Oh no no no

oh no no no

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WOW HOW CHINA DO IT. WOW. CHINA BEST.

Americans on suicide watch

JESUS GOD NOO eurfeht89f

AMERICAN VIRUS

How high can we expect this to get? Im betting it passes 200k

China is def lying but it's still fun to watch

it's gonna pass 200k before the end of next week lol

No! USA can't just suicide! They have to suffer and die slowly from the beer virus!

2 weeks are needed to see the effects of the lockdown. Even if the US went full lockdown mode like Italy (not even China) right now (something they are not likely to do), the rate would keep increasing before leveling. I would dare to say they might reach 500k, maybe even a million.

There is nothing funny Changs

Trump's opening borders and allowing planes and work by April 15th. By then there should be 2M cases.

Getting shot in the chest causes blood to build up as fluid in the lungs. They're probably counting gun shot wounds as pneumonia cases

usa virus
two very big words

N1H1 infected 50 million americans, this will fuck them hard

USA #1

I only see Bruce and Luigi there, Pierre

how can countries like Italy that have been completely shut down for over a week now still be reporting thousands of new cases a day

dubs and all americans die

I think you meant these digits.

ahem
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Because there's a lag. It takes days for the symptoms to develop. You don't see results until weeks afterward. Italy started quarantine 2 weeks ago and NOW they're seeing results.

it can take 2-4 weeks to manifest symptoms, and since it spreads so easily any little thing that slips through a lockdown can keep spreading it

Yeah Chinks do that.

I'll get those dubs 4u

Imagine believing Chinas numbers lmao

The AMERICAN virus

Dubs and Americans nuke Chinkland to glass and free Tibet

I dont think anyone believes Chinas numbers including the Chinese.

Dubs and China nukes America to glass and wipes out the survivors with an actual bio engineered racially targeting virus after they find out that Covid19 was an american bioweapon

americans will die

Why surprised? Best prepared for an epidemic -> best epidemy

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Dubs and Land of Eternal Anglo goes the way of Atlantis

Kek

Racially targeted is bad because that will wipe out innocent people in Europe.

NNNOOOOOOO GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL!

RULLLEEE BRITANNIA!!!!

Post the chart with balls where it says USA has the best healthcare on Earth.

dubs and all americans go to heaven

YANK VIRUS

How is the USA best prepared? The moment someone gets infected over there he might as well commit suicide because those hospital bills will haunt him for the rest of his life

it takes an america to do something right and all the way

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Enjoy your new seaside property in Warwick

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Hey man the graph with the pretty colours says it is so it must be right.

Thailand and France did well

it says best prepared to treat the virus not best prepared to not go into crippling debt :^)

I am afraid to think what would happen if Soviet Union used real bioweapon on them with high mortality rate

but they're running out of hospital beds in NY and nurses are wearing trash bags as uniform

The cost of transparency and size. You'll understand someday when your social credit score is high enough to access the "internet."

>forbes
lmao

Yep, I can't say this map is total fake but I have a feeling that someone is overestimating himself a bit.

Goodbye America

they just said fuck it and stopped reporting new cases

pathetic

>did
imagine thinking its over

ok let a pro do it

see my numbers
rip murica

Can Putin just invade Lithuania or something.

I'm so fucking tired of this being on the news. I want something fun to happen.

No one can destroy the USA with simple digits. Not like you could ever get them anyway.

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REST IN PEACE AMERILARDS

seething and failing as usual, rest of the world.

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DIE YOU PIGS

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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Sorry dude, but this is fun

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THIS IS THE ONE

F FOR FATTIES

>99
have to admit it

OH NO NO AMERIFATS WE GOT TOO COCKY

fuck usa
check em

>US
>UK
nigga what