What is the point of this country?

give the world one of the best people in history

>give the world one of the best people in history

Mozart was German.

Lamest troll attempt ever.

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That wasn't even a troll. Kys Mehmet.

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Retards.

wow he's mad lol

Legitimate unifier of Germany
>ywn live in a timeline where Austro-Hungary-Germany existed

Why is he so mad tho?

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i think it's becuse he's so much less relevant than germany and that he could be annexed tomorrlw nobody would give a shit avout him since he's just a second tier citizen in german world.

I love you

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He's sad Austria hasn't been relevant since it belonged to Germany in 1945.

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>Österreich means Eastern empire
>actual location is center of Europe

But there is no shame in being irrelevant. Why can't Austrians take their irrelevance with more dignity, like Poles do?

Because they used to be kings of Europe when the Fapburgers were in power. Now they have to settle being less talked about than Switzerland.

Don't hate Polan.

>Fapburgers

lmao based

More culture than your own cultureless one barbarian faggot

Our colony :)

Bismarck’s biggest failure was not incorporating it. Saint Germain and Versailles are a real bitch. Anschluss should happen again.

Unfathomably based.

I'm sorry, was your country ever relevant after ceasing to be a prison colony?

To post on Yas Forums about how much they love asian women

>mini hitler SEETHING

lmao

Hitler is their most famous individual after all.

>Hitler

Never send an Austrian to do a white man's job.

>larp as natsoc
>have to rely on Austria as usual
>lose war due to faggotry and Italy
>be the bad guy forever while Austria is seen as harmless

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Don’t forget the joke known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire which ruined the Three Emperor’s League and created the Russo-German rift which led to the USSR.

They gave us the best leader in history, pretty good record imo.

Being comfy and having cool landscapes :3

I think Austria's main problem is that it's full of Austrians.

Dont forget to take ur pills. USSR had other reasons to be created

>NOOOOOOO YOU SHOULD ALLOW THE RUSSIANS TO EXPAND TO THE BALKANS!!!!

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SEX

To create two world wars

Was once celtic and known as Noricum. Then it got Germanized, was part of the Carolingian Empire, then East Francia, then the HRE, where it was a feudal state ruled by the Habsburgs and tried to unite Europe but failed.

Sardinia is'nt south italy.

The first world war was started by Serbia and Russia

Austria
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Imperare
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Vniverso

they make some cool guns

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huh stg 77 is famous in other cunts as well lol

It's our military's standard issue rifle. Modified, but practically the same.

They're the smart and seductive kid that manipulates the big bully (Germany) into getting caught for his own mischiefs, and that everyone loves.

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to spite the world

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Typically country of a third world

Lmao
Russian was declared war on Serbia or what?

Let's pretend that Russia didn't spent the 19th century with expanding to the Balkans. Let's pretend that Russian's didn't couped the Serbian government and they didn't installed a puppet government in Serbia.

>:)
>:3
normalfags

Run-away Bavaria.