/brit/

/brit/? More like /shit/ edition

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choonage

mmm booze

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creasing @ that webm
NEED to see this film now

ITS A NEW DAY
BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD

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did you seriously wait until next thread to make this absolute stinker of a post
should be ashamed of yourself

chinlet

if he tests negative is that still assault?

ending ruined it

yeah more human contact thats what we need lol

Parched was Charlie Adam all this time ffs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NON ESSENTIAL TRAVELRINOOOOOOOO

tbf why should people even be allowed off their own property for non-essential stuff
waste of public resources

Hate working from home. Horny and lonely. I wish I had a cute Asian girl like Vina Sky.

fuck up junkie

*pulls up in my volkswagen up! blasting this on max volume youtube.com/watch?v=egYYbfzo1bE*
problem officer?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NON ESSENTIAL TRAVELRINOOOOOOOO

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do they really

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"Yes, bye"

>Research from Imperial College London shows that epidemiologists and doctors believe even the most radical social-distancing measures can only provide temporary respite.
No fucking shit docs. Now fuck off with the lockdowns.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN XXXXXXERINOOOOOOO is the shittest gimmick I've seen in years

>where you goin?
>shop
>what for?
>bog roll
>on your way
that was hard

Dad did the full 22 years in the army and never once asked for a discount. neither did mum.

genuinely wish I never ever opened that jpg

wow.

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shut the fuck up racist incel

any beta cuck high test chad man in?

need this to come near me so I can get the police to tell toilberg to let me work from home

Yanks are entitled cunts, particularly their military.

Go to the shop every lunch to get snacks
Fuck the police

>lmao capitalism bad : the movie

wow, so deep.

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uganda be kidding me

Loooooool

haha porn maymay

uganda be kidding me

UBKM

imagine she sat like that on your willy

>yes well you see ladies i am actually 190cm tall.

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Who is she?

haha do you reckon she has sex very often?

when will it end

not happy about the wuhan chinese bat virus

Ive already run out of porn, all the studios have closed so no new stuff is coming out, might have to delve into the really weird stuff

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China fucks everything up

Nooooo you can't call it that!!!

i present the finest construction to grace britain
some could say it is sexually arousing

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love it when you call me senorita

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Chaps, arse in tights?

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the asmrfu

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>Some 14 year old twink skinny faggot kid is shagging her with his 4" penis just because he goes to her school and she knows no better

The wife and her buddy Tyrone think its best I self isolate

A corpse now :^)

they really did a number on these people

need a good album to listen to whilst toiling

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PORNOGRAPHIC STUDIORINOOOOOOOOOOS

please tell me this shopped, please

disgusting feet, shan't be co-signing this post

jobsworth cunts

>Oh my god I fucking love the royal family

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huey lewis & the news - fore!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MDMA PILLAREENOOOOOOOOOOS

the mess in her bedroom? nah dont think so

mental that we'd have this glorious weather all the time if people didn't fly and drive about so much

yeha britain was a desert before the industrial revolution, mental

I dont get it

Nonce
Nonce
Evil nonce

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>Oh my dog I fucking hate the royal family

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Good morning, I hate women

Learn to fish then

you've been at this dire gimmick for days now

have ejaculated to this image quite a lot and i have come to the realisation someone in my family is highly likely to die from it and ruin my wank sessions forever

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Bet 190 is into having his bollocks crushed during a come down

nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang nonce gang

reddit is so good this time of year lmao

the latest victim of THE WALL™

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this image is far less hot

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you are a fucking weirdo mate. can you go to another board to talk about this weird shit?

>NOOOOOOOO NOT THE TEENAGE SLAGERINOS

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Hello china bot

>you are a fucking weirdo mate. can you go to another board to talk about this weird shit?

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where abouts?, still grey and shitty here in scotland

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Please stop posting about/replying to 190
Just filter it like a normal sane individual

yank humour is so shite

Would put money on you being fat, post your hands

no it isnt
be quiet

Toiru-sama affords me no rest.

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no
not
the
mentalcaseerinos

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don't understand why DWP can't expedite all universal credit claims. government's already pledging 350billion plus everything else that's needed for hospitals and PPE . what harm can a few more benes claims do

Cough persists. Still have a stuffy nose. Developed a sneeze. No headache or fever. Right side of chest is a bit warm.

haha hamster wheel go brrrr

Have you guys heard of this coronavirus?

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But wouldn't china want the West to experience a recession? If China didnt want that they would cease lock down and let it slay boomers

How come the Japanese have by far the best tits in porn? Perfect shape, perfect size, perfect nipples, almost always

TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCS

slowpoke is slow!

why yes

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In Solihull, a woman of Chinese origin was allegedly called "a dirty Chink" and told "Take your fucking coronavirus back home!". A woman of Indian origin who tried to intervene was beaten up and later hospitalised.[169]

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nice projection tubby

nonce bastid

me? developed a snooze reading your post

the 'noo not the ---erinos' gimmick is nearing its expiration date

*looks at months worth of /brit/*
yeah.. it's the yank humo(u)r that's lacking.. yeah

imagine if aliens showed up now
it'd be like "yeah can you come back later we're busy having a pandemic right now"