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yeh this countries finished

clapping just caused a coal avalanche at a village in wales

i dunno why group virtue signals piss me off
maybe it's because I'm a pragmatist

SHAME
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AHAHAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING MUG DOING JAZZ HANDS INSTEAD ABSOLUTELY HOWLING

only means you're still sane

*changes facebook picture to NHS logo*
*sends thoughts, prayers and positive vibes*
am i helping yet?!!

imagine voting tory and then clapping outside to "support the nhs" ahah x

>every night in Spain
Cringe

you steal the picture from our thread we post balconies, it's that simple anglo scum

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you're the one with the wild theory, the burden of proof is on you to provide evidence for your theory, not on me to disprove it.

Why are you cynical fuckers like this? It was a nice gesture. You don't ALWAYS have be be a bunch of insufferable, contrarian pricks.

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* GRACIAS GRACIAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *PLAYS LOUD MUSIC* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you hear? they got claps
can't put a price on that

THIS kills the angloid

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this whole crisis has made me realise that italy and spain are both cringey reddit countries

every summer...

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A lifetime of involuntary celibacy will do this

This kills the American

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>It was a nice gesture.
Haha was it fuck! NHS staff are getting paid to do a job they chose to do. Nothing more, nothing less.

ooh you're 'ard

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it's an empty gesture, might as well send atheist prayers

pretend I clapped then
what fucking difference does it make

kek

The NHS has been shite for years. Some cold comes along and you suddenly sing their praises. Jesus Christ, give me strength.

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>all these no claps

Proof that half of /brit/ lives in posh neighborhoods. You probably don't even know a single person that works for the NHS. Thank god working class Brits got the Blitz spirit and support the soldiers fighting in this war. You are actually just LARPing rootless cosmopolitans.

>I GOTTA THROW MYSELF FROM THIS BALCOON, OH I THINK I'M GONA BALCOON, I`M BALCOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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In America, we don’t believe in class.
Be like America.

Know 3.
A cold its not on the level of bombs dropping

Nurses actually do my head in, literally all of them I have met have had such an inflated sense of self-worth and how important they are. Notice how only their posts go viral as opposed to doctors of paramedics on social media because they are the only ones seeking the attention for doing their job.

don't fall juan, it gets you down haha

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What the fuck does a Nurse even do?

And a bunch of gloves, sterile medical clothes and guns.

you know they're begging for volunteers right now

no, it's easier to clap from your fucking front door
coz you don't give a shit, but it's important that you appear as though you do.

Nurses play significant roles in hospitals, clinics and private practices. They make up the biggest health care occupation in the United States. Nursing job duties include communicating between patients and doctors, caring for patients, administering medicine and supervising nurses' aides.

basically they just laugh at your dick. that is it

it's calling nursing you absolute spanner
it's a verb

So they are a doctors bitch then?

Just Aktion T4 the 'rona. I bet thats what they did in China.

yes

they do obs and bring you food
triage nurses just direct you to somebody who knows what the fuck they're doing

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*clap*

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>They say North Korea doesn't have the virus
makes you think.

nor does israel
go figure

I thought they were shooting the infected people

Straight into the bollocks

hello?

truly a dark moment in our history

My name is Johnny Knoxville and today we'll be eating a bat soup
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You know they claim bat soup has nothing to do with it and it just 'somehow' got into humans?

how are these people with no symptoms getting diagnosed?
hypochondriacs who haven't been told to fuck off home and stop wasting time or something?

>clap for footballers

everyone is fine

>clap for nhs

rorke loses his mind

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CCP propaganda, it's either pangolin or bats, those fuckers eat anything that moves

send me a text on Telegram when brit has evolved into a post clap phase

>already called the police twice this morning on people walking outside my flat that didn't look like they were going grocery shopping or exercising
WE'RE ALL NEETS NOW BUCKOS

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chebs

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