/brit/

tell us more about fucking prostitutes good catholic lad

Can't mention vietnam without yanks seething and coping

just realised 2019 was literally a year ago. mad

remember when we all stood at our doors and clapped?

Tattoos aren't just bad because they're for poofs Mikey, they're actually prohibited by the Bible.

was warcraft 3 reforged genuinely shit or was it just Yas Forumsirginoids sperging out about things that don't matter

What do you want to know

BASED

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*brings out pocket dictionary*
sneed...sneed??

>SHE is a WOMAN you FUCKING FREAK

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shut the fuck up amer

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585114117071.webm

BoJo speeks fluent Greek. That's more than most world leaders can claim.

owned
youtube.com/watch?v=I6FT1niNGh4

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>oldham
ye old shithole mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=qKXUu1QuG_A

try "formerly chuck's"

oh be quiet

sucking a niggy

kys freak
you should be in jail

currently sneed's

No they’re not. Many biblical figures probably had some

It's a bit unimpressive if you're a Greek politician

has communism EVER worked?

He can't speak Welsh so he's gay

Was actually bad, they weren't overreacting for once.

*puts on reading glasses*

Cope

me in the middle

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sucking a sneed

not like he'd know
retard

a thing people often miss about those endless stories in the daily mail about fundraising for people to go to the states for experimental medical treatments is that most American insurers wouldn't cover the cost either

amber heard immunity haha

so is our president

YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

HER name is MONICA and I'm NOT her you FUCKING RETARD

the real redpill is that it's not supposed to work
it's a way of keeping the civilians as slaves to the state

And German

Well, being a bit unimpressive has been a staple of being a Greek politician since the fall of the Byzantine empire.

He said I'm gonna buy this place and burn it down
I'm gonna put it six feet underground
He said I'm gonna buy this place and watch it fall
Stand here beside me baby, in the crumbling walls
Oh, I'm gonna buy this place and start a fire
Stand here until I fill all your heart's desires
Because I'm gonna buy this place and see it burn
Do back the things it did to you in return

yeah whatever amer

sucking a NIGGER

has capitalism EVER worked?

brother went to the shop for a single chocolate bar

yeah

unbelievable

For those who missed it -
This paki seller on ebay is price gouging hand sanitizers by selling them for £30 (plus postage). I checked and the rrp for this brand and size of sanitizer is £6
I reported him to ebay, you should too
It literally only takes 10 seconds
He can shove his sanitizers up his arse

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Soviet Union went from being a backwater feudalist shithole with constant famine to defeating fascism, and directly competing with the USA in 2 and a half decades

In America people have fundraisers for American healthcare too.

nigging a sucker

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584596433049.webm

imagine giving a fuck about the vietnam war

god that was not funny in the slightest
cant believe people watch season after season of this shit

Fuck imperialist Vietnam

youtube.com/watch?v=GnOSm9_JqOQ

communism has not existed
socialism has and does

oh dear trump's on again

suckling a fucking dried penne

communist detected
*nee narr wee woo*

touching my william

grass

>backwater feudalist shithole with constant famine
i.e the soviet union

>to defeating fascism
thanks Britain and America

hit the showers team

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All government is about that

Seething nonprepper

HER name is MONICA, SAY IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD

>Soviet Union went from being a backwater feudalist shithole with constant famine to defeating fascism, and directly competing with the USA in 2 and a half decades

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NEED a Fox news anchor to shit down my throat

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WOOF. WOOF.

giving the romney a seeing to

how did the greatest military superpower lose to a bunch of ill equipped peasants again

if dubs we all find gfs and happiness this summer.

cope

yea, you occasionally get brainlets arguing that the NHS should cover some ridiculously niche therapy without an evidence base if the americans are doing it, without recognising that Kaiser Permanante sure as hell wouldn't be funding it

Based

poos are pretty based when they don't come over here

retard

so close
yet so far
story of my life

Produced a lot of kino

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amer mate, you arent a girl you're hairy smelly ugly cunt

all ready for quarantine lads haha xx

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trying to copy us again

why would capitalism enable people to become filthy rich if they wanted to keep them poor and desperate?

why

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BASED

see

toilberg informed me that I'll be going on the newunemployment program where government pays 70% of my wages for the foreseeable future. Not taxed on that so it's going to be nearly my full wages to NEET at home. Fucking sweet man.

OFF
BY
ONE

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>It Ain't Me starts playing

she looks like she gives her toddlers freeway cola in a beaker

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when was the soviet union ever directly competing with the US besides seeing who could send some metal into space first?

