/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=V6AYHLwDDUs
Corr

Cringe paedo edition but nice digits

meerning theen dee leeds

Black cock just ain't for me

I wanna cum on that support class chick who makes all the gadgets
also the pink girl

Got work at the warehouse now

Big container to be unloaded

Its gonna be hell on earth

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post normally

your countrymen disagree

gf just sent me this

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New found appreciation for group video bum wanks since lockdown lads

why is it /brit/ culture to post the thread the second it hits 310 replies? Why can't we just wait for a while?

How do I get a chick to let me cum on her tits lads?

supposed to be working from home RIGHT THIS SECOND but my email with login details hasn't arrived

email from super CEOberg saying the emails might take until 3rd April to come through

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did the man unload the container

posted from my seetee

absolute madhouse the comments on that video

The morning viewing

youtube.com/watch?v=8gKE2OeE34U

so we have as many threads up at 1 time as possible so everyone else has to deal with our autistic bullshit

Love naked men

what a bum wank?

Going to create an exact mould of your nose inverted in your face

>we
>our
who the fuck are you
don't @ me

Dont think a singe one of my posts have been factual, accurate or in good faith. We REALLY are living in a post truth world.

I cant stop farting

The most virile nigger buck that I swiped on last night... his name... it sounds so... familiar... Mboko

Big veiny dildo in bum

just ask her init

Coffee or as its commonly known Dr Shekelburgs special slave brew

can't give a blanket answer, it depends on a number of factors

Im the guy who invented these threads faggot
I am the king of Yas Forums

absolutely love posting questions with semi-obvious answers using broken english and upset frog pictures, always goes down well

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i hate anime

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i wonder who else is livin' it up in GloChestErShire

literally just ask or talk dirty to her like, "yeah slut I'm gonna blow this hot load all over your tits"

FOY

What was he trying to prove

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coffee is good

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>he doesnt know what a bum wank is

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stop with your weasel words post truth spook

i love it

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With these digits?

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excpect shite posts like this from yanks but not you bruce
sort it out

2+2=4

why would you need fake energy unless your toiling for someone else

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gym

but i use energy drinks though because its a better meme and cheaper

how do i warn this guy at work

>crackhead energy xDD

Just made the gf cum 5 times using my willy then I spaffed inside her then we fell asleep for 10 minutes in each others arms

What do you need to warn him of?

"oi cunt. watcha"

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I dont work I’m not a sucker. I like coffee because it taste good especially with weed.

muscleberg toil is working for fembergs, still a spook

You do this nowadays, you die from Corona. Back in my day we rubbed our lips all the time, would even rub eachothers lips too.

i hate you

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why

cool cunt, didnt ask

imminent danger

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HER name is MONICA you FUCKING FREAK

>implying I give a fuck about w*men

lmao
i do it so when normalfags see me they get so depressed knowing they can never be me/be with me that they kill themselves

oh

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same i do a big pot of cold brew overnight and drink it strait cold all day ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM
scared it will stain my teeth tho

kek this is me

>"Yes, user, you still have to complete your scheduled work from home, even though all your clients have cheerily shut up shop for the next four weeks - they still want it completed before the deadline though :^)"
Fuck's sake, should've just stayed in a fucking supermarket and stocked shelves, at least I'd have a better chance of dying from coronafever

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how danger is it from red to green?

havent had mcdonalds in 3 weeks, dont know how much longer I can take this, already went through all my burger buns and 5lbs of ground beef

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banning

haha imagine being in a supermarket stocking shelves

btw what do you do now and how do you escape the min wage life?

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what's going on with youse?
aside from isolation blues

I want a spicy chicken sandwich from popeyes so bad

she wants a man who has given up

moment of silence for that yank who hasnt eaten mcdonalds in

get this

three weeks

dont do that

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I'm still at toil

soaking my moldy nebulizer in this AS WE SPEAK

ive had it every day this week lol

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fuck warning him, get out of there and save yourself cunt

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KFC tomorrow for me

might accost some iceland staff is that alright with you de lad?

Anyone got a link to the Reddit thread about 32 tenants refusing to pay rent? Need a good laugh

finally a woman I can satisfy

dont think ive had it in about 3 years to be desu

youtube.com/watch?v=y6AF1x-_x10
wish my gf had a cute voice like this

Accountant, lmao, thought I'd escape the minwage shitjob life, but at this rate I'm expecting that horse-faced cunt to extend the lockdown for another two months
>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' BOOMERINOS

huhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhu
beta' watch it

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goin' campin'

These artists that probably are doing pretty good gig wise and with festivals, streaming these sort of numbers, how sustainable is that as a career?

should i buy a nintendo switch for lockdown gaming

i am tired, i am weary
i could sleep for a thousand years

goin' to a 5 man meet, social distancing btfo'

>accountant
How fucking boring

get your test checked out pal

>Even if we do drop back to a lower alert level, it was possible New Zealand might have to re-enter a lockdown state in the future, Bloomfield said.

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Joe Biden just said all women should be arrested and he has bowed legs

Nintendo Switches are for exclusive distribution by BVLLS

The humble eggplant
So-called because it looks like an egg

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finaly a candidiate for me :^)

reckon Ill wait till lunch and uber eats myself 70$ worth of McDs

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Looks like a nigger cock, can I suck it?

they actually do look like eggs when they're on the vine

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its called an eggplant because its secretly transgender

Whats your name?

fuck you're cool cunt

no one gives a shit

Skylar....

If any of my neighbours open their window and start clapping for workers like they're doing in Spain and Italy I'm going to go cough on their door handle.

WHAT THE FUCK /BRIT/

FUCK IS WRONG WITH POLAND !!!

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based

Bloody hell, they’re actually going to do it. So much cringe.

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any good posts in?

the humble aubergine
so-called because it looks like the aubergine emoji

might quit my job after this is all done so I don't have to deal with the massive workload fallout of all this shite

I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a ghastly fart.

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Don't mind lads with a little bit of chub

You tell me France.

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Why not show appreciation for the medical staff that are saving peoples lives? is there something wrong with you?

Got a job offer from the hospital,not sure if I want to take it or not

>applauding people for doing the job they chose, and the job for which they receive much more than the minimum wage
why

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i never buy anything and ive been able to save a little but now i feel like buying shit
ive been thinking of the following:
a toaster
couple of paintings
a new record player

earwax has such an interesting smell but bad taste