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I am so fucking depressed

why is his chest burnt in the shape of a vest?
is that how sunburn works?

what a terrible mess this all turned out to be
I hope we bomb China to dust after this

I clapped for the nhs

First, they came for the toilet roll and I was not bothered.
Then, they came for the pasta. Again, I remained unmoved.
Now they are coming for the curry jars.

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he put suntan lotion on his arms and neck and forgot to do the rest when he took his vest off

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>grandad keeps on coughing in the next room

SUDDENLY IM NOT HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE,
THERES A SHADOW HANGING OVER ME,
OH YESTERDAY CAME SUDDENLY

my gf has a higher sex drive than me

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pics

god I wish that was me

So our new number of cases is 2,921 which is more than double that of 2 days ago

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No but she is 18 and hot and I'm 24

Want to bury my face in some (genetically female) ass cheeks so badly right now.

It's over for boris

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who gives a fuck, fuck off

pakis are a protected class nowadays but it wasn’t always true. up until the 90’s britain was a pretty racist place and shit for non-whites, especially pakis who were stereotyped as weak and passive

Maca root extract, and zinc. That'll sort you.

aah yes the so-called singular virus known as the common cold

At this rate, all of the UK will be dead in 90 years

woe is me
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bit aggressive mate

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most girls don't know the secret of the frenulum pressure point.

Tu aimes le français?

I already take zinc, magnesium and lecithin

actually have a big bag of maca but I stopped taking it since it tastes fucking foul

It wasn’t a misidentification, they were patsys, I told you that. If you want to hear about more actual discrimination towards Irish then you should look into collusion during the troubles, the British government provided arms, funds and intelligence to loyalist death squads so they could butcher Irish civilians. Not only that, but many RUC men doubled as UVF or UDA men. The forces of the state were simultaneously members of illegal paramilitaries that killed Irish civilians in very brutal ways.

A fine example of collusion:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shankill_Butchers

Now tell me again about the poor old Pakistanis getting a wittle whack to the head?

Based and gaypilled

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why do leftymong scrotes always look like this? bet this kid got a D on his maths GCSE but vigorously debates 1920s russian history with other greasy incel teenagers on /r/socialism

glad i didn't have social media when i was an odious little fuckhead

poorona

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>the common cold is a coronavirus
can these fucking just a flu mongs fucking piss off it's obviously isn't a common cold when thousands of people are dying every day

*wish that were me
Wishes describes hypothetical situations. Hypothetical situations require the subjunctive mood

you on the right lad?

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>You should be ashamed of yourself if you're northern and vote conservative

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what are you talking about? he looks entirely normal, you are seeing things

>warzone is a 100 gb download and takes 175 gb of space once installed
absolutely outrageous

imagine having constantly bloody hands like that, it'd be sick. everyone would think you're a badass

classism is alive and well

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doctor misdiagnosed me with chickenpox once
fucking incompetent

mate...

back in my day it was called battlezone and you could drive space tanks

Why is his sunburn backwards? Shouldn’t it be where he wasn’t wearing the shirt?

no it doesn't

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tell that to lady macbeth

urmmm errrr

this is only the beginning

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Got mummy to buy soy lecithin granules from the supermarket for me years back. Do you think she knew the purpose?

What? I'm not the fucking spastic claiming the common cold is the fucking coronavirus am I?

The common cold is literally worse than the coronavirus.

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>countless coronaviruses
>there are literally 7 known coronaviruses in humans
>10% of common colds are from 4 of these coronaviruses
>only one of which uses ACE2 receptors
>therefore you likely have SARS-CoV-2 antibodies in your system
state of this fucking pseud cant even count to 7 lol

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I figure she would have seen the differents first hand aha

is the queen alright

AHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

tune makes me want to embark on a journey after waking up in my off-grid cabin without any internet or central heating

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the government may have been anti-irish but the people weren’t. find me some examples of irish pubs being set on fire or bombed or something, or irish people being assaulted if you want to prove there was widespread anti-irish sentiment, english people don’t really give a fuck about northern ireland or any of that stuff

and that's a good thing

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>175 GB available hard drive space

Might go down and shag another romanian tomorrow

macbeth was boring as fuck along with every other shakespeare play besides hamlet