Nah just a paki hater mate
Though I don't agree with this practise in general
He's selling 4 an hour, that's over a hundred quid profit every hour going to this paki, only we can stop him
>How do you know he's paki?
You'll know when you see his ebay username

>2020
>still threatening to trace peoples ip

do girls really...?

could get through the lot of this in a month

the russians barely used any of it lol apart from basic vehicles

was let down by that aussie who got quads with one of these posts
shant be trusting again

He's right though

how the fuck do you send a factory to another country

In America it's easier for poor people to go to someone who heals them with the bible in a tent. They should just get that.

Homemade brownies with vanilla whipped cream lads. A big fat lad’s helping too.

Hope you’re all having a good night. x

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doing a beer (x9) lads

Oligarchy isn't any different

Anyone else find the whole clapping thing a bit weird?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Russian_innovation

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lol

I was obsessed with it. Very interesting conflict and so culturally iconic.

be quiet

didn't north vietnam overthrow khmer rouge and save countless cambodians from pol pot's death squads

holy fucking coperino

The max is 410 a week and only applies if you are still working part time or something

Oh do shut up.
This is what capitalism is.
When suits do it all year long for decades you don't bat an eye.
When mikey does it people start chimping out on him.

Silly southern slag

their military stats are fraudulent because most of the victories were against primitive africans
France is the real greatest military superpower

>57.8% of the kerosene used by the USSR (a very oil rich nation)
>half a million trucks
I know lendlease was a lot but severely doubt some of the statistics on that

muchas coperas

he doesnt speak fluent greek, he can recite one scripture and he literally pronounces 80% of it wrong

its literally cringe listening to it as anyone who speaks greek

Vietnam war.
Korean war.

There is not a single western communist who isn't:
>Gay
>Trans
>Mentally ill
>Jewish
>a drug addict

Let's take the /brit/ communists as an example.
Lisicki and the Kiwi are drug addicts. The tankiemong is mentally ill. Aisha is mentally ill. Sara is mentally ill and Jewish. The commie Yank is a tranny.

Fucking waste of time that you fat bastard. Read some books that will improve you when the quarantine comes to an end

if those numbers were real, there'd be an actual source, not a twitter handle

so not economically then

pretty good business idea there
based paki

Shut the fuck up your fucked mouth you always lying gay yank bitch who very soon is going to die of cancer your faggot balls you mfucker.

sovietboos have lost it at this point

Howling

Lads I think I've completely lost the plot. I was gonna text a girl I used to know but ended up running through the conversation in my head, playing both sides and that contented me, so I didnt text her. That's not normal, is it?

W A K E Y
A
K
E
Y

lad i beg you send me some
looks delicious and im so hungry

me also, mentally ill and gay

bugman shit

yeah it's perfectly normal don't worry about it

The Virgin struggle to swallow a single pill vs. the Chad swallow 10 pills at once.

Is American football played with goalposts on wheels?

just do it lol
what's the worst that can happen

based

cuh
ringe

this but with suppositories

>besides seeing who could send some metal into space first?
oh come on now you have to give credit where credit is due

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I'm jewish mate

Come out come ye black and tans I'm gonna elect a gay pakistani man!

The very fact you are asking means you know it isn't.

Capitalism replaced the feudal structure of society. Before, kings and nobility would have power given to them by God. This allowed for people with wealth to have power. Capitalism is for those economic elite, they have no desire to enrich you and social mobility in any western country is still low. They parade around millionaires who got that way through luck to try and pretend the system is legitimate while the wealthy are born into it.

yeah but im only on like 500 a week and they said they may get me in for temp work if needed but most likely I'll be at home. It's a small company and the owners are cowboys so I'd say the moment they heard this they put half of us on it

mentally i am not well

Looks good but that portion would clog my pipes for a week.

Ari lads

My sister’s best mate’s brother works for the ministry of defence and he was saying all of the armed forces are being called up. They’re worried about all the supermarket shortages and old and vulnerable people going hungry. What he said they’re doing is they’re going to get food out to people. They’re going to build this massive lasagna. They’ve got these huge sheets of pasta and mince and like a million gallons of ragu and bechamel sauce and they’re going to assemble it on site at Wembley Stadium. They’ll turn on the pitch heating and then they’ll put the roof on to turn it into a giant oven. When it’s cooked they’ll cut it up into family sized pieces and use drones to distribute it to everyone.

