and makes it write really faintly.

>britclaps

vocaroo.com/5AJDt9aGedb

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just realized the yanks have an anti-vaccine guy as the president during a virus epidemic

I'll sing you a song, of terrible wrong, when all the flags flew at half mast

Na

Took me a while
Here you are lad whoever wanted it

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just realized you're a freak

ah yes the know it all aussie is here. ill make sure to learn from his never-ending knowledge and wisdom

pandemics were just a part of life until like a hundred years ago. mad how 50% of eurasia got wiped out on a semi regular basis

Yank clown

>i accept your absolute fucking defeat

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>no i wasnt
Except you were.
The 2009 swine flu pandemic didn't originate in China, you dumb knuckle dragging shitskin.

AIDS pandemic didn't originate in China either.

You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time! But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.

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What do you get when cross a world leader who shakes the hands of all the other world leaders he greets with a disease that has a basic reproduction rate of 6?

I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

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left is really cute

the fleg of all flegs...

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Yeah it did though

I

AM

SO

FUCKING

DEPRESSED

AND

JUST

WANT

LIFE

BACK

TO

NORMAL

FUCK

SAKE

lads honestly I am so fucking depressed life before corona was fucking brilliant, I was the chad work flirt, was doing great things in my life and had an awesome direction

Now I’m just depressed and playing xbox all day

Its shit

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea...source of all greatness, all things that be.

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You're trying too hard to save face now, Abo.
Be better.

AIDS isn't a pandemic

Quality not quantity. Simple As.

i dont usually filter people but if hes gunna start spamming i think its finally time to get rid of it

beer delivery arrived in time for friday video-chat beers oi oiiii

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Proxy off joe

where is that cable coming from?

he's clearly not doing that gesture though, his right elbow is bent

calm down dave

>provid eyou with evidence
>simply say 'no it sisnt lol'
>get the same response
>hahahaha NOT AN ARGUMENT
mad how you LITERALLY have no sense of self awareness
mental how you can survive honestly

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shut up dickhead didn't ask don't care be quiet

the chad baldness is having an island of hair in the middle

Trust the plan.

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Literally zero proof that Johnson has coronavirus
The bourgeoisie is saying he does to generate sympathy and ensure British proletarians are worried it could happen to them.
Imagine believing British government statistics.

'Tis but a bout of flu my boy

>AIDS isn't a pandemic

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What I dont get is how this actually happened? Was there just a small number of people that brought a fuck load of stuff?

Post a piccy of the beers lad, try one out and tell us what you think

reckon all people do during the lockdown is eat
lots of fatties being made

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business idea: virtual pub with webcams

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bbc.com/news/uk-52060791

*breathes in*

*cries*

you're angry because I tell the truth. downright immature.

Yeah until we run out of food in a couple of weeks.

>that hair
JUST

Yeah, and the guy in charge of it, our Vice President Mike Pence, once said that prayer was the best way to cure HIV.

Don’t worry tho
> President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence joined over 700 pastors on a conference call Friday to pray for strength and stamina amid the novel coronavirus outbreak. In a one-hour call organized by the Christian conservative activist group Family Research Council, Trump told pastors that the outbreak “came upon us so suddenly.”

> In a White House press briefing on Saturday, Pence formally urged Americans to continue giving money to churches during the outbreak.

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Grocery stores make orders based on how much people usually buy. If an entire community buys a bit more of everything than usual, the store will empty out.

The ‘ra would put you down like the rabid quisling dog you are

utter utter nonce

You're in full damage control mode because you tried to be clever and got slapped down.
The fact you didn't even know about the 2009 Swine flu and confused it with something else demonstrates how clueless you are, you dumb fatnosed wog.

All those times I said, "kill all Brits", I'd always whisper, except Boris.

>actually attending the online lectures and seminars
Who the fuck is doing this
I've just been NEETing it every day since I've been home

fucking hell
what's even worse is that trump's voter base (evangelicals) want to do everything to bring about the end of the world

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Might join the Communist Party of Britain

What’s tha craic in Iran

cats trying to eat my lunch

so why dont they just buy more

yer one of the good ones

cos you left spanish flags in on the right

why? you fell for his "let me ruffle my hair so they think I'm one of them" routine?

I love you more than... puppy dogs :pp

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do you talk with your mouth fully closed? didn't they teach you to open your mouth and articulate where you come from?

Lmfao

you're the immature one for even bringing it up
>heh...ackshually you can tell he's not doing the gesture properly
shocker: tim's not actually acting out a bloodborne gesture

I'm hoping the lockdown ends before we run out of food supplies.

SPLITTERS

yeah american evangelicals are literally a death cult

huh? Are you asking what the situation is like?
No I just thought he was funny.

