/brit/

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maybe im the only one who can post would be mental

poo willy bum

Well

*echoes*
poooooo willly bummm pooooo willllly bummm

this is it lads, the last ever /brit/
soak it in

I've seen so many ads from the UK Gov on my phone I must be indoctrinated by now

mikey mate how's it going

Maybe your last but not mine. I've got big plans for the legacy of this thread.

*coughs*
We're all in here you daft bastards x

do tell mate

what am i supposed to find that thread. looks like a priscillanonce thread

quarantine

NI has some pretty grim government ads
youtube.com/watch?v=fK_xCcjsPWw

>grim

That was some intense shit

The dream is a black gf with some secret illegitimate children on the side to satiate my desire to have normal white kids.

jesus christ

youtube.com/watch?v=dNIECBAiFeg
more kneecapping kino for you lad

Does that stuff still happen often?

wouldn't make ads if it didn't would they, do you see horse and buggy safety campaigns
think a little

not often but not a negligible number either

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*kneecaps you*

Mad how the carona virus functions like aids
Its almost as if someone made it that way
Hmmmmmm

expect /brit/ to crowdfund me a VERY nice wheelchair after this transgression

wtf i love paramilitary now

Where's me FECKIN' potatoes ye dorty devil ye

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had a saw throat for like 4 days now
not runny nose or anything
suspect but i doubt it

just remembered the clappening
fucking hell

a saw throat, is it

it's 9:27 now how lazy are you bastards

mhm, yes, how time flies! well, looks like it's time to work at home again today.
*goes back to eating doritoes and watching twitch streams*

Morning lads

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That sort of shit doesn’t happen as much here as nigger gang shootings in England

imagine if smeone sends their coronavirus test back bia the post and during transit the test tube breaks and the whole post office get corona and spread it via the mail aha

everyones in here

>there's a slim chance kung flu has killed amer
I take back everything I say against the chinks.

morning

haha this was me (student) 2 years ago

reporting

Was browsing /r/ArchitecturalRevival on the 'dit yesterday, and lots of the top-rated posts were Yanks gushing over how beautiful quaint little villages in England are

British custard tarts pale in comparison to these babies

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Was browsing /r/ArchitecturalRevival on the 'dit yesterday, and lots of the top-rated posts were Yanks gushing over how beautiful quaint little villages in England are

>replying to a 2 hour+ old post
fuck off

my mum's been looking after covid patients for 4 days now, the fear is real and the numbers are fake lad

haha x

any good books on the history of white people

still there
on new antibiotics that are ruining my stomach

new vid out from thuleanperspective

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watching norts tonight? (assuming its on)

Get in there Ngubu my son

The struggle for mastery: Europe 1848 to 1918

good lad bruce taking care of brit threads

any good books on white culture? oh wait white culture doesnt exist they just steal from other cultures and call it their own

For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
dont think it is rip

beware of the 'rona lad
antibiotics will ruin your immune system

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white people really be like "are you watching graham norton tonight?" lmaooooooo

i miss the sesh lads. can't wait to be mad out da head w da bois again.

only good thing the portuguese can do. these are godlike ngl

the masterminds behind all of this

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was practising my dabs and flosses in the mirror today
really rubbish at them

ironic that niggers say this then pretend to be egyptians or samurais in their next breath

youtube.com/watch?v=JzPoseoCMds

if supermarkets are 'prioritising' old and vulnerable people (or someone shopping on their behalf) between 9 and 11am does that mean no-one else is allowed in?

OH MY DAYS IS THAT HER? She looks STUNNING

loooool

wouldn't guess they were british

so fucking weird seeing takeaways promoted in every news outlet
never would have predicted it

Just tried to take out the dog for a walk, but Derbyshire Police set a drone on me and repeatedly played a loud automated message that my reason for leaving the house was not essential and had not been sanctioned

Shan't be watching this schizo indoctrination vid.

overrated

portuguese seafood is the best in the world

Construction worker?

where is egypt? africa

founder was chinese
cant deny taht it all adds up

I'm an excellent dabber, have been since 2016, cba flossing

Every job I’ve applied for and had an interview for has now cancelled the recruitment process.

Annihilate my arse

Death to America
Glory to Allah

Simple as.

you can take the dog for a walk though, my dogs been getting more walks in a day then he used to get in a week now

THATS a HE and HIS name is AMER you fucking BASTARD!

No it means that they want to virtue signal on social media but otherwise run their operations in exactly the same way

they look spanish desu

covid has barely effected me 2bh. still toiling during the week and have been antisocial af the last few yrs anyway so its not like I'm particularly 'missing' anything in any great way

a few more months free from the hardships of toil
you should be counting your blessings

business idea: drone culling with air rifle

north africa has never been black

id say more french than spanish actually

nothing like some C8H10N4O2 directly down the 'ol 'ullet to instigate the 'ol 'oo innit

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leftist memes can never be funny because they come from the view of power, of the mainstream, the status quo, and thus can never be subversive

hows the progress with the protogf

and 190 said...
nothing you idiots 190's dead, he's locked in my basement

very annoying tbqh
degraded myself doing a video interview for nothing

the one on the left looks spanish as fuck, the others a bit more french i guess

hahha remember the gatwick drones

ill need you to explain that one, besides their salt cod.

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whats happening goofs?

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RIP

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the truffle pasta lads
pretty good no signs of leaving yet

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no u
*thunderous applause and/or whooping*

actually the one on the right looks french as fuck i guess

You're all gonna be cow manure in a few days, so long ugly fucks, the virus is taking you down one by one, you're gonna go to sleep one of these days and never wake up or wake up dead hahaha

HER name is MONICA

SHE is a WOMAN

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU FUCKING RETARD

shagged her behind autism awareness last march

@@@120346601
cringe, you're trying too hard to fit in. just stop.

i agree completely

Spain is in europe but the spanish don't claim to be descended from julius caesar

>one droney boi
cringed

>people in italy/spain/france need to fill out a permission form to go outside that they print from home

what if they don't have a printer at home? and how many people even do have printers at home these days? thought that was something that went out with the single-unit 'family' desktop PC well over 10 yrs ago?

