/brit/

why would she do that

Kind of kills the doomsday lockdown feeling when it's such a beautiful day

nice arse

would love you to jizz on her toes and let me lick it off

>SMOKING CAUSES MOUTH AND LUNG CANCER

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>cigs and shitty soft drink
trashy

>polo shirt made of that sort of soft cotton
shut up you stupid fucking jew

Jannys gone mad

listening to bastille doom days

Anyone still doing office toil in an actual office with other people at this stage?

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nothing wrong with a can of cider n a few cheeky snouts in the sun lad

If you thought 2010s austerity was bad wait until you see how much spending the government is going to have slash in the 2020s

The missus is getting $1200 from Trump

old news

should be saying smoking causes poor health that leads you into the death category of coronavirus

get off the fags lad, we can quit together

Is she American citizen?

was gonna drive to fucking manly but its fucking raining

dumb crossposter

my mind kinda feels like the olden times were black and white and the 50s-80s were all washed out because i grew up on 90s tv
mad to think cavemen saw in the same vibrant colours as my modern tv innit

Stay away from my women

>coys has a long distance yank gf
of course he does

an entire family in my state died of coronavirus, blood line wiped out.

shit is NOT ok and we shouldn't pretend otherwise.

fag

eating a bag of walnuts

Biologically hair follicles aren’t sexually dimorphic. There are some issues with scalp hair growth rates and obviously chromosomal-linked illnesses which only affect men (male pattern baldness) or have different gender prevalence but, at a basic level hair is hair. Refusing to cut it because you identify one way or the other or both or neither or as an attack helicopter is just bigoted. Women’s and men’s hair styles are just culturally determined not biologically determined. So a barber saying he won’t cut a trans-male’s hair is just being a bigot. Sure they talk about insurance etc but that’s because THEY don’t have the balls to just simply admit their bigoted and/or ignorant.

How do I respond lads, this guy is a fat ugly cunt but the girls are all lapping up his virtue signalling bullshit and I have no argument

stickydatepuddin'

"she goes to a different school you wouldnt know her"

I am, yeah
ridiculous

quit smoking 4 years ago when i got to aus and i still fucking hate it
want a cig

New Jersesy?

ive tried lad sadly im too much of a slug to kick in the habit

oh noo not the shit generinos

How fucking new are you mate?

then ignore it you freak

la sangre de la atrocidad

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shut the fuck up

only recently took you off my filter list if im being honest

How the fuck do you even get here in a conversation?

#ChineseVirus19

go checkout that hashtag if you want to see thousands of mad indians taking the piss out of china

havent met any die hard lefty mongs at uni
reckon thats all made up

dont think the urge ever goes away. My dad quit 20 years ago and then went to a wedding where everyone got these little cigarette packets and he had to throw them in the bin because he said he kept thinking about them

Bored to the point where I'm contemplating talking to a girl I haven't talked to in 6 months just to pass the time

Go to london you will see them.

Oh right well I've been married to a yank for a few years

smart crossposter

COY is the biggest larper on the site. Guys never even left his county

t. private joe ramirez stationed in okinawa

FOLC

>go to london
im good ta

>dilate tranny

grim as

>Dad potentially going to incubate covid patients onto ventilators
>Just stuck his life insurance plan and will on fridge
T'is grim lads, bit scared now

i met a few
where do you go to uni?

boss is trying to make me do volunteering

>censoring the word niggers
fucking lol absolute state of redditors we've allowed on this website

Friend is non binary and brought subject up about barbers not cutting trannys hair, I tried to play it smart saying maybe they arent insured to cut different hair and men and wonen have different hair and then fatso responded with that

After 20 yeras?
What an absolute madlad.

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FOLC

none of your bidness

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN FILTER LISTERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how much you gettin when he croaks it

thinking of games we could play during the lockdown lads, my best idea so far is a /brit/ marathon where we all set a trip and see who can stay awake (and posting) for the longest time

Had unironic daily debates between virtually every class with leftymongs. Fuckers couldn't let sleeping dogs lie. Got to the point me and rorkette would slip away and go for a shag between classes instead of listening to them

smoking is just nice, its social, its fun, its cool, its a great way to meet people and break the ice, it allows you time to think without getting bored (especially in this adhd riddled dopamine goblin world) and its definitely worth it for the money
only downside is the health aspects but fuck if its not pretty much worth it

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>friend is non-binary
lol fuck off zoomutt

don't care

filtered

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We hardly ever need the WHO, yet when called upon, they completely fucked everything up.

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sounds utterly disgusting
guessing you did some grim course like politics or history

Any of you lads into genealogy?

racist piece of shit

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Enjoy having lung cancer in 10 years bruce.

She is a hot chick she only does it for attention

Unironic cope right here

I wonder how actual mutts who never use 4gag feel about the whole 56% meme
do they actually get on the verge of tears?

I was until yesterday. Went to the doctors Took a 2 week cert and now just seeing how things pan out. Because at the moment the company is not prepared for this. You can't just have 60 people all sharing office space for 9 hours a day.

Alri then lads, rate me?

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seething

oh dear oh dear

even if we were it's not British culture so leave it out

Or all the call centre toilers working from home now or what?

read the context
i quit 5 years ago in june

health benefits dont really bother me cos even if you smoke a pack a day you still have over an 80% chance to live into your 70s

feel like people put too much emphasis on that shite, unless you're required to be in peak physical condition theres literally no reason to not smoke

any of you lads into anal stretching?

if you do cardio work regularly ciggies fuck ur shit up

I used to love smoking but quite for no other reason that it made me physically feel like crap

the addiction aspect is overstated, aint that bad, i can now get piss drunk and be fine without a smoke

>seething

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Just in the 6 digits I think

user...

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Computer Science. Mongs would argue with me about fucking everything. Sectarianism, racism, sexism, abortion. Fucking EVERYTHING. Literally any time me or rorkette were talking and said something like "should've seen the size of this chink on the train" they'd start kicking up stink