200,000 Dead Americans By Easter

The US has a steady 35% increase in total number of deaths attributed to the coronavirus since the 1st death was recorded.

At the current rate, there will be 200,000 recorded deaths by the time Easter rolls around.

Trump wants everybody back to work by Easter. Tons of Americans unironically agree with this sentiment.

Are they right or are they wrong? What should the US do?

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We should all face death for Trump.

OH NO NO NO

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the boomer remover meme was real.

>Americans know what Easter is

>easter
Hmmm?

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Good

We literally liberated your country.

Now it's time to liberate Earth from yourself

>confusing deaths with cases
Dude...

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>Washington: 11%
Proud of my state!

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Is this the so called "American education"?

You're an idiot

So you think 64,661 cases increasing at a 35% rate would hit 200,000 by mid-April.

Ah, an American intellectual, I see.

HOLY BASED

... The graph says there were only total 929 deaths , 64,661 number of cases. No, growing at a rate of constant rate 35% per each recording is not going to result in 200,000 deaths in 3 weeks like lol no

mathematicians predicted 80% of americans will get infected

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Aren't there many remote villages and towns in the US? I bet there are only clusters in bigger cities and some places will never see the virus at all

the world will need to ban all americans to save itself. the corona zombies must lurk only in north america

not him, but it would actually. at 21 days 35million would be infected. 929 deaths of 64661 cases is about 1.43% death per infection. there would be approximately 500,000 deaths.

Will this result in lower housing prices? I dream of owning beachfront property..

Spanish flu reached the most deepest parts of Siberia, and with influenza you're only contagious for a week or so. With this virus you could be sick for up to a month.

Easter?

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640,000 tests completed so far.
64,000 cases detected.
Possibly 32,700,000 Americans infected.
Possibly 1 million Americans dead.

Yes it would though.

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So the 35% increase is with the social distancing in place already for the past 10 days or so. What would happen once it's lifted and Trump's "get back to work" plan in enacted?

the 35% increase would likely be without social distancing because there is a time lag between infection and manifesting symptoms.

Why don't you do the math yourself before saying stupid shit like this

>Possibly 1 million Americans dead.

*fapfapfap*

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not everything is linear you dumb leaf

Yeah, over an 18 month period

>at 21 days 35million would be infected.
Umm, "no". Diseases do not always grow at constant exponential rates. Pay attention the graph , this disease is going to come in waves like most highly contagious air borne illnesses do.

There is not going to be 35 million cases in the next 21 days, absolutely not.

Because I did do the math and I'm right?

>There is not going to be 35 million cases in the next 21 days, absolutely not.

Total boner killer. Thanks, asshole.

Corona-chan will become endemic to the US and eventually cleanse all boomers.

2bh young americans aren't any better

It's logarithmic...

What? Do americans really believe that russians are glad that USSR has collapsed?

Americans believe the weirdest shit. Some Americans still believe it's a hoax despite reaching 100k+ cases soon.

What do Europeans think about America's death toll exploding in the next week or so?

exponential but ok

see

I don't care honestly. I'm just waiting this shit is over here in Europe.

lol. Why would a German hate UStatians this much? Are you a Turk or that resident chink in Germany, or a real Germ?

Are you ok, Americano? I'm not.

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Yeah I guess after being poor and starving for so long, u kinda get used to it. Amirite Ivan?

Germans dislike the US, unironically.

I'm a gay lefty Bavaryan.

Why the hell haven't Americans turned against Trump completely?

Sunk cost fallacy.

how can i help increasing amerimutt deaths ?

>Why would a German hate UStatians this much?
Hatred is maybe too harsh.
In general the US is the example of a nation of retards. You are the example of basically everything bad in the world.

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Help spread lies.

Say the math is wrong and that the infection and death rate are going down despite it not being the case. Say it's just a flu. Say it's a hoax. Say your freedom is more important than being quarantined, and it's unconstitutional and violates human rights. Say Trump is right and you should go back to work and take fish pills because Trump said it's good for you. Accuse people telling others to stay home to stop the infection and washing hands/social distancing of being Chinese communist shills.

All of you laughing at the US and their apparent inability to stop the virus, can stop now. Singapore followed the guidelines of the Trump Administration and guess what, we have only 600 infections and 2 deaths, despite being one of the first countries to get the virus. Compared to Europoors who are dying like fucking fleas, clearly the American strategy is working.

All of us owe a big grovelling apology and undying gratitude to the US.

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will do

I've been doing this for over a month now

Reported, pajeetchink :^)

don't forget to factor in how fat americans are.

also stupid and ugly.

Iran NO!

Wanna hug me?

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Getting well soon, bro *hug*

Thanks bro.

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Based

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for what reasons would you report someone pushing into your president recommendations, trump is god you must obey his wise thoughts

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The chink is a terrorist and doesn’t belong in the West, kinda like you Achmed. I’d love to see a Canadian SWAT team smash down his door with a battering ram