/brit/

I'm so fucking HORNY I need to FUCCKKK

yep that definitely affects my life

someone yelled at me in an email and ive been thinking about it all night. how do i stop caring?

love america where killing someone after they give you a rude glance is within my rights

have no expectations about that right email etiquette or wrong email etiquette
have no expectations or right or wrong
just flow with whatever happens

Hello infp

how much does this other person mean to you

...

They're a Nigerian prince

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irrelevant and ill never work underneath them again. they are a manager of a different team that i work with maybe once a year

Done fuck all today. Like, I've done stuff, just nowhere near as much as I would have in the office

youtube.com/watch?v=M0quXl_od3g
MASSIVE
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my email got hacked (and amazon) somehow months ago and i only just realised yesterday
feel very exposed

wonder what they thought about your pocket pussy order

orange man good

Exactly what the hidden enemy would tweet. Hide in public.

weirdest thing you ever ordered?
ball gag ;)

they sell them on amazon?

jew

12 bottles of bleach

utter freak

why do chinks and gooks like torturing animals to death and eating them?

yeah got a fleshlight from there. was a nice wank but the cleanup was annoying and cba to go lube up and fuck a toy

anyone else think human communication is extremely difficult and exhausting

It's pissing down

fucking creep

cant remember
nothing too weird

Hahahahahah

i lclick yt videos im not interested in if they have a hot woman in the thumbnail. why is my male brained programmed this way?

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

Turin Turambar was the best chapter in the Silmarillion

>tfw so brainwashed by my shareholders and managers that I feel good about myself and get an endorphin rush when I put in a good days work

why is this a thing?

it's the fucking jews

no it's not

working is good in the abstract, you’re supposed to have something to do all day but when you come at it holistically and realize you’ve spent your life making the rich richer it dampens that a bit

might smoke a lil weed :p

correct its pissing up
youtube.com/watch?v=tLZH-9o-kLQ

my work culture is just do as little as possible

youtube.com/watch?v=P0SzPcoMUXw
it's the end times

:3

no please don't
cannabis destroys your brain

>have an exam tomorrow while at home
>fucking professor is going to videocall me on whatsapp while I do it so I don't cheat

Cringe

lol
just copy and pasted all the questions on mine into google and got 52/60

black people are _____

sex. have it.

kangz

>exam tomorrow
>professor is coming over so i dont cheat.

fucking hell

are no different to anyone else

When will the lockdown end
Sick of it

the ex told her therapist about me

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been like a week mate

Boris said 12 minimum

me on the left

12? Fucking hell I thought it was 3 weeks

no he said 3 weeks minimum

it's literally been 3 days
was announced on monday night

boris is a bloody bhenchod

>tfw 500 word essay due on Wednesday and haven't even started

fucked it haven't i

please mate, stay in the water

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Probably next year

eating these

It's obviously gonna be way, way longer than 3 weeks

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is coronavirus a big deal?

american girls best in the world

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No

had these pengking things earlier
only buy them cus theyre 50p cheaper than normal flavoured pringles

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Prawn cocktail flavour crisps are for kids

he's just havin a nosy about

What flavour are for adults?

I got the cheese and onion ones half price at tesco £1

in fact they're al half price except the ones you posted and I will never pay more than £1 for a tube of pringles

normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

WE GOT TOO COCKY PRAWN BROS

on the thai sweet chili sensations myself

trolling is a art

everybody looks at porn on the internet

ready salted/salt and vinegar/cheese and onion

the holy trinity

I thought sensations were diet crisps for fat women

£2.49 for the normal pringles in nisa local
odious pricing

whered they watch it then?

yes i had it and just got out of the hospital

best not be any london gimps on there

Or what

all from aberystwyth and the surrounding area

prawn cocktail?
more like peng corrrrrrr ta

Gloucester man me

All Scots should be in jail

thought wrong

Dont eat crisps

brown bastid

>yanks call walkers "lays"

fucking freaks, and what fucking flavor is "classic" meant to be? Potato?

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whys it yellow thats the colour of cheese

Fat bastid

might get on the train to aberswyth one day

Do asians taste like cheese

dont bother if its been raining the lines through the valleys will be submerged

No. Sushi