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retard

florence nightingale just came n told me off for not clapping

These mortality rates have been scrutinized time and time again but idiots like yourself still seem to push them

>haha everyone clapped lads. im SOOOOO cringingggg... its going to be like the yank clap meme!!!!! ITS HAPPENING LADSSSSS :^))))

kill yourself you child

America is overtaking China in total cases

this

because you lot have had 60,000 cases in the past 2 days there hasn't been time for them to die yet, you are going to get hit worse than china i reckon

no please explain to me why unemployment claims would not rise when businesses and workers are told to stop

fucking retard faggot

Yep.

The real cringe are the edgy children here like 'NOOOO NOT THE FRICKEN GOOD HEALTH CARERINO NOOOOOOO LETS NOT BE NICE WE ALL HAVE TO BE MEAN IN REAL LIFE LIKE ON MY ANIME FORUM NOOOO NOT CLAPPING'

*Blocks your Corona*

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don't understand why we can't just continue as we were and let whoever dies just die. thats how it normally works. no one is responsible for deaths by a virus . it's just natural

haha you actually clapped didnt you?

source or those numbers

hat

whats this i hear about clapping?

Do you understand what epicentre mean, you dumb cunt?

clapped but also went pub last week and bought too much food

anyone else

We have 196 coronaviruses

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nothing mate go back to bed

So many dead yanks and there are only gonna be more

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everyone in Britain clapped for the NHS

Kek, absolutely butthurt

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It’s about flattening the curve so the NHS can cope.

Corona is unironically the beginning of the end for America as the global hegemon. When the alleged hyperpower deals with a pandemic worse than fucking India does, how can we take them seriously again?

never fails to amaze me how america (and by default, americans) refuses to accept responsibility for failure. they literally do the strangest mental gymnastics just to 'no u' everyone else lmao
>b-but look how many people are dying everywhere else
>at least we arent as bad as europe
>well we still are just behind italy
C O P E

>kill yourself
edgy paki

lmao you wish

is it too late to clap?

London should be renamed Seacolegrad

Manchester should be renamed Nightingaleopolis

>he still hasn't read this

Oh dear, oh dear, save yourself some heartache and do it now, 'kin' 'ell.

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>doctor I don't feel too well, i keep coughing up blood
>sorry mate, that's natural, c'est la vie haha x

total US/UK deaths divided by total US/UK confirmed cases
then multiplied by 100

People have just started to die. Deaths in the 10's and we're already being overwhelmed. We are fucked. America will be like Africa after all this is done.

nah m8 trump has this covered

Can hear Police sirens, they must be rounding up the non-clappers

Okay well feel free to call them that

t. clapped till the cows came home

Yes, do you?

It 100% is.

>US is handling this terribly
>meanwhile the U.K. is handling this reasonably well

How will America ever cope?

Also, I mean like Africa socioeconomically, not in a racist way.

idgi did millions apply for unemployment on the exact same day how does that even work. people are losing their jobs here as well but it's over the course of weeks or a few days at least

What's this clapping shite all about de lads

why would you actually believe china's numbers? genuine question, I'm wondering what goes through the minds of people like you

Clapped your mum's cheeks, lad.

that would kill over 500,000 in a few months and overload intensive care by 3000% so weird flex lad

>Daddy, what did YOU do for the NHS during the Coronavirus pandemic?

Hmmmm well..... /brit/?

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The UK's actions have been abysmal but compared to America I guess you're right.

nhs should just treat who they can and let others die. thats what would normally happen

it's not anyone's fault if people die of a virus without treatment. it's still the virus that kill them not the lack of treatment.

clapping > pay rise

you'll come out of it socialist I reckon

yanks have now passed the italians lads

shut the fuck up chink cunt

I heard radiation kills the virus, is this true?

*claps*

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accidentally told a girl i hadn't cared about her for months and she got really angry and sad and i had to spend hours comforting her and reassuring her and everything and then i ghosted her while she text me every month or two lol

Got a tight chest de lads

This event will dominate the zeitgeist and the noosphere

they're fucked

So how many of you lads actually clapped?

Question Time is strangely cordial without an audience isnt it

spending a night in the claptank for not fulfilling my duty

source: dude trust me my friend works at the WHO

same leeeeeed

some won't get access to treatment so what just accept it

imagine not understanding how increased testing leads to, among other things
an increase in confirmed cases
a decrease in mortality rate
an increase in negative cases

imagine being on 4channel and being as retarded as a redditor

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They have been indoctrinated from a young age that they're living in the greatest nation on this gosh darn earth. If they admit they're fucking this up compared to smaller, poorer nations it undermines their whole identity.

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America is too big to fall

might head down there and scream 'the bankers the bonuses' at the building and hope they hear me

Where the Chebs at?

Got my first win on Warzone earlier with 8 kills

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keep on clapping for are nhs mongo lol

You clapped for them, right?