>COPE
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>I WIN AHHAAHA
face it chinkmong you've been exposed, outed, done for proper
you blindly defend all things chinese with blatant disregard for the facts and it shows in every post
china gave the world this virus, and almost all major pandemics in the last 200 years, including swine flu, and also the plague

fucking hell republicans are finished

lidl didn't have any gouda rolls. wasted a visit. and I had to queue up in the fucking car park before being allowed in
came out with a poxy demi baguette (and bunch of IPAs I didn't need but wasn't leaving without at least getting something worthwhile)

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Leftyank and clogwog fuck off

I can tell that the Iranian has lighter skin than you.

how pathetic your politics are
not that ours are better

>181 more deaths overnight
lads why is it not stopping, we even clapped

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chinks on the ropes

Yeah how is it in Iran. You ever been to Bobby Sands street?

mad how i associate most of these with brit because Yas Forums is the only social media i use

so why put the bloodborne gesture on that image if he's not actually doing it?

might visit Iran when things get better

Akabussi
In
Deep
Shit

Vocaroo

>the last 3 major pandemics... came from china
Wrong

>swine flu wasnt a major pandemic
Wrong

>bet you werent even alive (in 2009) if you think swine or bird flu were major pandemics
Wrong

Terrible display from the Abi

Mexico said he can’t come outside today

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Stops at 15-20K

t. skin colour obsessed paki

Most businesses probably don't have enough trucks to make shipments that are twice as large. Could also be some kind of induced demand scenario too where if the store buys more goods, people just start buying even more.

Zhang

I hear everyone in your country has coronavirus

hope you die

it's because some wankers didn't clap
the bastids

Silence pakiboy

Take your meds chink

>Leftyank and clogwog fuck off

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oh and some spicy cashews/peanuts

trumps voter base isn’t “evangelicals” (misused leftoid term for non-cucked christians) “evangelicals” don’t really like him. it’s normal white americans from the suburbs and rural areas

>swine flu wasnt a major pandemic

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The goal gf

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The monkey's out of the bottle now! Pandora can't go back into the box, he only comes out.

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turn the volume up on your mic mikey i cant hear shit

Why’d you used to LARP as a republican and Irish nationalist then, it’s all in the archives. You’re listening to the fucking patriot game in the background there, turn it off and stop disrespecting the IRA. You’re a disgrace to the Irish nation, you’re a right old bastard child.

chink bastard

this is what you look like lol

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what does it feel like getting bummed?

China will emerge from this widely respected, as the barbarism and inhumanity of America's ruling class is exposed.

I'm not suggesting this, of course I would never dare suggest this, but now would be a good time to kill the royale and overthrow government. Of course I would never suggest this though.

>if you point out the factually incorrect shit a thick nignog is posting, you must be a chink
Deary me.

OH NO NOT THE HECKIN DEATH STATISTICS, IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN GUYS

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evangelicals love trump because he supports israel

it's amusing

Swine flu was not a major pandemic. There weren't even shutdowns like there are for coronavirus. Way to out yourself as a child you mong.

like doing a poo but in reverse

reckon I've got that shirt somewhere

semper fi

How many of those deaths are pre-existing cases? More importantly how may new cases?

Serious fucking tune

youtu.be/9gDnGxcB0TU

+5 has been added to your social credit score

is there any proof tom hanks disease is even real?
the world media, governments, intelligence agencies etc have clearly been working together as part of the same secret organisation to con everyone into giving them more power since at least kennedy
hence the exact same blatant lies coming from every angle at once
if you think epstein killed himself you're obviously an idiot
if you don't, then explain why nobody in any government or media is trying to expose the truth

"a doctor said the virus is real"
and?
you think the combined might of the world elite can't get a doctor to lie?
they could get a thousand doctors to lie, and they could fool a million more doctors with their lies
we can't know anything for sure until the whole rotten system is exposed

sucking a SARS-CoV-2

And this is you

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boris johnsons got corona

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Chink soiling his next jeans

I am an Irish Republican, gimpoid.

this is the opposite of the truth

State of these seething paki shitskins

If you're not a Marxist Leninist, you're either a Trotskyite anarchist child or a slave of the bourgeoisie.

only 5 hours late mate

no one here has had covid. no one here knows anyone whos had covid.
its fiction lads. complete fiction.

Ordered shrooms off le darkweb

Gunna get highhhh gonna get lifted

? trump consistently has a 70%+ approval rating among white evangelicals

Like when you're pushing a poo out but it doesn't fully go and you stop pushing and it shoots back up your bum hole.
I imagine it's like that but repeated numerous times and probably more forceful.

cope on slanteyed insect

My local supermarket has bouncers at the door. i asked him if i'm ok to wear trainers. he wasn't impressed.

you're amused that you put together an image that doesn't make sense? bit childish

you'll be soiling your nappy in the iCU when i put one clean on your jaw

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>Let me tell you about your country - reverse edition

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America's puppet state is piping up again.

Lmfao oh no no you're the fat simp who's in love with the ok boomer girl. State of you

I'm a Dengist

China caused this by being a bunch of disgusting insects that eat live rodents, then lying about it.

Curse the Sainsburys
The dentist too
And the builders
Forever true

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more like a dingus