The clapping was a nice sign of solidarity and a morale boost, no one thinks it’s saving the world, stop being so cynical.

all stocked up lads haha xx

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>wake up dead

why do you keep saying this it doesn't make sense

'avin some BRITTANNIA Bourbon biscuits with the 'ol 'offee, me x

best fish and seafood meals i ever had were in a coastal town in portugal

'avin some BRITTANNIA Bourbon biscuits with the 'ol 'offee, me x

twitter.com/WakeupWWeechy/status/1243482145559060480

BASED

KINDER BUENO IS THE BEST CHOCOLATE EVER

Posted my absolute brainwave food idea in the commonwealth thread but didn't get a (you)

you're allowed to handwrite it here

the things on the left are nice ngl

Shitposting is a nice sign of solidarity and a morale boost, no one thinks it’s saving the world, stop being so cynical.

bad post
good post

Not according to Derbyshire Police you can't. God forbid you drive 10 miles to take the pupper for a nice walk in a secluded rural area rather than your local estate

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52055201

uhm hello? based department?

dads work sent everyone new printers and paper

anyone digested the new dua album yet? it's got some cracking reviews

>twitter.com/WakeupWWeechy/status/1243482145559060480
like some 'performance art' thing

i like those too

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how is it even legal and validated then? what do you even write, and on what (A4 sheet?piece of cardboard torn off a cereal box?)?

Everyone I know that has been to Northern/Ireland said it was shite appart from the guy that lived in Belfast for a year.

how is it even legal and validated then? what do you even write, and on what (A4 sheet?piece of cardboard torn off a cereal box?)?

it's all a big social experiment this

Same desu, bit of a ball-ache. We get fuck all in the way of free government gibs and no hope of making any dollar in the next few months cos no one is hiring

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le dualitatem in se innit

Writing a book

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why is his @ Clarke Micah

its unironically great

You're meant to listen to it mate not eat it (haha)

might go myanmar to help out the kachin independence army

init makes me want a line of ket

mental how pornstars can swear in their workplace environment

how is it even legal and validated then? what do you even write, and on what (A4 sheet?piece of cardboard torn off a cereal box?)?

still call it burma me
what am i like loool

woah

still call it burma me
what am i like loool

Lads, some bint I spoke to online for a few days a bit ago is threatening to release nudes of me. I basically called her bluff and told her to get fucked (I'm not that fussed). She said she'd send them to my rugby team but they've obviously all seen me naked anyway
It's more just a fucking pain in the arse

and doss about in their underpants

I remember living in London back in '96, amazing times.

*walks straight through the front door*

ngl i initially typed out burma but typed out myanmar so you lads wouldnt go off on me haha x

they got girlfriends

so can I and I'm an officelad

>That was 2 years ago

are pete is posting simpsons videos on twitter lol

200+ deaths today

200+ deaths today

>Lyme disease is transmitted to humans by the bites of infected ticks of the genus Ixodes.[6] In the United States, ticks of concern are usually of the Ixodes scapularis type, and must be attached for at least 36 hours before the bacteria can spread.
how can you not notice a tick in you for 36 hours

aye, remember that. dem clappenings were more thunderous then innit

Why would she do that

not just pornstars
that Joe Pesci has a right gob on him

genuinely MENTAL
we've had like, 15 overall so far? Scary projections...

Blackmail is illegal but being a grass is a oneway ticket to hell.
Become her pay piggie and send her more blackmail material haha

>miscroscopic truffle dust
get a job

no deaths today

>miscroscopic truffle dust
get a job

why is it so hard to find bandmates? everyone either wants to play country or the top 40

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there's on average 80 people in this thread
not a single one of them knows anybody who knows anybody who's infected
doesn't add up

youtube.com/watch?v=gplA6pq9cOs

anyone using the isolation time to advance their pro gaming career?

They are small and sometimes they dont itch that much

nah we had a couple

Fucking women mate, I dunno

>Could UK coronavirus deaths be lower than feared? If Britain follows China's trajectory, only 5,700 not 20,000 are expected to die and the peak will be a week on Sunday, experts say
ah yes so literally about 25% the total number of deaths from seasonal flu and we have shut the entire country down for 6 months. It's not "literally just the flu bro" it's even weaker than that

yeah been advancing my ironman on the scape

I know one person who knows someone who died. I know four people who know someone infected.

let's play hangman lads

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so grim

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you sort of have to certify on your honor that you're out for a specific purpose
- work commute (needs an additional form certified by your company)
- get food
- health issues
- see your family because you don't have a choice (health issues, keep the kids, etc...)
- jog, walk the dog (once a day, 1h max a day, within 1km from your place)

on the form there is your name, your age and your address. you also need your ID if they stop you

you have records of her attempting to blackmail you
you can use the threat of releasing those to blackmail her
I call it the old switcheroo

i know someone who’s infected, he’s a doctor

Think it'd be a bit worse than flu if you hadn't shut down the country

No?

ave you ever thought that it was the shut down wot stopped it

E

a

I was ready for this to be the end
if not of humanity, then at the very least me
it's so fucking cruel to dangle that over me then snatch it away

just sent an absolute monster of a turd swimming into the north sea

really regret selling my playstation now
so bored

that's pepper mate
the pasta itself is made with truffle

but not someone directly, they are probably making it up to appear important and well connected

>*on average 80 posters
so according to the 10% rule there's 800 people in the thread

wrong, still 13