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I curse you!

16cm and thick.

Discuss.

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Sometimes I measure my dicks and it's 14cm, but then another day its fucking 17cm, I wonder If it somehow reacts to porn I'm seeing?

Also I am an incel.

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Miu :DDDDD

Posztoljad ezt vagy nem igazi

8 million people voted for such retards.

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>Dicks

>8 million people
Wrong, my friend. 8 million Poles. Know the difference.

Shut up serf.

Blessing this thread.

Also sip= Monster you dum dum argie >:3

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How concerned are you about what's awaiting us soon?

Not concerned at all. Maybe I should be at least slightly, but I'm simply not, can't really help it.

Looks fun.

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really concerned, one of my festivals already cancelled

I hope everyone loses their job because mine is 100% secure and I will be the king of the fucking world and everyone will be forced to suck my dick soon
Yes I work in telecommunications as systems engineer and yes you have your internet because of me

fuck you then the internet is shit lately

Cat is old and busted,BAT is there the fun is

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good you should do something productive you lazy bum

>made an Instagram to follow some people I know IRL in order to finally ascent to normiedom
>follow a cute girl from uni who's generally nice to me and I talk to her sometimes, nothing really intimate or romantic though of course
>she has a male friend whom she constantly cuddles with during classes and I've seen them holding hands and stuff like that
>always thought that he's her bf
>anyways she accepts my request (her profile is private)
>turns out that she's dating some entirely different guy and they've been together since 2017
Seriously, is it normal to cuddle and hold hands with your male friends while you're in a relationship? Women are pure evil.

Post your insta Sloni

There is nothing productive to do

Lol no. Also I haven't posted any pics yet anyway.

"normal" in relationship doesnt work, if the bf is okay with that why do you care? i slap ass of my mates girl on the regular

What are the odds that he actually knows? He seems like some clueless pleb.

why would you even bother your mind with that

Dont play hard to get and post it :)

Idk, I feel bad for him. He's definitely getting cucked.

No ur a monster dum dum >:3

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God I wish I were dead.

God I wish I were Polski.

Wish I were rich.

You're a jew, thats redundant

God I wish the virus went away and everything went back to normal.

Of course it's the fucking jew

let him know from anonymous account if you really believe that

It's normal to want to be rich. Even if you don't have anything worthwhile to spend that money on being financially secure is still quite nice.

I knew you would mention that. Don't you ever get tired of automatically spouting banal cliches as a mean of dialogue?

youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc

I want to cry whenever I remember how much money I have to waste on rent.

Absolutely not, I will insult jews at every possible occasion

I don't just want it for the sake of it, it would just make my life so much simpler and easier.

Yeah I kinda thought of that song too.

Calm down moshe, we all throw stereotypes at each other

>i slap ass of my mates girl on the regular
What the fuck, why do slovaks have such cucky customs
If any one of my friends did that or vice versa someone would be looking for their teeth on the pavement

polski is a male adjective, the female adjective is polska

I want to cry everytime i remember how much money i have

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T.Hanks desu

Fuck the mods, desu. Bunch of powertripping faggots.

Buy me doom eternal :3

But we don't use adjectives to refer to people of various nationalities
Male Pole is Polak, female Pole is Polka

It's normal here, the day before wedding your friends fuck your GF also

Uh? Only if it cost u$s 0.70 that its what I possess
So its "I wish I were Polska" or "I wish I were Polka"?

How do you live currently? With parents?
t. lives with parents and works via home office

Just live in a car bro

Fugg, second quote meant for Yeah with mum, my shitty salary doesn't allow me anything else

Need my numbers to go up :(

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I don't have a car. I don't have a licence. Hopefully someday landlords will have to pay.

"I wish I was a Polka" unless you wish to literally be an entire country

I pay 100€ to my mum

Then build a house yourself.

Gonna try Tramadol, I'm afraid of opiates but I wanna try Lean one day

I have no money.

You can build a shack.

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Go into a flatshare.

wtf I love venezuela now

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