Tankie denialist retards

historians.org/about-aha-and-membership/aha-history-and-archives/gi-roundtable-series/pamphlets/em-13-how-shall-lend-lease-accounts-be-settled-(1945)/how-much-of-what-goods-have-we-sent-to-which-allies

did you take your one government mandated exercise today?

Delia was a gambler
Gambled all around
She was a gambling girl she laid her money down
She's all i've got is gone

think a 3rd grader could type out a more coherent insult than that

ditto, imperialists

One of the most based things about the space race is that the soviets cucked the yanks into making their own multi-billion dollar state-run industry just to compete

looks nice!

wasn't funny the first 12 times

the kiwitard was going on about capitalism vs socialism, I'm not moving the goalposts
>sent hunks of metal into space vs actually did something

Yes. Felt very American. That sort of thing isn't really what British identity and culture is. We just crack on with things, get it done. No need for a song a dance.
I blame social media. And all these pathetic insecure turds who copy the Yanks because they can't think of anything original.

That's the thing, I'm not concerned in any way about her response. I just played the whole convo out on the shitter and by the time I got back to my phone had lost all interest in texting her

was a bit naughty
did a pull up AND a chin up x

oi they sent a dog into space too haha

So you're payment would be the same as the typical payment anyway

70% of 500 is 350, I'm going to try to get it tomorrow, telling bossman I'm not going to work for a while

>Capitalism is for those economic elite
Wrong.
it's
>Communism is for those economic elite

Ever notice lads how when you watch yank media they try and put it in a way where basically first man on the moon etc is the be all and end all. State of yanklet cope

>the only communists are teenage Twitter personalities

gonna send the rozzers round to fine you £1000

All I said was that you can't mention vietnam without yanks seething and coping

Get 280 a month dole. Still miserable. Wonder why im here

the only based communists are eastern European because they know how they treated degens back in the day
prefer it to crapitalism ngl

Those with Corona virus should be treated like Jews in 1940s Germany.

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going manic, can't be normal anymore

try being more impulsive

yea well history is written by the winners and all that

All the other hand sanitizer price gougers on ebay have been shut down but this paki hasn't
Really makes you think

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wish this was a bollockbusting story

Website says
>We have also sent to the Soviets about 350 locomotives
Picture says:
>almost 2000

Really makes me tihnk

Make that in about 2 days lmao

Find me a western communist who isn't mentally ill, a drug addict, a sexual deviant or an ethnic minority and I'll find you Atlantis

>alcohol free
what's even the point then?

what rule has he broken by doing this??

How do I report?

it's too bad your memory is this poor that you can't even remember something you posted 10 minutes ago

ebay.co.uk/itm/Hypaclean-Alcohol-free-Gel-hand-Sanitiser-500ml-sanitizer-antibacterial-hypacle/164109076463
FUCK THIS CUNT

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I don't get it. Is she a transexual?

>rockets into space
Used to this day
>satellites
Used to this day
>people in orbit
Used to this day
>space stations
Used to this day

>people going to the moon
Impressive but pointless.

>mentally ill, a drug addict, a sexual deviant
all me
not gay though

pol pot was a puppet of the usa/britain

All government has an elite class who steps on the lower people and leech of their labor. It capitalism we have billionaires, under communism they had the party. It's the same.

as in they should be sent to comfy butlins camps

alri lads just going into space on a big rocket see you later

Only billionaires are allowed to price gouge

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>Every single white boy's innermost desire

BASED

why is this commie freaking out about somebody having the freedom to charge what they want for their own possessions?

voca.ro/cKVhM5JaLqR

Probably muslim buyers
Ah-ha! Maybe that's why ebay is allowing him to continue?

We're all in this together, except him

>mentally ill, a drug addict, a sexual deviant or an ethnic minority
Sounds like every American president ever.

SHE is a FUCKING WOMAN AND YOU WILL RESPECT HER YOU FUCKING DUMB RETARD

twitter.com/MLB/status/1243153225575829505
twitter.com/MLB/status/1243153225575829505

did the mick do the vocaroo

In communism you have billionaires too. Look at china.

Communism or more accurately socialism is not a movement of a downtrodden masses but of the economic elite.

Don't wear your glasses tomorrow imperialist

*tests you for the wuhan flu*

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Might have found a way to get alcohol delivered.

Not tonight though, will scope out the co-op at the correct time on the morrow and take things from there.

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Love a happy ending

no we're not
if we were all in this together when why has every single supermarket shelf been stripped bare when most of it will probably just be wasted anyway?