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interesting read, but not surprising or unexpected if you're not a complete moron.

need to give the romney a rest

we don't want our country to look like a crimean war field hospital do we

This was basically just even more coronavirus hysteria.

First they cleared the shelves, then the fucking clapping started. It's like a national form of coping and virtue signaling.

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I seriously doubt it with how indoctrinated people are against socialism or even the idea of workers rights. I'm betting on a whole new type of corporate fascism with extraterritorial corporate holdings ala shadowrun.

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love to imagine my sister girlwanking to blackedraw all the way through this

Much better.
I hate the clapping mongs that interrupt every sentence.

stayed at home and made your brother

same. online lass sulked because i told her she was only a potential friend and not a real one yet . my autistic powers of clarification strike again

this is the tiktok poster

America practically can't fail. Dollar is the reserve currency so they print it forever and never experience a devaluation or hyperinflation.
It's practically invincible as a country.

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We’re at least on the road to recovery as planned with no upsets. That’s what I meant. America meanwhile seems like it’s going to be fucking annihilated by this.

my legs really hurt with all the walking I've been doing
still fit as a fiddle though, bullshit.

can you buy NHS nurse outfits anywhere? would like to shag the gf while shes wearing one

I voted tory and didn't clap

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radiation kills almost everything

NHS is like a religion at this point

Had a tummy fetish when I was a teenager. Wish I could get as excited about them as I used to.

pretty sure the one in the back gave me a happy ending in soho once

500k out of 65m isn't even noticeable

we've had mass graved before just do it again

Business idea: Clap for bankers once the markets recover

if I type 'brr' enough times then Bitcoin will become the biggest currency in the world!

mine was angry because i told her i stopped caring about her after we stopped dating lol dont know why she kept trying to talk to me after that honestly. seems pointless to text people who arent part of your life anymore.

>only test people who get hospitalised
>supposed mortality rate goes up
Woah

this will be me talking to grandkids about coronavirus

youtu.be/ehumz0ugOoA?t=12

Gon clap a nigga

towers too big to fall

>It's practically invincible as a country.

ah yes what could possibly go wrong with a bunch of nutjobs who are armed to the teeth

For me it’s: ghosting a girl I met whilst travelling for a month only her to message ‘I’ve been thinking about you :)’

Errrr hate to say it but the NHS can't go on forever

I unironically live next to the place that manufactures the tunics that the NHS buys
would prefer something from ann summers tho

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UK mortality rate: 5%
US mortality rate: 1.5%

why are bongs so old and unhealthy

based and bluepilled

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It looms

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i prefer to worship the NHS than the vets

head like a fucking orange

would love to rub fannies with her

What? The army would squash them

reckon you'd look good wearing that?

Literally haven't been to a hospital or doctors in 15 years

USA will balkanise by 2050

Contagion on itv 2 in 15 minutes if anyone hasnt seen it

that's what it's really all about
this holier than thou shit

Up the NHS

I was cooking my dinner around 8 o clock and then I heard everyone clapping and thought people were watching me try and cook a banging dish but alas it was for NHS workers

Source?

>turning guns on your own people
that's literally the reason you're posting under a different flag, retard

Just downloaded it m8

Ummm doesn't look like that was at 8pm.......

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The Federal government refuses to do anything because Trump is a sociopath and has filled his administration with sociopaths. There are some things being done by local governments and they are thankfully getting more restrictive. Shelter in place orders for many areas. Unfortunately we're still hyper capitalist and many people are still downplaying the virus so the spread is not going to slow by much and this will hit us like a fleet of trucks.

The one thing that can kill America is if they lose their freedom. That's why Snowden is a patriot.

Once California secedes Texas will soon follow and that's pretty much it over

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bitch you know it.

>watching a movie with adverts in 2020

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driving to the paki shop to get beers lads
hope i don't get fined

In the deepest ocean
The bottom of the sea
Your eyes
They turn me
Why should I stay here?
Why should I stay?

Tou think they havent before? Naive child

based

instagram.com/brookelynnbuchanan/?hl=en

he will never be king

Just found out civil wars are a fabrication

twitter.com/DerbysPolice/status/1243168931503882241

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youtu.be/HhN_GekoFek

mboko, you need to learn that you aren't welcome here, you retard

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can’t fucking believe that actually happened
I’m still laughing

they need to give footballer's wages to the nurses during this pandemic

Mad that Prince William will be king in 10 years and probably rule for 40 years

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Bring back National Service, but instead of teaching hate and violence in the army, 5 year conscription to the NHS.

Would happily house a boy that likes to wear dresses in these trying times

clap them on the back of the skull
wrong
They absolutely would kill Americans. They've done it before and would do it again just as your army has done and would do to you. It's just not possible to have that kind of insurgent war against yourself. You would not have the economy or the production to support it even if you really wanted to. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

just knocked my brother clean out and broke my hand in the process

any mboko man in